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General Categories => Eating and Drinking => Foods We Love and Foods We Hate => Topic started by: Gamplayerx on July 06, 2007, 11:14:31 AM

Title: Bank Lollipops
Post by: Gamplayerx on July 06, 2007, 11:14:31 AM
So, my coworker Nancy's husband is a candy rep and she brings in all kinds of candy all the time.  The other week, it was these different colored barrel looking things.  I tried a red one.  Would it be berry?  Would it be cinnamon?  Who knew?  Oh, the suspense!  Turns out, it tasted like a red bank lollipop.  Remember bank lollipops?  The flat round ones?  So, Cassidy and I were bemoaning the fact that you never get bank lollipops anymore.  Sad, so sad, the times we live in.

Well, I went to the bank on Tuesday, and guess what they had!  That's right!!  Lollipops!  Real bank lollipops, not Dumdums or anything.  So I snatched up a bunch for us.  To make this tale all the more sweet, Cassidy went to the bank today - a completely different bank - and they had bank lollipops, too (she brought me a blue one)!  Life, it is good.
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: Alice on July 06, 2007, 11:17:07 AM
By bank lollipop, do you mean the safety pops?  The one with the stick that makes a loop?
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: Gamplayerx on July 06, 2007, 11:18:58 AM
No.  I mean the ones that are about the size of a 50 cent piece with the paper sticks.
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: Alice on July 06, 2007, 11:20:49 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 06, 2007, 11:18:58 AM
No.  I mean the ones that are about the size of a 50 cent piece with the paper sticks.
Ohhhh, okay.   They have those at my grocery store all the time.   Our bank has the safety sticks on them.
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: Beefy on July 06, 2007, 11:23:23 AM
LOL safety sticks.
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: Gamplayerx on July 06, 2007, 11:23:53 AM
Lollipops are all about DANGER, baby!
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: Alice on July 06, 2007, 11:28:10 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 06, 2007, 11:23:53 AM
Lollipops are all about DANGER, baby!
Seriously.  What fun are rollercoasters, sky diving and lollipops without the sense of some kind of impending doom?
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: Gamplayerx on July 06, 2007, 11:30:36 AM
My tongue is blue.  If I had a newsboy cap, I'd do a recreation of alice.
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: Alice on July 06, 2007, 11:30:50 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 06, 2007, 11:30:36 AM
My tongue is blue. 
Doom.
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: ReBurn on July 06, 2007, 03:05:33 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 06, 2007, 11:30:36 AM
My tongue is blue.  If I had a newsboy cap, I'd do a recreation of alice.
Don't let the lack of a newsboy cap stop you.
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: DownSouth on July 06, 2007, 08:38:39 PM
My bank is all about dum dums and popcorn Friday.
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: ReBurn on July 06, 2007, 08:39:55 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on July 06, 2007, 08:38:39 PM
My bank is all about dum dums and popcorn Friday.
And the smell of napalm in the morning.
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: BigDun on July 06, 2007, 09:10:58 PM
My bank has a dog adoption Fridays.
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: Jessie on July 06, 2007, 09:13:38 PM
My bank gives out free money.
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: BigDun on July 06, 2007, 09:15:47 PM
I got a bag of Jack's shit when I opened my checking account.
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: Alice on July 06, 2007, 09:41:38 PM
I got corningware when I opened my account.  It's still in the box.  Has been for years - yet I still keep bringing it with me when I move, hoping that I may some day use it.
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: Jessie on July 06, 2007, 09:51:59 PM
I love Corningware.
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: Alice on July 06, 2007, 09:53:04 PM
Quote from: Jessie on July 06, 2007, 09:51:59 PM
I love Corningware.
Well if we ever meet, I'll totally give you mine.
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: swolt on July 06, 2007, 09:57:52 PM
Quote from: Alice on July 06, 2007, 09:53:04 PM
Quote from: Jessie on July 06, 2007, 09:51:59 PM
I love Corningware.
Well if we ever meet, I'll totally make out with you.

that's what I'm talking about
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: BigDun on July 06, 2007, 10:46:29 PM
Corningware is what it's all about. Jack can keep his shit.
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: Gamplayerx on July 07, 2007, 08:02:11 AM
I have some random corningware.  I'm uncertain where it came from, but it wasn't from the bank.
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: Beefy on July 07, 2007, 11:23:06 AM
Okay, the rest of you can act all nonchalant, but it still gives me a minor shock to see DS posting in a thread again.

/me waves at DS, then insults his parking abilities
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: DownSouth on July 07, 2007, 05:37:42 PM
You should have seen my wheelchair driving last night.  Much more fun than the walker.
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: Jessie on July 07, 2007, 10:45:51 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 07, 2007, 11:23:06 AM
Okay, the rest of you can act all nonchalant, but it still gives me a minor shock to see DS posting in a thread again.

/me waves at DS, then insults his parking abilities

It does me, too. 

/me waves at DS, then insults his intelligence

(this game is fun)
Title: Re: Bank Lollipops
Post by: Gamplayerx on July 08, 2007, 09:23:17 AM
Ooh, I'll hop on this train!

/me waves at DS, then calls him Shirley