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Title: Maury
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:04:03 AM
I've only seen this show about 5 times, and every single time it's paternity tests.  It just came on, and guess what the topic is.  C'mon.  Guess.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: ReBurn on January 15, 2007, 09:05:37 AM
Fear of midgets?
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:06:11 AM
Haha!  Kind of.  :)
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: DownSouth on January 15, 2007, 09:07:01 AM
It used to be good years ago, now it's all "Who my baby daddy?".
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Beefy on January 15, 2007, 09:09:14 AM
I love Maury and his exploiting the trash of America.  Every episode is like a sideshow.  At least he's honest about what he's doing, like Jerry Springer is.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:10:46 AM
Today's show is titled "I'm testing the 10th man ... will I find the father today?"
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: ReBurn on January 15, 2007, 09:12:18 AM
If that was a guy people would be high-fiving him and and saying "dude."  I bet someone calls her a slut before the episode ends.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:15:11 AM
Interesting side note:  a friend of mine met her biological father yesterday.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: BigDun on January 15, 2007, 09:22:03 AM
Did she meet him on the Maury show?
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: ReBurn on January 15, 2007, 09:22:57 AM
Did she ever meet him at all?
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:24:34 AM
She didn't meet him on the Maury show.  She had lived with him until she was 2, when her mother died of a brain tumor and he supposedly fell apart and had a nervous breakdown or something and her maternal grandparents adopted her.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: ReBurn on January 15, 2007, 09:26:30 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 15, 2007, 09:22:57 AM
Did she ever meet him at all?
WTF?  Where is my head today?
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Beefy on January 15, 2007, 09:31:23 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 15, 2007, 09:26:30 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 15, 2007, 09:22:57 AM
Did she ever meet him at all?
WTF?  Where is my head today?

http://www.youtube.com/v/5Er6Qa-04j4
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:35:33 AM
Quote from: Beefy on January 15, 2007, 09:31:23 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 15, 2007, 09:26:30 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 15, 2007, 09:22:57 AM
Did she ever meet him at all?
WTF?  Where is my head today?

http://www.youtube.com/v/5Er6Qa-04j4
I love that.  Did anyone else ever watch Kingdom Hospital?
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Beefy on January 15, 2007, 09:40:07 AM
Not I.  I still would like to make it through the original Danish TV series The Kingdom, which "inspired" Mr. King.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: eo000 on January 15, 2007, 12:00:25 PM
Quote from: BigDun on January 15, 2007, 09:22:03 AM
Did she meet him on the Maury show?
reuniting is more of a "montell" thing.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: DownSouth on January 15, 2007, 12:11:48 PM
Montel is the worst.  Remember when he put on some muscle and started shopping in the kiddie section for shirts.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: dazie on January 15, 2007, 03:46:38 PM
Quote from: eo000 on January 15, 2007, 12:00:25 PM
Quote from: BigDun on January 15, 2007, 09:22:03 AM
Did she meet him on the Maury show?
reuniting is more of a "montell" thing.

A friend of mine met his birth mom and sisters on Maury...
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: meredith on January 15, 2007, 04:01:04 PM
maury also does a "guess the gender" show on occasion
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:01:42 PM
I lost interest in Maury.  I wonder if #10 was the daddy.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:05:36 PM
My co-worker had her baby yesterday.  He was born on the same day as her first child - in fact, she went into labor at Chuck E Cheese during her daughter's 1st birthday party
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:06:50 PM
Peepants had a baby?!?
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:10:56 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:06:50 PM
Peepants had a baby?!?
No.  Tammi had a baby.  Peepants is too old.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:13:04 PM
Poor Peepants. 
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:33:30 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:13:04 PM
Poor Peepants. 
Oh!  Now that I have a camera phone, I need to take a picture to show you how close to eachother we sit.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:33:30 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:13:04 PM
Poor Peepants. 
Oh!  Now that I have a camera phone, I need to take a picture to show you how close to eachother we sit.
You need to do a lot more than that!
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:35:24 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:33:30 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:13:04 PM
Poor Peepants. 
Oh!  Now that I have a camera phone, I need to take a picture to show you how close to eachother we sit.
You need to do a lot more than that!
What else do I need to do?
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:38:58 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:35:24 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:33:30 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:13:04 PM
Poor Peepants. 
Oh!  Now that I have a camera phone, I need to take a picture to show you how close to eachother we sit.
You need to do a lot more than that!
What else do I need to do?
Did we ever get better hair pictures?  No.  Have we seen the new car?  No.  Skinned xbox?  No.  Um, I'm sure there's more. 
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:56:54 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:38:58 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:35:24 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:33:30 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:13:04 PM
Poor Peepants. 
Oh!  Now that I have a camera phone, I need to take a picture to show you how close to eachother we sit.
You need to do a lot more than that!
What else do I need to do?
Did we ever get better hair pictures?  No.  Have we seen the new car?  No.  Skinned xbox?  No.  Um, I'm sure there's more. 
Hahaha - I'll work on it.  I need to get a haircut again.  It's been too long.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:58:10 PM
Now?
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:59:13 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:58:10 PM
Now?
My hair is up, my car is covered in snow, and the whore is downstairs by the Xbox. 

Tomorrow.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 10:01:30 PM
Take it down, sweep it off, hire a hit man.

Sheesh.  Do I have to do all the thinking here?
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: dc on January 15, 2007, 10:02:32 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 10:01:30 PM
Take it down, sweep it off, hire a hit man.

Sheesh.  Do I have to do all the thinking here?

Simplify.  Fire is the cleanser.  It would solve all three problems.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Alice on January 15, 2007, 10:02:57 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 10:01:30 PM
Take it down, sweep it off, hire a hit man.

Sheesh.  Do I have to do all the thinking here?
Post a bikini pic tonight, and I'll take the pictures tonight.   :D
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 10:04:50 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 10:02:57 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 10:01:30 PM
Take it down, sweep it off, hire a hit man.

Sheesh.  Do I have to do all the thinking here?
Post a bikini pic tonight, and I'll take the pictures tonight.   :D
(http://i14.tinypic.com/43h96o2.jpg)

You're up, babe.  :D
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Alice on January 15, 2007, 10:26:42 PM
You know what I meant - you don't get off by using semantics.   :P
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: ReBurn on January 15, 2007, 10:31:25 PM
It takes much more effort than semantics.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 10:44:08 PM
I'm a lucky girl.  Semantics so does it for me.

Oh, oh!!
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: dazie on January 16, 2007, 09:50:42 AM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 10:26:42 PM
You know what I meant - you don't get off by using semantics.   :P

How come you're anti-semantic?  Does Gamp know?

Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:05:36 PM
My co-worker had her baby yesterday.  He was born on the same day as her first child - in fact, she went into labor at Chuck E Cheese during her daughter's 1st birthday party

OK- I'm still a little dazed this morning.  I thought you meant that she'd had twins.  "he was born on the same day as her first child."  I thought- aren't most twins born on the same day?
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 02:15:29 PM
WHERE ARE THE PICS?
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Alice on January 16, 2007, 04:12:49 PM
Here's my office:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/AliceLiddell/work.jpg)

The car and hair and Xbox have to wait til I'm home.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:26:28 PM
Looks stuffy.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Alice on January 16, 2007, 04:28:51 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:26:28 PM
Looks stuffy.
Yeah, it sucks.  We're so close together with no seperation to speak of.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Bennyhana on January 16, 2007, 04:34:30 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 16, 2007, 04:28:51 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:26:28 PM
Looks stuffy.
Yeah, it sucks.  We're so close together with no seperation to speak of.

It must smell bad.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Bennyhana on January 16, 2007, 04:43:16 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?

Being that close to her, it'd be hard NOT to find out.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Alice on January 16, 2007, 04:44:28 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?
She coughed so hard, she pissed her chair.  I could smell it and see it.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 05:06:35 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 16, 2007, 04:44:28 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?
She coughed so hard, she pissed her chair.  I could smell it and see it.

That's like sharting yourself in front of others.  How mortified she must have been.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Alice on January 16, 2007, 05:08:53 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 05:06:35 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 16, 2007, 04:44:28 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?
She coughed so hard, she pissed her chair.  I could smell it and see it.

That's like sharting yourself in front of others.  How mortified she must have been.
Yeah, it was pretty bad.  I was a little... out of it that day too.
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 16, 2007, 05:10:45 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 16, 2007, 05:08:53 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 05:06:35 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 16, 2007, 04:44:28 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?
She coughed so hard, she pissed her chair.  I could smell it and see it.

That's like sharting yourself in front of others.  How mortified she must have been.
Yeah, it was pretty bad.  I was a little... out of it that day too.
Haha, just a little!
Title: Re: Maury
Post by: Bennyhana on January 16, 2007, 05:40:26 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 16, 2007, 05:08:53 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 05:06:35 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 16, 2007, 04:44:28 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?
She coughed so hard, she pissed her chair.  I could smell it and see it.

That's like sharting yourself in front of others.  How mortified she must have been.
Yeah, it was pretty bad.  I was a little... out of it that day too.

I blame the ammonia fumes.