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Title: Love the Schaub
Post by: VikingJuice on September 16, 2007, 02:21:02 PM
The Texans, after beating down a weakened KC team last week, are bludgeoning a solid Carolina team right now.  Schaub looks fantastic and the defense is really crushing the Panthers offense.  Go Texans!!  It's been a lot time since I've been excited about hometown football.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:10:24 PM
So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?

Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: Alice on September 16, 2007, 09:13:37 PM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:10:24 PM
So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?


KC = Texans???
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: Jessie on September 16, 2007, 09:14:53 PM
I guess this is about football.  I had fun watching the Louisville/Kentucky game yesterday.  It was a good game.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:29:43 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 16, 2007, 09:13:37 PM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:10:24 PM
So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?


KC = Texans???
The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: Jessie on September 16, 2007, 09:46:03 PM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:29:43 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 16, 2007, 09:13:37 PM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:10:24 PM
So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?


KC = Texans???
The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.

(http://www.core77.com/blog/images/swedish_chef_02.jpg)
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: Alice on September 17, 2007, 07:52:32 AM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:29:43 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 16, 2007, 09:13:37 PM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:10:24 PM
So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?


KC = Texans???
The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.
Yeah, like 50 years ago.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: dazie on September 17, 2007, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: Alice on September 17, 2007, 07:52:32 AM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:29:43 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 16, 2007, 09:13:37 PM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:10:24 PM
So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?


KC = Texans???
The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.
Yeah, like 50 years ago.

So?  Still true.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: Alice on September 17, 2007, 08:25:35 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 17, 2007, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: Alice on September 17, 2007, 07:52:32 AM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:29:43 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 16, 2007, 09:13:37 PM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:10:24 PM
So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?


KC = Texans???
The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.
Yeah, like 50 years ago.

So?  Still true.
It's true that even though the chefs were in Texas 50 years ago, that they're still Texans now?  I see.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: dazie on September 17, 2007, 08:27:17 AM
Quote from: Alice on September 17, 2007, 08:25:35 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 17, 2007, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: Alice on September 17, 2007, 07:52:32 AM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:29:43 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 16, 2007, 09:13:37 PM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:10:24 PM
So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?


KC = Texans???
The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.
Yeah, like 50 years ago.

So?  Still true.
It's true that even though the chefs were in Texas 50 years ago, that they're still Texans now?  I see.

Check behind the couch.  Looks like you've lost your sense of humor.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: Alice on September 17, 2007, 08:28:32 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 17, 2007, 08:27:17 AM
Quote from: Alice on September 17, 2007, 08:25:35 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 17, 2007, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: Alice on September 17, 2007, 07:52:32 AM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:29:43 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 16, 2007, 09:13:37 PM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:10:24 PM
So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?


KC = Texans???
The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.
Yeah, like 50 years ago.

So?  Still true.
It's true that even though the chefs were in Texas 50 years ago, that they're still Texans now?  I see.

Check behind the couch.  Looks like you've lost your sense of humor.
I don't own a couch.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: ursus on September 17, 2007, 08:58:41 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 16, 2007, 09:46:03 PM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:29:43 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 16, 2007, 09:13:37 PM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:10:24 PM
So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?


KC = Texans???
The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.

(http://www.core77.com/blog/images/swedish_chef_02.jpg)
Refrencing a Snickers commercial.

But very cool, time for the "chick-ee ina bask-ee"? Bork-bork-bork!
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: Beefy on September 17, 2007, 11:03:28 AM
Quote from: Alice on September 17, 2007, 08:28:32 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 17, 2007, 08:27:17 AM
Quote from: Alice on September 17, 2007, 08:25:35 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 17, 2007, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: Alice on September 17, 2007, 07:52:32 AM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:29:43 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 16, 2007, 09:13:37 PM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:10:24 PM
So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?


KC = Texans???
The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.
Yeah, like 50 years ago.

So?  Still true.
It's true that even though the chefs were in Texas 50 years ago, that they're still Texans now?  I see.

Check behind the couch.  Looks like you've lost your sense of humor.
I don't own a cooch.

Boy, did I read that wrong initially.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: Alice on September 17, 2007, 11:04:50 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 17, 2007, 11:03:28 AM
Quote from: Alice on September 17, 2007, 08:28:32 AM
I don't own a cooch.

Boy, did I read that wrong initially.
Heh.  :)
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: DownSouth on September 17, 2007, 11:37:16 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 17, 2007, 08:28:32 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 17, 2007, 08:27:17 AM
Quote from: Alice on September 17, 2007, 08:25:35 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 17, 2007, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: Alice on September 17, 2007, 07:52:32 AM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:29:43 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 16, 2007, 09:13:37 PM
Quote from: ursus on September 16, 2007, 09:10:24 PM
So, the Texans beat the Texans in the opener?


KC = Texans???
The chefs started life as the AFL franchised Texans.
Yeah, like 50 years ago.

So?  Still true.
It's true that even though the chefs were in Texas 50 years ago, that they're still Texans now?  I see.

Check behind the couch.  Looks like you've lost your sense of humor.
I don't own a couch.
Does anyone really own a couch or do couches own us?
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: ReBurn on September 18, 2007, 08:18:50 AM
My dog owns my couch.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: Alice on September 18, 2007, 08:27:22 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 18, 2007, 08:18:50 AM
My dog owns my couch.
My dog pwned my kitchen floor.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 08:50:01 AM
Quote from: Alice on September 18, 2007, 08:27:22 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 18, 2007, 08:18:50 AM
My dog owns my couch.
My dog pwned my kitchen floor.
MY CAT HORKED IN MY BED.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: ReBurn on September 18, 2007, 09:18:00 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 08:50:01 AM
Quote from: Alice on September 18, 2007, 08:27:22 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 18, 2007, 08:18:50 AM
My dog owns my couch.
My dog pwned my kitchen floor.
MY CAT PWNED MY BED.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: Bennyhana on September 18, 2007, 10:18:09 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 08:50:01 AM
Quote from: Alice on September 18, 2007, 08:27:22 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 18, 2007, 08:18:50 AM
My dog owns my couch.
My dog pwned my kitchen floor.
MY PUSSY HURTS.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: VikingJuice on September 18, 2007, 05:14:46 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 08:50:01 AM
Quote from: Alice on September 18, 2007, 08:27:22 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 18, 2007, 08:18:50 AM
My dog owns my couch.
My dog pwned my kitchen floor.
MY CAT HORKED IN MY BED.

Reminds me of Strange Brew.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 08:11:03 PM
So far tonight, she's puked on the floor, the coffee table, my glasses case, and then the floor again.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: VikingJuice on September 18, 2007, 08:12:23 PM
She must have eaten at my school's cafeteria!
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 08:51:45 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 08:11:03 PM
So far tonight, she's puked on the floor, the coffee table, my glasses case, and then the floor again.
Add Timothy's bed, my bed, and Stevie to the list.

It's so frustrating, because Stevie screams for her wet food, and Butters just can't tolerate it, but it's nearly impossible to keep her out of it, without sitting right there while Stevie eats, shooing Butters away.

Stevie got a bath, and now she's all wet and shivery.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: BigDun on September 18, 2007, 08:52:49 PM
Did you get any hairballs when licking her clean?
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: dazie on September 18, 2007, 08:56:32 PM
Put Stevie's up, like on top of the fridge.  That's where we had to put the cats' food in the last place, so the dogs didn't get it.  Now it's on a shelf over the toilet in the half bath.

From what I've seen of Butters, she probably wouldn't be able to get up there and eat it.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: DownSouth on September 18, 2007, 09:02:40 PM
Shock collar.  Hours of fun.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: Jessie on September 19, 2007, 07:48:13 AM
My kitchen is so tiny, it'd be pretty hard for Stevie to get up there, too.

Butters gets around better than one might expect for a cat that looks and walks like a bulldog.

Pain in the ass, the both of them.
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: Alice on September 19, 2007, 07:48:42 AM
What if you just sit them both down and calmly explain the situation?
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: DownSouth on September 19, 2007, 03:00:41 PM
Feedbags
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: VikingJuice on September 19, 2007, 07:20:54 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 19, 2007, 03:00:41 PM
Feedbags

Awesome avatar DS!!  I love Massive Headwound Harry!!!!
Title: Re: Love the Schaub
Post by: DownSouth on September 19, 2007, 07:22:59 PM
Thanks!  Me too.