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Title: Butters
Post by: Jessie on December 30, 2006, 10:10:19 PM
So, my new friend Donald recently moved back to Etown from Georgia.  He brought with him four Greyhounds and a cat.  Turns out his mom has a deathly fear of cats.  Well, just so happens that I love cats, but haven't got one yet because of the crazy expensive pet deposit.

Well, Butters the cat was on her way to a shelter, and I said, "Oh I wish I could take her for you, but the deposit....blah blah blah"

Turns out that it's worth it to Donald to pay the deposit to keep her out of a shelter.  So, moral of the story is that as of Wednesday or Thursday, Timothy and I will expand our family by one.

Now to reinforce the guinea pig cage...
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: ReBurn on December 30, 2006, 10:11:29 PM
Good deal!

You should teach the guinea pigs kung fu.  No sense doing for them what they can do themselves.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Gamplayerx on December 31, 2006, 08:50:05 AM
Congrats!  Why is she called Butters?
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Beefy on December 31, 2006, 10:07:18 AM
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b233/numberonthewall/200px-Butters_South_Park.jpg)
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Jessie on December 31, 2006, 10:12:54 AM
That's right.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: swolt on December 31, 2006, 11:51:49 AM
awww hopscotch 
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Infobahn on December 31, 2006, 12:49:21 PM
Get rid of the mom.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Jessie on December 31, 2006, 11:10:47 PM
But I want the cat!
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Gamplayerx on December 31, 2006, 11:41:53 PM
Quote from: Beefy on December 31, 2006, 10:07:18 AM
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b233/numberonthewall/200px-Butters_South_Park.jpg)
I don't get it.  From what I've gleaned, the cat's a she and that South Park character is not.  So, I'm assuming the South Park character has some sort of defining comedic personality.  But I don't know what it is.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: DownSouth on January 01, 2007, 12:39:22 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on December 31, 2006, 11:41:53 PM
Quote from: Beefy on December 31, 2006, 10:07:18 AM
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b233/numberonthewall/200px-Butters_South_Park.jpg)
I don't get it.  From what I've gleaned, the cat's a she and that South Park character is not.  So, I'm assuming the South Park character has some sort of defining comedic personality.  But I don't know what it is.
His name is Butters.  Don't keep the cat in a cage.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Jessie on January 03, 2007, 09:25:18 AM
Donald is bring Butters over tonight!  I'm so excited.  I told Timothy that there's a surprise coming, but not what it is.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Beefy on January 03, 2007, 09:32:03 AM
Quote from: Jessie on January 03, 2007, 09:25:18 AM
Donald is bring Butters over tonight!  I'm so excited.  I told Timothy that there's a surprise coming, but not what it is.

If you don't sate Gamp's curiosity she's going to kill you.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Jessie on January 03, 2007, 09:32:42 AM
Uh, I guess Donald liked Butters on South Park and decided to name the cat that?

I have no idea.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 03, 2007, 11:02:36 AM
Donald is clearly a loon.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Jessie on January 03, 2007, 09:23:52 PM
She is a giant.  And this picture doesn't do it justice, but her non gray, non white fur is nearly pink.  I've never seen a cat this color before.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/IM000020.jpg)
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: BigDun on January 03, 2007, 09:43:50 PM
Oh My God! I think that cat ate the foot of the person who is sitting on the couch!
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: dazie on January 03, 2007, 10:26:20 PM
Evil eyeball cat.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Jessie on January 03, 2007, 10:49:12 PM
I gave her a can of tuna.  She ate half and hid the rest under the rug. 

Now she's sitting on the couch, quite regally, intently watching poker.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Dry then Catch on January 03, 2007, 10:59:25 PM
This is a good opportunity for another lesson in responsiblity for Timothy.  Threaten to sell that cat to the Chinese or Mexican restaurant nearby if he doesn't do a good job taking care of it. 
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Jessie on January 04, 2007, 09:42:53 AM
She slept in my bed last night.

She likes me, she really likes me!
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 04, 2007, 10:06:30 AM
Quote from: Jessie on January 04, 2007, 09:42:53 AM
She slept in my bed last night.

She likes me, she really likes me!
First mistake.  Never let the beasties sleep in the bed.

She's very pretty.  Sort of calico'ish.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Jessie on January 04, 2007, 10:11:12 AM
But I like having the critters snuggle in the bed with me.  I wish I had a gigantic dog to sleep at my feet. 
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 04, 2007, 10:17:26 AM
Sure.  Soft and snuggly.  Until the night when you DON'T want her to sleep with you.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: DownSouth on January 04, 2007, 10:18:21 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 04, 2007, 10:17:26 AM
Sure.  Soft and snuggly.  Until the night when you DON'T want her to sleep with you.
Is this a dorking thing?
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Jessie on January 04, 2007, 10:19:33 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on January 04, 2007, 10:18:21 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 04, 2007, 10:17:26 AM
Sure.  Soft and snuggly.  Until the night when you DON'T want her to sleep with you.
Is this a dorking thing?
Yeah...not a lot of that going on at my house, generally, so I'm gonna go with letting the critters in the bed.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Jessie on January 15, 2007, 03:02:07 PM
This is seriously the neediest, clingiest cat ever.

She is always laying on me somewhere.  She sleeps with me every night, and when it's near time to get up, she starts sleeping ON me.  She's not a small cat, either.

This is me and her, sitting in the recliner, with me trying to use my right hand to mouse around on the internet.  This is how she lays about 75% of the time.

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Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Beefy on January 15, 2007, 03:24:24 PM
awwwwwww
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Alice on January 15, 2007, 03:27:47 PM
Awwww...
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: dazie on January 15, 2007, 03:37:28 PM
:)  She lubs you.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:21:06 PM
OMG!  Ping has a twin.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: ReBurn on January 15, 2007, 10:39:31 PM
Which one is you and which one is her?
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 10:42:16 PM
I'm pretty sure Jessie's the one without the facial hair.  Pretty sure.  I think.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: ReBurn on January 15, 2007, 10:48:43 PM
Oh right!  Her brother is the one with the facial hair.  I remember that because it burns her thighs.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 10:49:26 PM
Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: ReBurn on January 15, 2007, 10:51:56 PM
You told me this once:

QuoteReBurn's not a total tool
He's uber geeky yet kinda cool
Except when he lets loose a fart
Okay, I did make up that part
Oh no, I didn't. Woo boy! Have you never heard of beano? Good gravy!

Can someone open a window?
Light a match?

Baby, that's stanky.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 10:54:47 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 15, 2007, 10:51:56 PM
You told me this once:

QuoteReBurn's not a total tool
He's uber geeky yet kinda cool
Except when he lets loose a fart
Okay, I did make up that part
Oh no, I didn't. Woo boy! Have you never heard of beano? Good gravy!

Can someone open a window?
Light a match?

Baby, that's stanky.
Haha!  That, too!
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Jessie on January 24, 2007, 07:50:56 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/01-24-07_1943.jpg)

I've never seen a cat lay on its back the way she does.  Weird cat.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Dry then Catch on January 25, 2007, 06:06:42 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 24, 2007, 07:50:56 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/01-24-07_1943.jpg)

I've never seen a cat lay on its back the way she does.  Weird cat.

i want to pet it.  does she like other cats
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 25, 2007, 06:59:34 PM
Mine are both back cats.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Jessie on January 25, 2007, 08:20:05 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on January 25, 2007, 06:06:42 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 24, 2007, 07:50:56 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/01-24-07_1943.jpg)

I've never seen a cat lay on its back the way she does.  Weird cat.

i want to pet it.  does she like other cats
Why, are you a cat?
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Beefy on January 25, 2007, 08:30:45 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 25, 2007, 08:20:05 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on January 25, 2007, 06:06:42 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 24, 2007, 07:50:56 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/01-24-07_1943.jpg)

I've never seen a cat lay on its back the way she does.  Weird cat.

i want to pet it.  does she like other cats
Why, are you a cat?

http://www.youtube.com/v/dP_tfVGKxdE
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Jessie on January 25, 2007, 09:07:42 PM
Aww that looks like my cat Hattie, who I had to leave in GA.

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Title: Re: Butters
Post by: ReBurn on January 25, 2007, 10:25:19 PM
I still laugh when I think of a cat named Butters.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Alice on January 26, 2007, 12:29:20 AM
Let it be stated for the record, that it was not me this time that posted the Kitty Cat song.  I cannot be blamed for getting it stuck in people's heads!!!


Beefy, you rule.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: nishi on January 26, 2007, 09:12:31 PM
i love the kittycat song.

my new cat, al swearingen, has started to live up to his namesake. soon he's going to be walking through the house calling people cocksucking hoopleheads.
Title: Re: Butters
Post by: Alice on January 26, 2007, 11:34:55 PM
Quote from: nishi on January 26, 2007, 09:12:31 PM
i love the kittycat song.

my new cat, al swearingen, has started to live up to his namesake. soon he's going to be walking through the house calling people cocksucking hoopleheads.
That is a fantastic name for a cat.  In fact, my best friend is living with some Navy buddies right now - their cat's name is Trixie.  We should get them together and see what happens.