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Started by ReBurn, August 02, 2005, 12:35:43 PM

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ReBurn

My wife just sent me an email to tell me about the newest addition to our family.  My kids named him Scooter.



I haven't met him yet, but he's a 6 week old Beagle, Bluetick, Dog-who-jumped-the-fence mix.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

cnamon

He is so cute!  I want him!

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

eo000


Jessie

God that's an ugly dog.







Not really, I just wanted to be different.  He's adorable.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Beefy

But what will the rest of the family eat for dinner?

ReBurn

That's a good question.  There isn't much meat on the other dog either.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
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dazie

He's going to be huge. 

(I have no idea.  I just wanted to prepare you)
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ReBurn

Quote from: dazie on August 02, 2005, 12:50:24 PM
He's going to be huge. 

(I have no idea.  I just wanted to prepare you)
Probably.  That would be just my luck.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Beefy

Quote from: dazie on August 02, 2005, 12:50:24 PM
He's going to be huge. 


He doesn't even have an agent yet.

ReBurn

11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Beefy

Quote from: ReBurninator on August 02, 2005, 12:53:39 PM
Quote from: Beefy on August 02, 2005, 12:52:23 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 02, 2005, 12:50:24 PM
He's going to be huge. 


He doesn't even have an agent yet.
Is that an offer?

Sorry, there's no money in representing animals who are also future meals.

ursus

Time to wok the dog.

(Someone had to...)
I was just wondering...

Gamplayerx

Quote from: ursus on August 02, 2005, 10:43:48 PM
Time to wok the dog.

(Someone had to...)
I admit it.  I giggled.

ReBurn

The kids must have worn that dog out, because he slept all night long.  Not bad for a six-week old puppy.  Then he woke up this morning and peed in my daughter's bed.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Jessie

Quote from: ReBurninator on August 03, 2005, 08:51:34 AM
The kids must have worn that dog out, because he slept all night long.  Not bad for a six-week old puppy.  Then he woke up this morning and peed in my daughter's bed.

She lied.  It wasn't the dog.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ReBurn

Quote from: Jessie on August 03, 2005, 09:15:20 AM
Quote from: ReBurninator on August 03, 2005, 08:51:34 AM
The kids must have worn that dog out, because he slept all night long.  Not bad for a six-week old puppy.  Then he woke up this morning and peed in my daughter's bed.

She lied.  It wasn't the dog.
As long as it was her bed it makes no difference to me.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Beefy

Why didn't you eat him?  Fattening him up first?

ReBurn

He's only fat around the middle.  I don't think that he'd make a very good meal yet.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

eo000

Quote from: ReBurninator on August 03, 2005, 08:51:34 AM
The kids must have worn that dog out, because he slept all night long.  Not bad for a six-week old puppy.  Then he woke up this morning and peed in my daughter's bed.
sounds like a job for...

pumpkin hat. :)

dazie

Quote from: eo000 on August 03, 2005, 09:11:49 PM
Quote from: ReBurninator on August 03, 2005, 08:51:34 AM
The kids must have worn that dog out, because he slept all night long.  Not bad for a six-week old puppy.  Then he woke up this morning and peed in my daughter's bed.
sounds like a job for...

pumpkin hat. :)

That made me snort.  :)
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Dry then Catch

i think we can solve Nishi's monk food problem as well. 

ReBurn

Quote from: eo000 on August 03, 2005, 09:11:49 PM
Quote from: ReBurninator on August 03, 2005, 08:51:34 AM
The kids must have worn that dog out, because he slept all night long.  Not bad for a six-week old puppy.  Then he woke up this morning and peed in my daughter's bed.
sounds like a job for...

pumpkin hat. :)
hahaha!  That's great!
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Gamplayerx

I think we should all incorporate the eo pumpkin hat punishment system into our daily lives.

nishi

i love scooter. when is he going to come visit his favorite auntie nishi?
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

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