http://www.youtube.com/v/tM13WkB0ShI
oh wow. i'm just happy when caesar doesn't rip into the garbage.
That last part made me dizzy.
What kind of dog is that?
looks like a golden lab.
I wasn't sure because of the long hair.
McGimpy couldn't do that even if he wanted to. Not that he'd want to in the first place... he's only interested in his one toy. If it doesn't involve that toy, you can go f*** yourself, according to him.
I want a dog.
i dated a girl in high school that had a really long haired golden lab named buffy. the lab, not the girl.
You can have my dog. After his scooby snack shennanigans last night, and the mess I had to clean up this morning - he's now off my Xmas list.
I wonder what else she's taught him to do?
Quote from: Alice on September 18, 2007, 07:56:08 AM
You can have my dog. After his scooby snack shennanigans last night, and the mess I had to clean up this morning - he's now off my Xmas list.
Butters threw up last night.
In my bed.
With me in it.
Golden Retriever?
Which is interesting- they usually only have about 3 brain cells, this dog must have gotten all the extras. Like that one can of Diet Coke with all the calories they took out of the other cans.
Golden Retrievers are really smart dogs.
Ice is cold.
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/196507~Cool-as-Ice-Posters.jpg)
I was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life but the dog looks pretty happy so I'm cool with it.
Besides, I'm in no place to be calling out others for needing lives.
Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:30:38 AM
I was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life but the dog looks pretty happy so I'm cool with it.
Besides, I'm in no place to be calling out others for needing lives.
you can still call her out for needing a lint/hair remover brush. it's not very snarky, but oh well.
You could call her out for being flat chested.
You could say, "Roses are red, violets are black, why's your chest as flat as your back?" then she could go home and cry herself to sleep at night and pray that good would just make them grow. Uh, I mean, theoretically that's what she'd do.
This lady I used to work with had boobs on her back as well as her front. I don't think there were nipples, but big giant boob fats on her back. It was odd.
Quote from: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 09:47:36 AM
You could call her out for being flat chested.
You could say, "Roses are red, violets are black, why's your chest as flat as your back?" then she could go home and cry herself to sleep at night and pray that good would just make them grow. Uh, I mean, theoretically that's what she'd do.
Hopefully good listens to prayers.
Quote from: ReBurn on September 18, 2007, 09:49:10 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 09:47:36 AM
You could call her out for being flat chested.
You could say, "Roses are red, violets are black, why's your chest as flat as your back?" then she could go home and cry herself to sleep at night and pray that good would just make them grow. Uh, I mean, theoretically that's what she'd do.
Hopefully good listens to prayers.
Well, at least we now know why Jessie is still flat chested.
Quote from: ReBurn on September 18, 2007, 09:49:10 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 09:47:36 AM
You could call her out for being flat chested.
You could say, "Roses are red, violets are black, why's your chest as flat as your back?" then she could go home and cry herself to sleep at night and pray that good would just make them grow. Uh, I mean, theoretically that's what she'd do.
Hopefully good listens to prayers.
I am a typing genius as of late.
Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:51:46 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 18, 2007, 09:49:10 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 09:47:36 AM
You could call her out for being flat chested.
You could say, "Roses are red, violets are black, why's your chest as flat as your back?" then she could go home and cry herself to sleep at night and pray that good would just make them grow. Uh, I mean, theoretically that's what she'd do.
Hopefully good listens to prayers.
Well, at least we now know why Jessie is still flat chested.
HAHAHA I didn't even see this. When I did, I was drinking diet coke and almost choked to death.
Quote from: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 11:32:59 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:51:46 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 18, 2007, 09:49:10 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 09:47:36 AM
You could call her out for being flat chested.
You could say, "Roses are red, violets are black, why's your chest as flat as your back?" then she could go home and cry herself to sleep at night and pray that good would just make them grow. Uh, I mean, theoretically that's what she'd do.
Hopefully good listens to prayers.
Well, at least we now know why Jessie is still flat chested.
HAHAHA I didn't even see this. When I did, I was drinking diet coke and almost choked to death.
Sounds like your airway is as delicate as your sensibilities.
Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:30:38 AMI was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life
Darned inspirational, actually - she was paralyzed from childhood polio at age four, as well as diagnosed with a significant heart disorder. She took up dancing with her dog as therapy, apparently, and later co-founded the Musical Dog Sport Association. Rookie, her golden retriever, just retired at age 14. There's a documentary about them - http://gottadance.landofpuregold.com/
I still want to teach my dog to do this. She's having trouble with "stay", though, so it's not looking good.
Quote from: skye on September 20, 2007, 06:28:05 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:30:38 AMI was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life
Darned inspirational, actually - she was paralyzed from childhood polio at age four, as well as diagnosed with a significant heart disorder. She took up dancing with her dog as therapy, apparently, and later co-founded the Musical Dog Sport Association. Rookie, her golden retriever, just retired at age 14. There's a documentary about them - http://gottadance.landofpuregold.com/
I still want to teach my dog to do this. She's having trouble with "stay", though, so it's not looking good.
Gosh, Beefy. If you weren't such a misanthropy that story might make you feel bad.
Quote from: ReBurn on September 20, 2007, 09:09:15 AM
Quote from: skye on September 20, 2007, 06:28:05 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:30:38 AMI was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life
Darned inspirational, actually - she was paralyzed from childhood polio at age four, as well as diagnosed with a significant heart disorder. She took up dancing with her dog as therapy, apparently, and later co-founded the Musical Dog Sport Association. Rookie, her golden retriever, just retired at age 14. There's a documentary about them - http://gottadance.landofpuregold.com/
I still want to teach my dog to do this. She's having trouble with "stay", though, so it's not looking good.
Gosh, Beefy. If you weren't such a misanthropy that story might make you feel bad.
Yeah yeah yeah, notice how the rest of my post was left out the quote.
Besides, she probably gnaws on live babies in her spare time. You don't know.
Quote from: Beefy on September 20, 2007, 09:14:40 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 20, 2007, 09:09:15 AM
Quote from: skye on September 20, 2007, 06:28:05 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:30:38 AMI was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life
Darned inspirational, actually - she was paralyzed from childhood polio at age four, as well as diagnosed with a significant heart disorder. She took up dancing with her dog as therapy, apparently, and later co-founded the Musical Dog Sport Association. Rookie, her golden retriever, just retired at age 14. There's a documentary about them - http://gottadance.landofpuregold.com/
I still want to teach my dog to do this. She's having trouble with "stay", though, so it's not looking good.
Gosh, Beefy. If you weren't such a misanthropy that story might make you feel bad.
Yeah yeah yeah, notice how the rest of my post was left out the quote.
Besides, she probably gnaws on live babies in her spare time. You don't know.
So it's like Dan Rather edited your post, then?
What smells worse, live babies or dead ones?
Quote from: ReBurn on September 20, 2007, 09:16:32 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 20, 2007, 09:14:40 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 20, 2007, 09:09:15 AM
Quote from: skye on September 20, 2007, 06:28:05 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:30:38 AMI was going to say something snarky about that woman really needing a life
Darned inspirational, actually - she was paralyzed from childhood polio at age four, as well as diagnosed with a significant heart disorder. She took up dancing with her dog as therapy, apparently, and later co-founded the Musical Dog Sport Association. Rookie, her golden retriever, just retired at age 14. There's a documentary about them - http://gottadance.landofpuregold.com/
I still want to teach my dog to do this. She's having trouble with "stay", though, so it's not looking good.
Gosh, Beefy. If you weren't such a misanthropy that story might make you feel bad.
Yeah yeah yeah, notice how the rest of my post was left out the quote.
Besides, she probably gnaws on live babies in her spare time. You don't know.
So it's like Dan Rather edited your post, then?
What smells worse, live babies or dead ones?
Dan Rather's downfall was not ensuring quality control. I'm sure Carolyn Scott QCs all of her babies before gnawing on them. That's just good hygiene.