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[SockmonkeyHolocaust]

I need all the super-cheesey bad parts of action movies that have become terrible cliches or just funny parts of action movies.

Examples:

Cut the blue wire? They're all blue!
If you don't capture the guy by Friday, I'll have your badge!
The scene in Die Hard where Bruce Willis is in the air shaft and he flicks on the lighter and says, "Come out to the coast...."

[cnamon]

How about the captain telling the cop he is a loose cannon?

[Alice]

Say hello to my little friend.

[cnamon]

http://www.filmcliches.com/

In action movies, there is always someone whose last words are, "Oh sh*t."

There is always one heavily muscled black guy, preferably with an accent of some sort, in action

Black leather clothing is necessary to wield high-powered automatic weapons

When the distressed hero goes to drown his spirits at the bar, he'll say to the bartender, "Leave the bottle," and the bartender does, no questions asked.

In movies and television, Crime Scene Investigators don't just do the forensics, they question suspects and solve entire crimes FOR the DA.

[Alice]

The bad guy always has to explain his plan before killing the good guy.

[dazie]

The bomb clock always stops with one second left  (unless it's James Bond- then it's 007)

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I need all the super-cheesey bad parts of action movies that have become terrible cliches or just funny parts of action movies.

Examples:

Cut the blue wire? They're all blue!
If you don't capture the guy by Friday, I'll have your badge!
The scene in Die Hard where Bruce Willis is in the air shaft and he flicks on the lighter and says, "Come out to the coast...."

just pick any random scene from any random steven segal flick.

[Alice]

The black people always die first.

And the hero always gets a hot girl, even if he's assnasty.

[cnamon]

The black people always die first.

And the hero always gets a hot girl, even if he's assnasty.

That's not tru-AAAAGGGGHHHH

* cnamon gets stabbed in the back and dies

[Alice]

Cops are either Irish or Oriental... except for the "dirty cops".  They are always middleaged white guys.

[dazie]

the wimpy guy will come to a breaking point, thereby transforming into a studly hero.

[Gamplayerx]

http://www.evilrulers.com/

[Beefy]

http://www.evilrulers.com/

http://minibosses.com/

I dunno, that's what came to mind.

[Gamplayerx]

http://www.evilrulers.com/

http://minibosses.com/

I dunno, that's what came to mind.

http://yaobsc.com