vibrator in my living room

[Listener]

I've been home during the day (on weekdays) for the past few days (working early mornings), and at least 10 times over the course of the day I've heard what sounds like either a cellphone on vibrate sitting on a wooden table or someone turning a vibrator on and off.  It's not a cellphone -- all the cellphones in the house are right next to me and not ringing -- so there must be a ghost with a sex toy hanging around here somewhere.

[Beefy]

Maybe it's taking a ride on the spin cycle.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

dont be blamin ghosts.   

1)  your home alone and you hear a vibrating sound
2)  your home alone
3) your home ALONE
4) your trying to blame it on someone/something else.

i think even a vibrating sound follow the same rule as farts,   you smelt it you delt it...

GUILTY AS CHARGED..   next case.

[nishi]

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[Bennyhana]

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[Gamplayerx]

rat in me kitchen

What I'ma gonna do?

[meredith]

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[dazie]

 

will someone think of the bandwidth!

[Gamplayerx]

I'm gonna fix dat rat, dat's what me gonna do

I'm gonna fix dat rat

[pumpkineye]

I'm gonna fix dat rat, dat's what me gonna do

I'm gonna fix dat rat

wtf?

[Gamplayerx]

I'm gonna fix dat rat, dat's what me gonna do

I'm gonna fix dat rat

wtf?

Everytime I see this thread, it reminds me of the song.  So I just keep singing it.  http://www.ub40.co.uk/singlesratinmi.php

[cnamon]

I always think
"Clouds in my Coffee"

I BET YOU THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU!

[ReBurn]

I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

[pumpkineye]

I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.

[DownSouth]

I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.

Go get a kitchen first.

[pumpkineye]

I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.

Go get a kitchen first.

i have one.  oh yeah, got a new place with my bestfriend and little sister.  we move in tomorrow and this weekend.

here is a picture of our new kitchen and my hand:

[ReBurn]

I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.

Go get a kitchen first.

My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

[DownSouth]

I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.

Go get a kitchen first.

i have one.  oh yeah, got a new place with my bestfriend and little sister.  we move in tomorrow and this weekend.

here is a picture of our new kitchen and my hand:

Must suck having to sit on the floor.

[pumpkineye]

I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.

Go get a kitchen first.

My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!

[pumpkineye]

I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.

Go get a kitchen first.

i have one.  oh yeah, got a new place with my bestfriend and little sister.  we move in tomorrow and this weekend.

here is a picture of our new kitchen and my hand:

Must suck having to sit on the floor.

we haven't moved in yet.  the barstools come with the house.

[ReBurn]

I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.

Go get a kitchen first.

My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!

Thanks!  The injury is fine.  It turned out to be nothing more than a couple of pulled muscles, some hurt pride, and the doctor telling me that I'm not getting any younger.

[Jessie]

I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.

Go get a kitchen first.

My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!

Thanks!  The injury is fine.  It turned out to be nothing more than a couple of pulled muscles, some hurt pride, and the doctor telling me that I'm not getting any younger.

Man up, Nancy.

I'm going to bed because much like you, I'm not getting any younger.  I've worked 50 hours this week and have only slept about 20ish since Saturday morning when I got up. 

[pumpkineye]

I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.

Go get a kitchen first.

My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!

Thanks!  The injury is fine.  It turned out to be nothing more than a couple of pulled muscles, some hurt pride, and the doctor telling me that I'm not getting any younger.

Man up, Nancy.

I'm going to bed because much like you, I'm not getting any younger.  I've worked 50 hours this week and have only slept about 20ish since Saturday morning when I got up. 

hey good night grandma jessie... god. why don't you take your bengay with you.

[ReBurn]

Good night!

When you close your eyes
Do you dream about me?
When you go to sleep at night,
Do you dream about me?

I really like Night Ranger.  Gosh I'm old.

And stop calling me Nancy.

[DownSouth]

I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.

Go get a kitchen first.

My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!

It's a chat thing, loser!

[pumpkineye]

I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.

Go get a kitchen first.

My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!

It's a chat thing, loser!

man I remember back in the day with I was a chatitard too...

[DownSouth]

I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.

Go get a kitchen first.

My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!

It's a chat thing, loser!

man I remember back in the day with I was a chatitard too...

Yeah, I tink  remember you.  Andy?  Andrew?  Anderson?

[pumpkineye]

I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.

Go get a kitchen first.

My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!

It's a chat thing, loser!

man I remember back in the day with I was a chatitard too...

Yeah, I tink  remember you.  Andy?  Andrew?  Anderson?

[DownSouth]

I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.

Go get a kitchen first.

My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!

It's a chat thing, loser!

man I remember back in the day with I was a chatitard too...

Yeah, I tink  remember you.  Andy?  Andrew?  Anderson?

Nice typing.

[ReBurn]

I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.

Go get a kitchen first.

My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!

It's a chat thing, loser!

man I remember back in the day with I was a chatitard too...

Yeah, I tink  remember you.  Andy?  Andrew?  Anderson?

Nice typing.

tink so?

[DownSouth]

I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.

Go get a kitchen first.

My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!

It's a chat thing, loser!

man I remember back in the day with I was a chatitard too...

Yeah, I tink  remember you.  Andy?  Andrew?  Anderson?

Nice typing.

tink so?

SC education

[Gamplayerx]

Congrats on the new place, PE!

I'm still singing UB40.