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Title: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: Beefy on July 15, 2005, 11:12:07 PM
Diagon Alley = diagonally


OMFG DUH
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: ursus on July 16, 2005, 09:01:49 AM
 :stupid:

:gamp: :gamp: :gamp: :gamp: :gamp: :gamp: :gamp:

Nice work...
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: ignom on July 16, 2005, 09:51:22 AM
Quote from: Beefy on July 15, 2005, 11:12:07 PM
I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.

Do I need to start citing examples?
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: Beefy on July 16, 2005, 10:05:39 AM
Quote from: ignom on July 16, 2005, 09:51:22 AM
Quote from: Beefy on July 15, 2005, 11:12:07 PM
I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.

Do I need to start citing examples?

You'd be hard pressed to come up with one in the last year that made me feel dumber.

/The thing with the donkey doesn't count
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: Alice on July 19, 2005, 12:02:05 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 16, 2005, 10:05:39 AM
Quote from: ignom on July 16, 2005, 09:51:22 AM
Quote from: Beefy on July 15, 2005, 11:12:07 PM
I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.

Do I need to start citing examples?

You'd be hard pressed to come up with one in the last year that made me feel dumber.

/The thing with the donkey doesn't count
How about forgetting to take the paper off of the peanut butter cups? 
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: DownSouth on July 19, 2005, 12:04:22 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 19, 2005, 12:02:05 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 16, 2005, 10:05:39 AM
Quote from: ignom on July 16, 2005, 09:51:22 AM
Quote from: Beefy on July 15, 2005, 11:12:07 PM
I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.

Do I need to start citing examples?

You'd be hard pressed to come up with one in the last year that made me feel dumber.

/The thing with the donkey doesn't count
How about forgetting to take the paper off of the peanut butter cups? 
Or that time you just responded with "muh".
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: cnamon on July 19, 2005, 12:05:41 PM
Or that time that that cute lady came in your office and you looked dumbfounded?
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: Gamplayerx on July 19, 2005, 12:05:58 PM
I can't believe I forgot to tell this story!

The other day, Grumpus made himself a lovely breaded chicken patty sandwich, with 2 slices of cheddar jack cheese.  So he takes the first bite, and he's chewing and chewing and chewing and chewing.  Finally he makes this face and pulls a piece of something out of his mouth.  He then carefully disects his sammich and comes up with the paper that was between the cheese slices, with a perfect bite mark out of one corner.
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: Beefy on July 19, 2005, 04:50:42 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 19, 2005, 12:02:05 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 16, 2005, 10:05:39 AM
Quote from: ignom on July 16, 2005, 09:51:22 AM
Quote from: Beefy on July 15, 2005, 11:12:07 PM
I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.

Do I need to start citing examples?

You'd be hard pressed to come up with one in the last year that made me feel dumber.

/The thing with the donkey doesn't count
How about forgetting to take the paper off of the peanut butter cups? 

Close.
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: VikingJuice on July 19, 2005, 10:03:09 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 16, 2005, 10:05:39 AM
Quote from: ignom on July 16, 2005, 09:51:22 AM
Quote from: Beefy on July 15, 2005, 11:12:07 PM
I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.

Do I need to start citing examples?

You'd be hard pressed to come up with one in the last year that made me feel dumber.

/The thing with the donkey doesn't count

How 'bout the building with a "lean on it?"  Or did the statute of limitations run out on that one?
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: cnamon on July 20, 2005, 08:08:15 AM
Quote from: vikingjuice on July 19, 2005, 10:03:09 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 16, 2005, 10:05:39 AM
Quote from: ignom on July 16, 2005, 09:51:22 AM
Quote from: Beefy on July 15, 2005, 11:12:07 PM
I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.

Do I need to start citing examples?

You'd be hard pressed to come up with one in the last year that made me feel dumber.

/The thing with the donkey doesn't count

How 'bout the building with a "lean on it?"  Or did the statute of limitations run out on that one?
Details, girlfriend!
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 11:42:12 AM
Quote from: cnamon on July 20, 2005, 08:08:15 AM
Quote from: vikingjuice on July 19, 2005, 10:03:09 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 16, 2005, 10:05:39 AM
Quote from: ignom on July 16, 2005, 09:51:22 AM
Quote from: Beefy on July 15, 2005, 11:12:07 PM
I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.

Do I need to start citing examples?

You'd be hard pressed to come up with one in the last year that made me feel dumber.

/The thing with the donkey doesn't count

How 'bout the building with a "lean on it?"  Or did the statute of limitations run out on that one?
Details, girlfriend!

In retrospect, it's not that embarrassing.  I was unfamiliar with the economic term 'lien'.  At that point in my life, there's no reason I would have been.  Someone started discussing it and so I assumed they were speaking about a property that wasn't on level ground.  Amusing, yes, but not really embarrassing.

I think the paper/peanut butter cup thing is far worse.
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: Alice on July 20, 2005, 11:47:47 AM
Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 11:42:12 AM
I think the paper/peanut butter cup thing is far worse.

Look what I still have. ;D

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/AliceLiddell/beefy.jpg)
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: cnamon on July 20, 2005, 11:50:02 AM
You are the best, alice.
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 11:51:23 AM
You forgot the gut.
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: Alice on July 20, 2005, 12:14:19 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 11:51:23 AM
You forgot the gut.
I was too busy drawing your hat to worry about your self image issues.
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: Jessie on July 20, 2005, 12:15:15 PM
The hat is awesome.
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 12:17:30 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 20, 2005, 12:14:19 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 11:51:23 AM
You forgot the gut.
I was too busy drawing your hat to worry about your self image issues.

I'm not trying to be self-depreciating.  An accurate representation would have a gut.

It's your half-ass artistry that's at issue here.   ;)


of course i'm kidding!
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: Alice on July 20, 2005, 12:18:33 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 12:17:30 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 20, 2005, 12:14:19 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 11:51:23 AM
You forgot the gut.
I was too busy drawing your hat to worry about your self image issues.

I'm not trying to be self-depreciating.  An accurate representation would have a gut.

It's your half-ass artistry that's at issue here.   ;)


of course i'm kidding!
Next drawing:  Beef getting a Cleveland Steamer from Louie Anderson.
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 12:19:52 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 20, 2005, 12:18:33 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 12:17:30 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 20, 2005, 12:14:19 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 11:51:23 AM
You forgot the gut.
I was too busy drawing your hat to worry about your self image issues.

I'm not trying to be self-depreciating.  An accurate representation would have a gut.

It's your half-ass artistry that's at issue here.   ;)


of course i'm kidding!
Next drawing:  Beef getting a Cleveland Steamer from Louie Anderson.

Make sure that's the one you send to Jessie.

And don't forget the sexy rocking horse.
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: Jessie on July 20, 2005, 12:20:14 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 12:19:52 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 20, 2005, 12:18:33 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 12:17:30 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 20, 2005, 12:14:19 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 11:51:23 AM
You forgot the gut.
I was too busy drawing your hat to worry about your self image issues.

I'm not trying to be self-depreciating.  An accurate representation would have a gut.

It's your half-ass artistry that's at issue here.   ;)


of course i'm kidding!
Next drawing:  Beef getting a Cleveland Steamer from Louie Anderson.

Make sure that's the one you send to Jessie.

And don't forget the sexy rocking horse.

SCORE!!!
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: ignom on July 24, 2005, 11:02:03 AM
I've never seen Kablam! before. One of the cartoon segments just came on Nicktoons:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kablam!

See if you can spot which one gave me an "I don't think I've ever felt dumber.  Ever." moment.
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: Gamplayerx on July 24, 2005, 11:08:46 AM
Huh.  Who'd a thunk it?
Title: Re: I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.
Post by: Beefy on July 24, 2005, 11:36:00 AM
There's so reason any of us would have known that.