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Started by Beef, June 23, 2005, 10:50:52 AM

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Beefy

I'm trying not to get my hopes up.


Alice

I feel you Beefy.  I keep trying not to get my hopes up that she'll finally stop writing them too.  But here she goes again.

dc

23 days for you, maybe....  Some of us will have it before then.

Beefy

Quote from: dc on June 23, 2005, 10:54:01 AM
23 days for you, maybe....  Some of us will have it before then.

Yes, but you won't have time to read it with all those dates you're going on.

dc

Quote from: Beefy on June 23, 2005, 10:55:10 AM
Quote from: dc on June 23, 2005, 10:54:01 AM
23 days for you, maybe....  Some of us will have it before then.

Yes, but you won't have time to read it with all those dates you're going on.

I noticed that people were concerned about my social life and trying to set dates for me....

OBB

Hey dc, my girlfriend would probably go on a date with you if you give her a copy of the book early.

nishi

hell, *i'd* go on a date with you if you'd give me the book early.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

eo000

Quote from: nishi on June 23, 2005, 11:05:47 AM
hell, *i'd* go on a date with you if you'd give me the book early.
would you let him out of the closet, though?

nishi

Quote from: eo000 on June 23, 2005, 11:08:08 AM
Quote from: nishi on June 23, 2005, 11:05:47 AM
hell, *i'd* go on a date with you if you'd give me the book early.
would you let him out of the closet, though?

not necessarily. although if the squirrels are in there as well, we're going out for the evening. i think it would help him build character if he had to buy me dinner.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

dc

Quote from: nishi on June 23, 2005, 11:09:41 AM
Quote from: eo000 on June 23, 2005, 11:08:08 AM
Quote from: nishi on June 23, 2005, 11:05:47 AM
hell, *i'd* go on a date with you if you'd give me the book early.
would you let him out of the closet, though?

not necessarily. although if the squirrels are in there as well, we're going out for the evening. i think it would help him build character if he had to buy me dinner.

Buy you dinner?  You told me that *making* you dinner would help me build character.

nishi

Quote from: dc on June 23, 2005, 11:12:50 AM
Quote from: nishi on June 23, 2005, 11:09:41 AM
Quote from: eo000 on June 23, 2005, 11:08:08 AM
Quote from: nishi on June 23, 2005, 11:05:47 AM
hell, *i'd* go on a date with you if you'd give me the book early.
would you let him out of the closet, though?

not necessarily. although if the squirrels are in there as well, we're going out for the evening. i think it would help him build character if he had to buy me dinner.

Buy you dinner?  You told me that *making* you dinner would help me build character.

right. and making my dinner has really taken you about as far as you can go with the whole character thing. time to try a different approach.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

dc

Quote from: nishi on June 23, 2005, 11:13:58 AM
Quote from: dc on June 23, 2005, 11:12:50 AM
Quote from: nishi on June 23, 2005, 11:09:41 AM
Quote from: eo000 on June 23, 2005, 11:08:08 AM
Quote from: nishi on June 23, 2005, 11:05:47 AM
hell, *i'd* go on a date with you if you'd give me the book early.
would you let him out of the closet, though?

not necessarily. although if the squirrels are in there as well, we're going out for the evening. i think it would help him build character if he had to buy me dinner.

Buy you dinner?  You told me that *making* you dinner would help me build character.

right. and making my dinner has really taken you about as far as you can go with the whole character thing. time to try a different approach.

What about the other things you have me do to for you?  Do they build character as well?

nishi

Quote from: dc on June 23, 2005, 11:18:10 AM
Quote from: nishi on June 23, 2005, 11:13:58 AM
Quote from: dc on June 23, 2005, 11:12:50 AM
Quote from: nishi on June 23, 2005, 11:09:41 AM
Quote from: eo000 on June 23, 2005, 11:08:08 AM
Quote from: nishi on June 23, 2005, 11:05:47 AM
hell, *i'd* go on a date with you if you'd give me the book early.
would you let him out of the closet, though?

not necessarily. although if the squirrels are in there as well, we're going out for the evening. i think it would help him build character if he had to buy me dinner.

Buy you dinner?  You told me that *making* you dinner would help me build character.

right. and making my dinner has really taken you about as far as you can go with the whole character thing. time to try a different approach.

What about the other things you have me do to for you?  Do they build character as well?

apparently not enough.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

dc

Quote from: nishi on June 23, 2005, 11:18:46 AM
Quote from: dc on June 23, 2005, 11:18:10 AM
Quote from: nishi on June 23, 2005, 11:13:58 AM
Quote from: dc on June 23, 2005, 11:12:50 AM
Quote from: nishi on June 23, 2005, 11:09:41 AM
Quote from: eo000 on June 23, 2005, 11:08:08 AM
Quote from: nishi on June 23, 2005, 11:05:47 AM
hell, *i'd* go on a date with you if you'd give me the book early.
would you let him out of the closet, though?

not necessarily. although if the squirrels are in there as well, we're going out for the evening. i think it would help him build character if he had to buy me dinner.

Buy you dinner?  You told me that *making* you dinner would help me build character.

right. and making my dinner has really taken you about as far as you can go with the whole character thing. time to try a different approach.

What about the other things you have me do to for you?  Do they build character as well?

apparently not enough.

Well, if you let me out of the closet more often, I'd get more practice.

dazie

:)  I've gone on dates with him and have gotten...
:evil:
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Beefy

Back on topic.  It didn't occur to me before DC said something, so now it's fair game.

You're getting early copies...?

nishi

Quote from: Beefy on June 23, 2005, 11:25:04 AM
Back on topic.  It didn't occur to me before DC said something, so now it's fair game.

You're getting early copies...?

heh. i asked about that yesterday. he told me i'd get turned into a newt.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

Beefy

I can live with being a newt, as long as I can still read the book.

dc

Quote from: Beefy on June 23, 2005, 11:25:04 AM
Back on topic.  It didn't occur to me before DC said something, so now it's fair game.

You're getting early copies...?

Actually, every book (or dvd or cd, etc.) that has an "on sale date" has the on sale date because they're shipped ahead of time.  That way, the product can be in position, and the big guys who handle individual store distribution don't have an advantage by selling early.  We get them and sit on them until the sell date.

Beefy

I'll be a professional squirrel fluffer if you hook me up, bud.

dc

Quote from: Beefy on June 23, 2005, 11:31:39 AM
I'll be a professional squirrel fluffer if you hook me up, bud.

That involves a lot of work.....

OBB

I would name all of my children DC if I got an early copy. Plus I'd get them DNA transplants so they can grow up to be you.

dc

Quote from: OBB on June 23, 2005, 12:26:54 PM
I would name all of my children DC if I got an early copy. Plus I'd get them DNA transplants so they can grow up to be you.

DNA transplants?  That's got to be one of the strangest pick up lines I've ever heard.

nishi

Quote from: OBB on June 23, 2005, 12:26:54 PM
I would name all of my children DC if I got an early copy. Plus I'd get them DNA transplants so they can grow up to be you.

you're scaring me.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

dc

Quote from: nishi on June 23, 2005, 12:29:27 PM
Quote from: OBB on June 23, 2005, 12:26:54 PM
I would name all of my children DC if I got an early copy. Plus I'd get them DNA transplants so they can grow up to be you.

you're scaring me.

Imagine it!  More of me around!