Death By Caffeine

[Jessie]

I lost some weight.  Apparently 189.58 cans of Diet Coke would kill me now.  I'll miss those 3.04 cans of scrumptious Diet Coke.

Except, I don't drink it in cans.  Icky can taste.

What is this "can taste" that you speak of?  I know if I bite aluminum it shocks my fillings.

Fountain drinks are where it's at.

Fountain drinks jip you on syrup.  I know this from having worked a concession stand.  You always get more carbonated water and less syrup.  It saves on costs.

Drinking from a bottle is the only way soda should be consumed.

Fountain drinks suck.  I agree with the bottle theory.  Beefy, I like the way you think, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I'll pick a bottle over a can.  But I'll pick a fountain drink over a bottle.  Clearly you don't understand the hierarchy.

I'm on Reburn's team this time.  Fountain > Glass Bottle > Plastic Bottle > Can

[Gamplayerx]

I lost some weight.  Apparently 189.58 cans of Diet Coke would kill me now.  I'll miss those 3.04 cans of scrumptious Diet Coke.

Except, I don't drink it in cans.  Icky can taste.

What is this "can taste" that you speak of?  I know if I bite aluminum it shocks my fillings.

Fountain drinks are where it's at.

Fountain drinks jip you on syrup.  I know this from having worked a concession stand.  You always get more carbonated water and less syrup.  It saves on costs.

Drinking from a bottle is the only way soda should be consumed.

Fountain drinks suck.  I agree with the bottle theory.  Beefy, I like the way you think, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Gamp is wise.  As is Beefy, only more so.  And Jessie is clearly a loon.

I agree.

[ReBurn]

I lost some weight.  Apparently 189.58 cans of Diet Coke would kill me now.  I'll miss those 3.04 cans of scrumptious Diet Coke.

Except, I don't drink it in cans.  Icky can taste.

What is this "can taste" that you speak of?  I know if I bite aluminum it shocks my fillings.

Fountain drinks are where it's at.

Fountain drinks jip you on syrup.  I know this from having worked a concession stand.  You always get more carbonated water and less syrup.  It saves on costs.

Drinking from a bottle is the only way soda should be consumed.

Fountain drinks suck.  I agree with the bottle theory.  Beefy, I like the way you think, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I'll pick a bottle over a can.  But I'll pick a fountain drink over a bottle.  Clearly you don't understand the hierarchy.

I'm on Reburn's team this time.  Fountain > Glass Bottle > Plastic Bottle > Can

Precisely.  The convenience store sells those 6 oz. cokes in the glass bottle.  Those things are so good!

[Gamplayerx]

I lost some weight.  Apparently 189.58 cans of Diet Coke would kill me now.  I'll miss those 3.04 cans of scrumptious Diet Coke.

Except, I don't drink it in cans.  Icky can taste.

What is this "can taste" that you speak of?  I know if I bite aluminum it shocks my fillings.

Fountain drinks are where it's at.

Fountain drinks jip you on syrup.  I know this from having worked a concession stand.  You always get more carbonated water and less syrup.  It saves on costs.

Drinking from a bottle is the only way soda should be consumed.

Fountain drinks suck.  I agree with the bottle theory.  Beefy, I like the way you think, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I'll pick a bottle over a can.  But I'll pick a fountain drink over a bottle.  Clearly you don't understand the hierarchy.

I'm on Reburn's team this time.  Fountain > Glass Bottle > Plastic Bottle > Can

Precisely.  Except for that fountain stuff.  I'm a loon, I'm a loon, I'm a loon.

Come into the light.

[ReBurn]

I lost some weight.  Apparently 189.58 cans of Diet Coke would kill me now.  I'll miss those 3.04 cans of scrumptious Diet Coke.

Except, I don't drink it in cans.  Icky can taste.

What is this "can taste" that you speak of?  I know if I bite aluminum it shocks my fillings.

Fountain drinks are where it's at.

Fountain drinks jip you on syrup.  I know this from having worked a concession stand.  You always get more carbonated water and less syrup.  It saves on costs.

Drinking from a bottle is the only way soda should be consumed.

Fountain drinks suck.  I agree with the bottle theory.  Beefy, I like the way you think, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I'll pick a bottle over a can.  But I'll pick a fountain drink over a bottle.  Clearly you don't understand the hierarchy.

I'm on Reburn's team this time.  Fountain > Glass Bottle > Plastic Bottle > Can

Precisely.  Except for that fountain stuff.  I'm a loon, I'm a loon, I'm a loon.

Come into the light.

No Carol Ann!  Don't go into the light!

[Beefy]

No soda on the planet can match a cold soda coming from a glass bottle.

[ReBurn]

No soda on the planet can match a cold soda coming from a glass bottle.

PEACH NEHI!

[Beefy]

I lost some weight.  Apparently 189.58 cans of Diet Coke would kill me now.  I'll miss those 3.04 cans of scrumptious Diet Coke.

Except, I don't drink it in cans.  Icky can taste.

What is this "can taste" that you speak of?  I know if I bite aluminum it shocks my fillings.

Fountain drinks are where it's at.

Fountain drinks jip you on syrup.  I know this from having worked a concession stand.  You always get more carbonated water and less syrup.  It saves on costs.

Drinking from a bottle is the only way soda should be consumed.

Fountain drinks suck.  I agree with the bottle theory.  Beefy, I like the way you think, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I'll pick a bottle over a can.  But I'll pick a fountain drink over a bottle.  Clearly you don't understand the hierarchy.

I'm on Reburn's team this time.  Fountain > Glass Bottle > Plastic Bottle > Can

Precisely.  Except for that fountain stuff.  I'm a loon, I'm a loon, I'm a loon.

Come into the light.

No Hillary Duff!  Don't go into the light!

[Jessie]

You all make me giggle so much.

Ok, Fountain and Glass Bottle are neck and neck.

Man, drinking a Sunkist in a glass bottle that's been in a cooler of ice all day...that's heavenly.

[Jessie]

I lost some weight.  Apparently 189.58 cans of Diet Coke would kill me now.  I'll miss those 3.04 cans of scrumptious Diet Coke.

Except, I don't drink it in cans.  Icky can taste.

What is this "can taste" that you speak of?  I know if I bite aluminum it shocks my fillings.

Fountain drinks are where it's at.

Fountain drinks jip you on syrup.  I know this from having worked a concession stand.  You always get more carbonated water and less syrup.  It saves on costs.

Drinking from a bottle is the only way soda should be consumed.

Fountain drinks suck.  I agree with the bottle theory.  Beefy, I like the way you think, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I'll pick a bottle over a can.  But I'll pick a fountain drink over a bottle.  Clearly you don't understand the hierarchy.

I'm on Reburn's team this time.  Fountain > Glass Bottle > Plastic Bottle > Can

Precisely.  Except for that fountain stuff.  I'm a loon, I'm a loon, I'm a loon.

Come into the light.

Yes Hillary Duff!  Eat that sammich!

[Gamplayerx]

I lost some weight.  Apparently 189.58 cans of Diet Coke would kill me now.  I'll miss those 3.04 cans of scrumptious Diet Coke.

Except, I don't drink it in cans.  Icky can taste.

What is this "can taste" that you speak of?  I know if I bite aluminum it shocks my fillings.

Fountain drinks are where it's at.

Fountain drinks jip you on syrup.  I know this from having worked a concession stand.  You always get more carbonated water and less syrup.  It saves on costs.

Drinking from a bottle is the only way soda should be consumed.

Fountain drinks suck.  I agree with the bottle theory.  Beefy, I like the way you think, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I'll pick a bottle over a can.  But I'll pick a fountain drink over a bottle.  Clearly you don't understand the hierarchy.

I'm on Reburn's team this time.  Fountain > Glass Bottle > Plastic Bottle > Can

Precisely.  Except for that fountain stuff.  I'm a loon, I'm a loon, I'm a loon.

Come into the light.

No Hillary Duff!  Don't go into the light!

What does that mean?  I guess I should know who Hillary Duff is - is she that girl who was in that one movie where she had been a child actor and then had to go to high school?

[Beefy]

I lost some weight.  Apparently 189.58 cans of Diet Coke would kill me now.  I'll miss those 3.04 cans of scrumptious Diet Coke.

Except, I don't drink it in cans.  Icky can taste.

What is this "can taste" that you speak of?  I know if I bite aluminum it shocks my fillings.

Fountain drinks are where it's at.

Fountain drinks jip you on syrup.  I know this from having worked a concession stand.  You always get more carbonated water and less syrup.  It saves on costs.

Drinking from a bottle is the only way soda should be consumed.

Fountain drinks suck.  I agree with the bottle theory.  Beefy, I like the way you think, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I'll pick a bottle over a can.  But I'll pick a fountain drink over a bottle.  Clearly you don't understand the hierarchy.

I'm on Reburn's team this time.  Fountain > Glass Bottle > Plastic Bottle > Can

Precisely.  Except for that fountain stuff.  I'm a loon, I'm a loon, I'm a loon.

Come into the light.

No Hillary Duff!  Don't go into the light!

What does that mean?  I guess I should know who Hillary Duff is - is she that girl who was in that one movie where she had been a child actor and then had to go to high school?

Hillary Duff is currently in talks to play the role of Carol Anne in a revamping/sequel to Poltergeist.  So says the Internet.

[Jessie]

I lost some weight.  Apparently 189.58 cans of Diet Coke would kill me now.  I'll miss those 3.04 cans of scrumptious Diet Coke.

Except, I don't drink it in cans.  Icky can taste.

What is this "can taste" that you speak of?  I know if I bite aluminum it shocks my fillings.

Fountain drinks are where it's at.

Fountain drinks jip you on syrup.  I know this from having worked a concession stand.  You always get more carbonated water and less syrup.  It saves on costs.

Drinking from a bottle is the only way soda should be consumed.

Fountain drinks suck.  I agree with the bottle theory.  Beefy, I like the way you think, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I'll pick a bottle over a can.  But I'll pick a fountain drink over a bottle.  Clearly you don't understand the hierarchy.

I'm on Reburn's team this time.  Fountain > Glass Bottle > Plastic Bottle > Can

Precisely.  Except for that fountain stuff.  I'm a loon, I'm a loon, I'm a loon.

Come into the light.

No Hillary Duff!  Don't go into the light!

What does that mean?  I guess I should know who Hillary Duff is - is she that girl who was in that one movie where she had been a child actor and then had to go to high school?

Hillary Duff is currently in talks to play the role of Carol Anne in a revamping/sequel to Poltergeist.  So says the Internet.

Please.  I beg of you.  Say it ain't so.  Please.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I lost some weight.  Apparently 189.58 cans of Diet Coke would kill me now.  I'll miss those 3.04 cans of scrumptious Diet Coke.

Except, I don't drink it in cans.  Icky can taste.

What is this "can taste" that you speak of?  I know if I bite aluminum it shocks my fillings.

Fountain drinks are where it's at.

Fountain drinks jip you on syrup.  I know this from having worked a concession stand.  You always get more carbonated water and less syrup.  It saves on costs.

Drinking from a bottle is the only way soda should be consumed.

Fountain drinks suck.  I agree with the bottle theory.  Beefy, I like the way you think, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I'll pick a bottle over a can.  But I'll pick a fountain drink over a bottle.  Clearly you don't understand the hierarchy.

I'm on Reburn's team this time.  Fountain > Glass Bottle > Plastic Bottle > Can

Precisely.  Except for that fountain stuff.  I'm a loon, I'm a loon, I'm a loon.

Come into the light.

No Hillary Duff!  Don't go into the light!

What does that mean?  I guess I should know who Hillary Duff is - is she that girl who was in that one movie where she had been a child actor and then had to go to high school?

Hillary Duff is currently in talks to play the role of Carol Anne in a revamping/sequel to Poltergeist.  So says the Internet.

I think any production company that decided to rmake a classic movie needs to be promptly burned down, execs drawn and quartered, and their families heads shorn and wade to wear pink tutus for all eternity.

[Infobahn]

No soda on the planet can match a cold soda coming from a glass bottle.

Amen brother from another mother.

http://beveragesdirect.com/
http://popsoda.com

[Bennyhana]

I would go so far as to say that there is no beverage that would not taste better coming out of a glass bottle.

Fountain drinks are good-way better than plastic bottles or cans-but nothing can touch the glass bottle.

[ReBurn]

I had orange nehi in a glass bottle at 6:30 this morning.

[Jessie]

I might have to drink a coke with caffeine.  That's all I have.  I drank all the decaf ones and I'm thirsty.

[ReBurn]

Water?

[Jessie]

Water?

That's crazy talk.

[ReBurn]

Water?

That's crazy talk.

You're like my wife.  You guys have carbonated beverages running through your veins.

[Jessie]

Water?

That's crazy talk.

You're like my wife.  You guys have carbonated beverages running through your veins.

Yeah.  I won't drink any caffeine, ok?  I'll just sit here and be miserable.  Will THAT make you happy?

[Infobahn]

I had orange nehi in a glass bottle at 6:30 this morning.

Bastard.

[Jessie]

I'm drinking KoolAid, Reburn.

[ReBurn]

I'm drinking KoolAid, Reburn.

Did you get any on your upper lip?  Because that's sexy.

You must be desperate.