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Title: SWAT Monkey!
Post by: cnamon on April 20, 2005, 10:17:12 AM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20050420/od_nm/odd_swatmonkey_dc
Title: Re: SWAT Monkey!
Post by: Gamplayerx on April 20, 2005, 10:20:11 AM
They should make that a tv show.


I've always wanted a monkey.
Title: Re: SWAT Monkey!
Post by: DownSouth on April 20, 2005, 10:21:06 AM
The capuchin monkey is considered one of the smartest primates, known by many for its decades-long association with organ grinders. The monkeys weigh three to eight pounds (1.3 kg to 3.5 kg) and live for 15 to 20 years.
Title: Re: SWAT Monkey!
Post by: cnamon on April 20, 2005, 10:22:23 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 20, 2005, 10:20:11 AM
They should make that a tv show.


I've always wanted a monkey.
Me too.  I want one to wear a smoking jacket and drink tequila.  I figured I would cut out my plans to teach it how to smoke cigars.
Title: Re: SWAT Monkey!
Post by: Beefy on April 21, 2005, 10:40:56 AM
Swatting the monkey.. spanking the monkey... call it whatever you like.
Title: Re: SWAT Monkey!
Post by: ignom on April 21, 2005, 10:43:56 AM
I prefer my monkeys to be of the brass variety.
Title: Re: SWAT Monkey!
Post by: Jessie on April 21, 2005, 10:44:19 AM
That funky monkey.
Title: Re: SWAT Monkey!
Post by: cnamon on April 21, 2005, 04:15:32 PM
Shock the monkey
Title: Re: SWAT Monkey!
Post by: Grumpus on April 21, 2005, 05:13:02 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 20, 2005, 10:20:11 AM
They should make that a tv show.


I've always wanted a monkey.
Careful what you ask for baby, your birthday is coming up.
Title: Re: SWAT Monkey!
Post by: BigDun on April 21, 2005, 11:35:24 PM
Quote from: Grumpus on April 21, 2005, 05:13:02 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 20, 2005, 10:20:11 AM
They should make that a tv show.


I've always wanted a monkey.
Careful what you ask for baby, your birthday is coming up.

Ooooh... When is it and hold old will she be?
Title: Re: SWAT Monkey!
Post by: dazie on April 21, 2005, 11:42:30 PM
It's in June and she's a whole TWO MONTHS older than I am!  Hah HAAAA!
Title: Re: SWAT Monkey!
Post by: dc on April 21, 2005, 11:45:30 PM
Quote from: dazie on April 21, 2005, 11:42:30 PM
It's in June and she's a whole TWO MONTHS older than I am!  Hah HAAAA!

Wow....  Thats really old.
Title: Re: SWAT Monkey!
Post by: dazie on April 23, 2005, 06:06:30 PM
Piss off youngun.
Title: Re: SWAT Monkey!
Post by: nishi on April 23, 2005, 11:47:42 PM
right before i went to india, i found this thread on an india travel bulletin board:

http://www.indiamike.com/india/archive/index.php/t-177.html

after reading this thread, it was, of course, very tempting to find an unsuspecting friend and suggest a picnic. "here! you carry the food and i'll..... carry the camera!"