I've only seen this show about 5 times, and every single time it's paternity tests. It just came on, and guess what the topic is. C'mon. Guess.
Fear of midgets?
Haha! Kind of. :)
It used to be good years ago, now it's all "Who my baby daddy?".
I love Maury and his exploiting the trash of America. Every episode is like a sideshow. At least he's honest about what he's doing, like Jerry Springer is.
Today's show is titled "I'm testing the 10th man ... will I find the father today?"
If that was a guy people would be high-fiving him and and saying "dude." I bet someone calls her a slut before the episode ends.
Interesting side note: a friend of mine met her biological father yesterday.
Did she meet him on the Maury show?
Did she ever meet him at all?
She didn't meet him on the Maury show. She had lived with him until she was 2, when her mother died of a brain tumor and he supposedly fell apart and had a nervous breakdown or something and her maternal grandparents adopted her.
Quote from: ReBurn on January 15, 2007, 09:22:57 AM
Did she ever meet him at all?
WTF? Where is my head today?
Not I. I still would like to make it through the original Danish TV series The Kingdom, which "inspired" Mr. King.
Quote from: BigDun on January 15, 2007, 09:22:03 AM
Did she meet him on the Maury show?
reuniting is more of a "montell" thing.
Montel is the worst. Remember when he put on some muscle and started shopping in the kiddie section for shirts.
Quote from: eo000 on January 15, 2007, 12:00:25 PM
Quote from: BigDun on January 15, 2007, 09:22:03 AM
Did she meet him on the Maury show?
reuniting is more of a "montell" thing.
A friend of mine met his birth mom and sisters on Maury...
maury also does a "guess the gender" show on occasion
I lost interest in Maury. I wonder if #10 was the daddy.
My co-worker had her baby yesterday. He was born on the same day as her first child - in fact, she went into labor at Chuck E Cheese during her daughter's 1st birthday party
Peepants had a baby?!?
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:06:50 PM
Peepants had a baby?!?
No. Tammi had a baby. Peepants is too old.
Poor Peepants.
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:13:04 PM
Poor Peepants.
Oh! Now that I have a camera phone, I need to take a picture to show you how close to eachother we sit.
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:33:30 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:13:04 PM
Poor Peepants.
Oh! Now that I have a camera phone, I need to take a picture to show you how close to eachother we sit.
You need to do a lot more than that!
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:33:30 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:13:04 PM
Poor Peepants.
Oh! Now that I have a camera phone, I need to take a picture to show you how close to eachother we sit.
You need to do a lot more than that!
What else do I need to do?
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:35:24 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:33:30 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:13:04 PM
Poor Peepants.
Oh! Now that I have a camera phone, I need to take a picture to show you how close to eachother we sit.
You need to do a lot more than that!
What else do I need to do?
Did we ever get better hair pictures? No. Have we seen the new car? No. Skinned xbox? No. Um, I'm sure there's more.
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:38:58 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:35:24 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:33:30 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:13:04 PM
Poor Peepants.
Oh! Now that I have a camera phone, I need to take a picture to show you how close to eachother we sit.
You need to do a lot more than that!
What else do I need to do?
Did we ever get better hair pictures? No. Have we seen the new car? No. Skinned xbox? No. Um, I'm sure there's more.
Hahaha - I'll work on it. I need to get a haircut again. It's been too long.
Now?
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:58:10 PM
Now?
My hair is up, my car is covered in snow, and the whore is downstairs by the Xbox.
Tomorrow.
Take it down, sweep it off, hire a hit man.
Sheesh. Do I have to do all the thinking here?
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 10:01:30 PM
Take it down, sweep it off, hire a hit man.
Sheesh. Do I have to do all the thinking here?
Simplify. Fire is the cleanser. It would solve all three problems.
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 10:01:30 PM
Take it down, sweep it off, hire a hit man.
Sheesh. Do I have to do all the thinking here?
Post a bikini pic tonight, and I'll take the pictures tonight. :D
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 10:02:57 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 10:01:30 PM
Take it down, sweep it off, hire a hit man.
Sheesh. Do I have to do all the thinking here?
Post a bikini pic tonight, and I'll take the pictures tonight. :D
(http://i14.tinypic.com/43h96o2.jpg)
You're up, babe. :D
You know what I meant - you don't get off by using semantics. :P
It takes much more effort than semantics.
I'm a lucky girl. Semantics so does it for me.
Oh, oh!!
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 10:26:42 PM
You know what I meant - you don't get off by using semantics. :P
How come you're anti-semantic? Does Gamp know?
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:05:36 PM
My co-worker had her baby yesterday. He was born on the same day as her first child - in fact, she went into labor at Chuck E Cheese during her daughter's 1st birthday party
OK- I'm still a little dazed this morning. I thought you meant that she'd had twins. "he was born on the same day as her first child." I thought- aren't most twins born on the same day?
WHERE ARE THE PICS?
Here's my office:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/AliceLiddell/work.jpg)
The car and hair and Xbox have to wait til I'm home.
Looks stuffy.
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:26:28 PM
Looks stuffy.
Yeah, it sucks. We're so close together with no seperation to speak of.
Quote from: Alice on January 16, 2007, 04:28:51 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:26:28 PM
Looks stuffy.
Yeah, it sucks. We're so close together with no seperation to speak of.
It must smell bad.
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?
Being that close to her, it'd be hard NOT to find out.
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?
She coughed so hard, she pissed her chair. I could smell it and see it.
Quote from: Alice on January 16, 2007, 04:44:28 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?
She coughed so hard, she pissed her chair. I could smell it and see it.
That's like sharting yourself in front of others. How mortified she must have been.
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 05:06:35 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 16, 2007, 04:44:28 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?
She coughed so hard, she pissed her chair. I could smell it and see it.
That's like sharting yourself in front of others. How mortified she must have been.
Yeah, it was pretty bad. I was a little... out of it that day too.
Quote from: Alice on January 16, 2007, 05:08:53 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 05:06:35 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 16, 2007, 04:44:28 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?
She coughed so hard, she pissed her chair. I could smell it and see it.
That's like sharting yourself in front of others. How mortified she must have been.
Yeah, it was pretty bad. I was a little... out of it that day too.
Haha, just a little!
Quote from: Alice on January 16, 2007, 05:08:53 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 05:06:35 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 16, 2007, 04:44:28 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?
She coughed so hard, she pissed her chair. I could smell it and see it.
That's like sharting yourself in front of others. How mortified she must have been.
Yeah, it was pretty bad. I was a little... out of it that day too.
I blame the ammonia fumes.