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Title: Dita Von Tease
Post by: swolt on March 28, 2007, 08:03:43 PM
NSFW GIS: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=dita+von+tease&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

ok, so I'm going to make a confession. I get Penthouse. This month Dita Von Tease was on the cover.

oh holy crap. I knew who she was but after reading the interview and looking her up online, I think I'm in love. She is all kinds of awesome.
Title: Re: Dita Von Tease
Post by: Jessie on March 28, 2007, 08:13:56 PM
I like Penthouse more than Playboy.
Title: Re: Dita Von Tease
Post by: swolt on March 28, 2007, 08:16:58 PM
Quote from: Jessie on March 28, 2007, 08:13:56 PM
I like Penthouse more than Playboy.

I get playboy too, and it sucks.
Title: Re: Dita Von Tease
Post by: dazie on March 29, 2007, 06:51:31 AM
Quote from: Jessie on March 28, 2007, 08:13:56 PM
I like Penthouse more than Playboy.

2nd.  Especially the letters.   ;D
Title: Re: Dita Von Tease
Post by: meredith on March 29, 2007, 07:23:58 AM
more hits with the correct spelling - von teese   ;)
Title: Re: Dita Von Tease
Post by: Alice on March 29, 2007, 08:02:39 AM
I had an art teacher that did illustrations for Playboy back in the day.  That was awesome.

I don't think I've ever seen a Penthouse.  I'm not really into the magazine thing.
Title: Re: Dita Von Tease
Post by: DownSouth on March 29, 2007, 09:11:00 AM
I don't care for fake boobs.
Title: Re: Dita Von Tease
Post by: swolt on March 29, 2007, 09:21:27 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on March 29, 2007, 09:11:00 AM
I don't care for fake boobs.

I like real boobs, fake boobs, big boobs, small boobs, and man boobs. I'm taking yoga so I can be flexible enough to titty fuck myself.
Title: Re: Dita Von Tease
Post by: dazie on March 29, 2007, 09:30:40 AM
Quote from: swolt on March 29, 2007, 09:21:27 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on March 29, 2007, 09:11:00 AM
I don't care for fake boobs.

I like real boobs, fake boobs, big boobs, small boobs, and man boobs. I'm taking yoga so I can be flexible enough to titty fuck myself.

aack.  Brain bleach please.
Title: Re: Dita Von Tease
Post by: swolt on March 29, 2007, 09:33:13 AM
Quote from: dazie on March 29, 2007, 09:30:40 AM
Quote from: swolt on March 29, 2007, 09:21:27 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on March 29, 2007, 09:11:00 AM
I don't care for fake boobs.

I like real boobs, fake boobs, big boobs, small boobs, and man boobs. I'm taking yoga so I can be flexible enough to titty fuck myself.

aack.  Brain bleach please.

I said that at work last week and Scott actually threw up in his mouth. It was great.
Title: Re: Dita Von Tease
Post by: Bennyhana on March 29, 2007, 09:44:21 AM
Quote from: swolt on March 29, 2007, 09:21:27 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on March 29, 2007, 09:11:00 AM
I don't care for fake boobs.

I like real boobs, fake boobs, big boobs, small boobs, and man boobs. I'm taking yoga so I can be flexible enough to titty fuck myself.

I'm not taking yoga, I'm just waiting for age to take its toll.
Title: Re: Dita Von Tease
Post by: JJ on March 29, 2007, 09:56:10 AM
Quote from: swolt on March 28, 2007, 08:03:43 PM
NSFW GIS: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=dita+von+tease&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

ok, so I'm going to make a confession. I get Penthouse. This month Dita Von Tease was on the cover.

oh holy crap. I knew who she was but after reading the interview and looking her up online, I think I'm in love. She is all kinds of awesome.

Too bad she married that douchebag Marilyn though.
Title: Re: Dita Von Tease
Post by: dazie on March 29, 2007, 10:04:48 AM
Quote from: JJ on March 29, 2007, 09:56:10 AM
Quote from: swolt on March 28, 2007, 08:03:43 PM
NSFW GIS: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=dita+von+tease&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

ok, so I'm going to make a confession. I get Penthouse. This month Dita Von Tease was on the cover.

oh holy crap. I knew who she was but after reading the interview and looking her up online, I think I'm in love. She is all kinds of awesome.

Too bad she married that douchebag Marilyn though.

Not anymore...
Title: Re: Dita Von Tease
Post by: JJ on March 29, 2007, 10:30:50 AM
Quote from: dazie on March 29, 2007, 10:04:48 AM
Quote from: JJ on March 29, 2007, 09:56:10 AM
Quote from: swolt on March 28, 2007, 08:03:43 PM
NSFW GIS: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=dita+von+tease&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

ok, so I'm going to make a confession. I get Penthouse. This month Dita Von Tease was on the cover.

oh holy crap. I knew who she was but after reading the interview and looking her up online, I think I'm in love. She is all kinds of awesome.

Too bad she married that douchebag Marilyn though.

Not anymore...

Yeah it would be depressing as hell being married to that fuckwad.
Title: Re: Dita Von Tease
Post by: dazie on March 29, 2007, 10:32:21 AM
Quote from: JJ on March 29, 2007, 10:30:50 AM
Quote from: dazie on March 29, 2007, 10:04:48 AM
Quote from: JJ on March 29, 2007, 09:56:10 AM
Quote from: swolt on March 28, 2007, 08:03:43 PM
NSFW GIS: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=dita+von+tease&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

ok, so I'm going to make a confession. I get Penthouse. This month Dita Von Tease was on the cover.

oh holy crap. I knew who she was but after reading the interview and looking her up online, I think I'm in love. She is all kinds of awesome.

Too bad she married that douchebag Marilyn though.

Not anymore...

Yeah it would be depressing as hell being married to that fuckwad.

If I were married to him, I think I'd spend most of our "together time" punching him in the nose.