I think Brittney won the special olympics of dancing. So bad. I liked that Timberlake called out Mtv to play videos.
Aww I missed her big opening.
Quote from: Jessie on September 09, 2007, 09:00:25 PM
Aww I missed her big opening.
It's all over the internet, just watch when she's getting into or out of the car.
I heard that Dick in a Box won an Emmy. That amuses me.
Watching Britney was like watching a train wreck. Only surpassed by Sarah Silverman's coverage of her.
When did Dre start with the roids?
90% of those dweebs wish they had Dre's musical sense.
Quote from: DownSouth on September 09, 2007, 08:47:26 PM
I think Brittney won the special olympics of dancing. So bad. I liked that Timberlake called out Mtv to play videos.
I just watched the replay. I'm embarrassed for her. Jesus, the dancers on my high school dance team were better than that.
clicky anywhere?
Not that I can find.
MTV.com
I'll find one tomorrow.
I do love though, how all the articles comment on how out of shape she is. Hell- if I looked that good I'd wear a sequined bikini all the time. Yeah- she doesn't look like the pop tart with the python anymore, but she IS older and has had kids.
OK- I had some buffering issues, but dang. She looked unenthusiastic at best.
I hope she can type.
She looks a hell of a lot better than I do, but there's a reason I'm not writing around on Mtv in a bikini. When she turned sideways and did some hip thrusts, it was just...embarrassing for her. I'd still LOVE to look that good, but I still wouldn't flaunt it for millions.
More than that, though, she seemed confused and really out of sorts. She looked proud of herself at the end, which was the weird part. Did she not KNOW how much she was fucking up?
Quote from: Jessie on September 09, 2007, 10:43:43 PM
She looks a hell of a lot better than I do, but there's a reason I'm not writing around on Mtv in a bikini. When she turned sideways and did some hip thrusts, it was just...embarrassing for her. I'd still LOVE to look that good, but I still wouldn't flaunt it for millions.
More than that, though, she seemed confused and really out of sorts. She looked proud of herself at the end, which was the weird part. Did she not KNOW how much she was fucking up?
Crack and meth tend to make one lose touch with reality They also help with rapid weight loss.
Some of us have to put two and two together, you know. You know what two and two add up to?
Waffles.
Quote from: Jessie on September 09, 2007, 10:43:43 PM
She looks a hell of a lot better than I do, but there's a reason I'm not writing around on Mtv in a bikini. When she turned sideways and did some hip thrusts, it was just...embarrassing for her. I'd still LOVE to look that good, but I still wouldn't flaunt it for millions.
More than that, though, she seemed confused and really out of sorts. She looked proud of herself at the end, which was the weird part. Did she not KNOW how much she was fucking up?
Who would want to watch me write in a bikini, anyway?
Quote from: Jessie on September 09, 2007, 10:51:07 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 09, 2007, 10:43:43 PM
She looks a hell of a lot better than I do, but there's a reason I'm not writing around on Mtv in a bikini. When she turned sideways and did some hip thrusts, it was just...embarrassing for her. I'd still LOVE to look that good, but I still wouldn't flaunt it for millions.
More than that, though, she seemed confused and really out of sorts. She looked proud of herself at the end, which was the weird part. Did she not KNOW how much she was fucking up?
Who would want to watch me write in a bikini, anyway?
/me raises his hand.
Wow. She just looked really uncomfortable.
Quote from: Alice on September 10, 2007, 07:56:11 AM
Wow. She just looked really uncomfortable.
from what i've read, she was pissed that Sarah Silverman had just made fun of her kids.
TMZ has some footage of it.
Silverman was pretty ruthless, but that's exactly what MTV hired her for.
Quote from: eo000 on September 10, 2007, 07:57:26 AM
Quote from: Alice on September 10, 2007, 07:56:11 AM
Wow. She just looked really uncomfortable.
from what i've read, she was pissed that Sarah Silverman had just made fun of her kids.
Sarah Silverman made fun of her kids after the fact, unless she did it backstage, too.
Quote from: Beefy on September 10, 2007, 07:58:08 AM
TMZ has some footage of it.
Silverman was pretty ruthless, but that's exactly what MTV hired her for.
I have to admit that I cracked up when she said, "Amy Winehouse is Jewish, right? If not, someone should tell her face."
I'm glad I'm not the only person to admit to watching it.
Quote from: dazie on September 09, 2007, 10:36:37 PM
I'll find one tomorrow.
I do love though, how all the articles comment on how out of shape she is. Hell- if I looked that good I'd wear a sequined bikini all the time. Yeah- she doesn't look like the pop tart with the python anymore, but she IS older and has had kids.
In my opinion, she looked out of shape not because she was fat, but because she was moving slowly like she was made of lead. It was not dancing that should've required lip syncing, but she was lip syncing anyway.
It could either have been the result of ridiculous dieting that left her with less fat but no energy, or (more likely) She was drunk off her ass and on other substances as well.
Quote from: Beefy on September 10, 2007, 08:00:26 AM
I'm glad I'm not the only person to admit to watching it.
I didn't watch it. I just wanted to make you feel better.
Quote from: Bennyhana on September 10, 2007, 08:01:17 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 09, 2007, 10:36:37 PM
I'll find one tomorrow.
I do love though, how all the articles comment on how out of shape she is. Hell- if I looked that good I'd wear a sequined bikini all the time. Yeah- she doesn't look like the pop tart with the python anymore, but she IS older and has had kids.
In my opinion, she looked out of shape not because she was fat, but because she was moving slowly like she was made of lead. It was not dancing that should've required lip syncing, but she was lip syncing anyway.
It could either have been the result of ridiculous dieting that left her with less fat but no energy, or (more likely) She was drunk off her ass and on other substances as well.
She didn't look *fat* so much as out of shape. There's a difference. She looked soft.
Quote from: Jessie on September 10, 2007, 08:02:12 AM
Quote from: Bennyhana on September 10, 2007, 08:01:17 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 09, 2007, 10:36:37 PM
I'll find one tomorrow.
I do love though, how all the articles comment on how out of shape she is. Hell- if I looked that good I'd wear a sequined bikini all the time. Yeah- she doesn't look like the pop tart with the python anymore, but she IS older and has had kids.
In my opinion, she looked out of shape not because she was fat, but because she was moving slowly like she was made of lead. It was not dancing that should've required lip syncing, but she was lip syncing anyway.
It could either have been the result of ridiculous dieting that left her with less fat but no energy, or (more likely) She was drunk off her ass and on other substances as well.
She didn't look *fat* so much as out of shape. There's a difference. She looked soft.
I'd be willing to bet that that body, soft though it may be, is capable of doing better than that.
And I only watched the video because of this thread.
Video (http://www.dailymotion.com/flash/flvplayer.swf?rev=1187290581&statEnabled=1&selfURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymotion.com%2FWonderful-Life%2Fvideo%2Fx2y0vv_britney-spears-gimme-more-live-vmas_events&autoStart=0&logURL=http%3A%2F%2Flogger.dailymotion.com%2Fvideo%2Faccess%2Fx2y0vv%3Fsession_id%3D%26referer%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fforums.fark.com%252Fcgi%252Ffark%252Fcomments.pl%253FIDLink%253D3058189%26blog_key%3D1oxDs2WZRmSFBkKRd%26key%3D2zh010dbwj0rennlbjo5ne0&previewURL=http%3A%2F%2Flimelight-683.static.dailymotion.com%2Fdyn%2Fpreview%2F320x240%2F4946683.jpg%3F20070910102431&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymotion.com%2Fget%2F16%2F320x240%2Fflv%2F4946683.flv%3Fkey%3D78f0d8d0a62cb457859abb14733b7ab312e7ce2&playerURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymotion.com%2Fvideo%2Fx2y0vv_britney-spears-gimme-more-live-vmas_events&playerURLTarget=_blank&allowZoom=2)
How about Alicia Keys? That girl is fantastic. I have a total girl crush on her. I love her new song.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vmjl5ARtQWM (not really a video, but you can hear the song at least)
Better yet, here's the performance. http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1568788&vid=173539
She should fire whoever did her hair.
Quote from: Beefy on September 10, 2007, 08:44:04 AM
She should fire whoever did her.
That's quite a list.
Dang! What an awful thing that was to even sit through portions of.
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f103/Oregeno/ah-just-barfed-a-little-in-mah-mout.jpg)
I don't know why this made me giggle so much.
I saw it on a restaurant patio, through the window on the bar TV. Even I could tell she was doing poorly. Not only was our table commenting, but the tables around us and the waitstaff.
Quote from: Jessie on September 10, 2007, 02:15:06 PM
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f103/Oregeno/ah-just-barfed-a-little-in-mah-mout.jpg)
I don't know why this made me giggle so much.
That's too funny.
The performance is awful. She looked like she was dancing with a back brace under her clothing. Physically, she wasn't bad looking. She didn't look like the little vixen she was before but I didn't think she looked bad.
I think the only person who has gone from Wealthy and mildly cute to white trash hag faster was Tonya Harding. I guess when your 15 minutes is up, it's REALLY up.
Kayne West cracks me up. He was crabbing about not being chosen to perform. Well, I know if he was the opening act I wouldn't have hunted down the video. The Britney train wreck? I was looking at it even before the show was finished.
MTV knew exactly what would bring in the viewers. I think they're happier that she was so lame- people probably called friends to watch and it's all over the news today. I bet their Neilsens went through the roof.
Wow, Dazie. That's like a land speed record for slacking at a new job. Good work!
eh. It's lunchtime.
Did I mention that there's a kegerator in the kitchen?
Day two, and Junto's already in her new job PC's browser cache. Bravo!
Quote from: Beefy on September 11, 2007, 01:13:15 PM
Day two, and Junto's already in her new job PC's browser cache. Bravo!
not a PC- it's a Mac place...
Quote from: dazie on September 11, 2007, 01:17:05 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 11, 2007, 01:13:15 PM
Day two, and Junto's already in her new job PC's browser cache. Bravo!
not a PC- it's a Mac place...
So it's not your personal computer?
well, it's the one I use, but it DOES belong to the company...
Quote from: Jessie on September 10, 2007, 08:36:27 AM
Better yet, here's the performance. http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1568788&vid=173539
Why did they even bother to give her a microphone? As bad as the lip-sync was she could have achieved the same effect by just gyrating.
Chris Brown was just so awesome.
Quote from: DownSouth on September 11, 2007, 11:03:05 PM
Chris Brown was just so awesome.
He's a much better lipsyncher.
Quote from: Beefy on September 12, 2007, 06:46:31 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 11, 2007, 11:03:05 PM
Chris Brown was just so awesome.
He's a much better lipsyncher.
He's a phenomenal dancer. I can cut you some lip synching slack if you put on a good performance.
http://gawker.com/news/the-marketplace-of-ideas/emotional-fan-defends-britney-spears-298684.php
GOLD.
That nut job made it all the way to CNN yesterday.
That's so amazingly awesome.
3 questions come to mind:
1)Was that a dude? Seriously, I thought I saw a 5 o'clock shadow
2)What's with the sheet held up around her/him? Is this person sitting in bed somewhere filming with a camera phone and a flashlight under the sheets?
3)What is it with these nutjob fans? They're the same types that scream and squeal oustide of Michael Jackson's hotel-even after all the weird shit he's done.
I've been watching a lot of his videos on youtube for no reason lately. He's absolutely off his rocker.
Yes VJ, that's a guy.
its gotta be a trick. These damn hipster kids these days and their wide range of irony.
Quote from: dots on September 12, 2007, 12:35:16 PM
http://gawker.com/news/the-marketplace-of-ideas/emotional-fan-defends-britney-spears-298684.php
GOLD.
Oh, of course. He's well. I'm totally taking all my Britney issues straight to him.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris_Crocker
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20750575/
Quote from: dazie on September 13, 2007, 11:34:52 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20750575/
That interview at the end made me want to die.
QuoteN: Why do you think people who see your video react so strongly? Some are saying pretty mean things about you on YouTube.
C: To be honest, Britney's a national treasure. Everyone has an opinion. Believe it or not, for my generation, it's just as big of a topic as 9/11.