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You know, I think that if there was a person you didn't like, and you handed them Wasabi Peas and a Vernor's ginger ale, and told them to inhale the smell of Vernor's through their nose and then take a bite of the Wasabi Peas and then exhale through their nose, you could kill them and totally get away with it.

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26th annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Started by Beefy, August 14, 2008, 11:23:38 AM

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VikingJuice

Awesome opening lines:
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Toads of glory, slugs of joy


QuoteLike a mechanic who forgets to wipe his hands on a shop rag and then goes home, hugs his wife, and gets a grease stain on her favorite sweater -- love touches you, and marks you forever.