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Title: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: skye on September 16, 2007, 07:08:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/tM13WkB0ShI
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: eo000 on September 18, 2007, 06:43:30 AM
oh wow. i'm just happy when caesar doesn't rip into the garbage.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 07:39:45 AM
That last part made me dizzy.

What kind of dog is that?
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: eo000 on September 18, 2007, 07:44:05 AM
looks like a golden lab.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 07:47:53 AM
I wasn't sure because of the long hair.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: Alice on September 18, 2007, 07:53:43 AM
McGimpy couldn't do that even if he wanted to.  Not that he'd want to in the first place... he's only interested in his one toy.  If it doesn't involve that toy, you can go f*** yourself, according to him.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 07:54:35 AM
I want a dog.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: eo000 on September 18, 2007, 07:55:27 AM
i dated a girl in high school that had a really long haired golden lab named buffy. the lab, not the girl.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: Alice on September 18, 2007, 07:56:08 AM
You can have my dog.  After his scooby snack shennanigans last night, and the mess I had to clean up this morning - he's now off my Xmas list.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: ReBurn on September 18, 2007, 08:00:21 AM
I wonder what else she's taught him to do?
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 08:01:02 AM
Quote from: Alice on September 18, 2007, 07:56:08 AM
You can have my dog.  After his scooby snack shennanigans last night, and the mess I had to clean up this morning - he's now off my Xmas list.
Butters threw up last night.

In my bed.

With me in it.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: dazie on September 18, 2007, 08:27:04 AM
Golden Retriever? 

Which is interesting- they usually only have about 3 brain cells, this dog must have gotten all the extras.  Like that one can of Diet Coke with all the calories they took out of the other cans.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: Alice on September 18, 2007, 08:28:37 AM
Golden Retrievers are really smart dogs.
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Post by: dazie on September 18, 2007, 08:49:33 AM
Ice is cold.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 09:17:37 AM
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/196507~Cool-as-Ice-Posters.jpg)
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:30:38 AM
I was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life but the dog looks pretty happy so I'm cool with it.

Besides, I'm in no place to be calling out others for needing lives.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: eo000 on September 18, 2007, 09:33:02 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:30:38 AM
I was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life but the dog looks pretty happy so I'm cool with it.

Besides, I'm in no place to be calling out others for needing lives.
you can still call her out for needing a lint/hair remover brush. it's not very snarky, but oh well.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 09:47:36 AM
You could call her out for being flat chested. 

You could say, "Roses are red, violets are black, why's your chest as flat as your back?" then she could go home and cry herself to sleep at night and pray that good would just make them grow.  Uh, I mean, theoretically that's what she'd do.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: Alice on September 18, 2007, 09:48:32 AM
This lady I used to work with had boobs on her back as well as her front.  I don't think there were nipples, but big giant boob fats on her back.  It was odd.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: ReBurn on September 18, 2007, 09:49:10 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 09:47:36 AM
You could call her out for being flat chested. 

You could say, "Roses are red, violets are black, why's your chest as flat as your back?" then she could go home and cry herself to sleep at night and pray that good would just make them grow.  Uh, I mean, theoretically that's what she'd do.
Hopefully good listens to prayers.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:51:46 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 18, 2007, 09:49:10 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 09:47:36 AM
You could call her out for being flat chested. 

You could say, "Roses are red, violets are black, why's your chest as flat as your back?" then she could go home and cry herself to sleep at night and pray that good would just make them grow.  Uh, I mean, theoretically that's what she'd do.
Hopefully good listens to prayers.

Well, at least we now know why Jessie is still flat chested.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 11:32:27 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 18, 2007, 09:49:10 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 09:47:36 AM
You could call her out for being flat chested. 

You could say, "Roses are red, violets are black, why's your chest as flat as your back?" then she could go home and cry herself to sleep at night and pray that good would just make them grow.  Uh, I mean, theoretically that's what she'd do.
Hopefully good listens to prayers.
I am a typing genius as of late.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 11:32:59 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:51:46 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 18, 2007, 09:49:10 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 09:47:36 AM
You could call her out for being flat chested. 

You could say, "Roses are red, violets are black, why's your chest as flat as your back?" then she could go home and cry herself to sleep at night and pray that good would just make them grow.  Uh, I mean, theoretically that's what she'd do.
Hopefully good listens to prayers.

Well, at least we now know why Jessie is still flat chested.
HAHAHA I didn't even see this.  When I did, I was drinking diet coke and almost choked to death.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: Alice on September 18, 2007, 11:37:05 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 11:32:59 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:51:46 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 18, 2007, 09:49:10 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 09:47:36 AM
You could call her out for being flat chested. 

You could say, "Roses are red, violets are black, why's your chest as flat as your back?" then she could go home and cry herself to sleep at night and pray that good would just make them grow.  Uh, I mean, theoretically that's what she'd do.
Hopefully good listens to prayers.

Well, at least we now know why Jessie is still flat chested.
HAHAHA I didn't even see this.  When I did, I was drinking diet coke and almost choked to death.
Sounds like your airway is as delicate as your sensibilities.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: skye on September 20, 2007, 06:28:05 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:30:38 AMI was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life

Darned inspirational, actually - she was paralyzed from childhood polio at age four, as well as diagnosed with a significant heart disorder. She took up dancing with her dog as therapy, apparently, and later co-founded the Musical Dog Sport Association. Rookie, her golden retriever, just retired at age 14.  There's a documentary about them - http://gottadance.landofpuregold.com/

I still want to teach my dog to do this. She's having trouble with "stay", though, so it's not looking good.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: ReBurn on September 20, 2007, 09:09:15 AM
Quote from: skye on September 20, 2007, 06:28:05 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:30:38 AMI was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life

Darned inspirational, actually - she was paralyzed from childhood polio at age four, as well as diagnosed with a significant heart disorder. She took up dancing with her dog as therapy, apparently, and later co-founded the Musical Dog Sport Association. Rookie, her golden retriever, just retired at age 14.  There's a documentary about them - http://gottadance.landofpuregold.com/

I still want to teach my dog to do this. She's having trouble with "stay", though, so it's not looking good.

Gosh, Beefy. If you weren't such a misanthropy that story might make you feel bad.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: Beefy on September 20, 2007, 09:14:40 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 20, 2007, 09:09:15 AM
Quote from: skye on September 20, 2007, 06:28:05 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:30:38 AMI was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life

Darned inspirational, actually - she was paralyzed from childhood polio at age four, as well as diagnosed with a significant heart disorder. She took up dancing with her dog as therapy, apparently, and later co-founded the Musical Dog Sport Association. Rookie, her golden retriever, just retired at age 14.  There's a documentary about them - http://gottadance.landofpuregold.com/

I still want to teach my dog to do this. She's having trouble with "stay", though, so it's not looking good.

Gosh, Beefy. If you weren't such a misanthropy that story might make you feel bad.

Yeah yeah yeah, notice how the rest of my post was left out the quote.

Besides, she probably gnaws on live babies in her spare time.  You don't know.
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: ReBurn on September 20, 2007, 09:16:32 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 20, 2007, 09:14:40 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 20, 2007, 09:09:15 AM
Quote from: skye on September 20, 2007, 06:28:05 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:30:38 AMI was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life

Darned inspirational, actually - she was paralyzed from childhood polio at age four, as well as diagnosed with a significant heart disorder. She took up dancing with her dog as therapy, apparently, and later co-founded the Musical Dog Sport Association. Rookie, her golden retriever, just retired at age 14.  There's a documentary about them - http://gottadance.landofpuregold.com/

I still want to teach my dog to do this. She's having trouble with "stay", though, so it's not looking good.

Gosh, Beefy. If you weren't such a misanthropy that story might make you feel bad.

Yeah yeah yeah, notice how the rest of my post was left out the quote.

Besides, she probably gnaws on live babies in her spare time.  You don't know.
So it's like Dan Rather edited your post, then?

What smells worse, live babies or dead ones?
Title: Re: I am *so* teaching my dog to do this...
Post by: Beefy on September 20, 2007, 09:21:27 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 20, 2007, 09:16:32 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 20, 2007, 09:14:40 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 20, 2007, 09:09:15 AM
Quote from: skye on September 20, 2007, 06:28:05 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:30:38 AMI was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life

Darned inspirational, actually - she was paralyzed from childhood polio at age four, as well as diagnosed with a significant heart disorder. She took up dancing with her dog as therapy, apparently, and later co-founded the Musical Dog Sport Association. Rookie, her golden retriever, just retired at age 14.  There's a documentary about them - http://gottadance.landofpuregold.com/

I still want to teach my dog to do this. She's having trouble with "stay", though, so it's not looking good.

Gosh, Beefy. If you weren't such a misanthropy that story might make you feel bad.

Yeah yeah yeah, notice how the rest of my post was left out the quote.

Besides, she probably gnaws on live babies in her spare time.  You don't know.
So it's like Dan Rather edited your post, then?

What smells worse, live babies or dead ones?

Dan Rather's downfall was not ensuring quality control.  I'm sure Carolyn Scott QCs all of her babies before gnawing on them.  That's just good hygiene.