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Started by dazie, December 25, 2005, 11:58:35 PM

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Alice

#25
December 27, 2005, 03:52:02 PM
Quote from: Jessie on December 27, 2005, 03:43:51 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 01:51:41 PM

id sure had to offer disability insurance to mother naturees children.

Could someone decipher that last line for me?

I'd sure hate to offer dialysis intervention to the mother of Nate's children.

Jessie

#26
December 27, 2005, 03:53:40 PM
Quote from: Alice on December 27, 2005, 03:52:02 PM
Quote from: Jessie on December 27, 2005, 03:43:51 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 01:51:41 PM

id sure had to offer disability insurance to mother naturees children.

Could someone decipher that last line for me?

I'd sure hate to offer dialysis intervention to the mother of Nate's children.
Oh.  It's crystal clear now.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Alice

#27
December 27, 2005, 03:59:16 PM
Quote from: Jessie on December 27, 2005, 03:53:40 PM
Quote from: Alice on December 27, 2005, 03:52:02 PM
Quote from: Jessie on December 27, 2005, 03:43:51 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 01:51:41 PM

id sure had to offer disability insurance to mother naturees children.

Could someone decipher that last line for me?

I'd sure hate to offer dialysis intervention to the mother of Nate's children.
Oh.  It's crystal clear now.
As clear as twenty elephants playing horseshoes at a block party.

Mr. Ubiquity

#28
December 27, 2005, 04:00:54 PM
Quote from: Jessie on December 27, 2005, 03:53:40 PM
Quote from: Alice on December 27, 2005, 03:52:02 PM
Quote from: Jessie on December 27, 2005, 03:43:51 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 01:51:41 PM

id sure had to offer disability insurance to mother naturees children.

Could someone decipher that last line for me?

I'd sure hate to offer dialysis intervention to the mother of Nate's children.
Oh.  It's crystal clear now.

well good.   can i get u a glass of water.?   a cookie perhaps?  or you need moral support while you take a dump??  Just let me know and ill be there for u.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

meredith

#29
December 27, 2005, 10:29:12 PM
did I mention that I gave my mom a pearl necklace for christmas?  YEP


where's my knitted thong? chop chop! :D

dazie

#30
December 27, 2005, 10:31:16 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on December 27, 2005, 10:29:12 PM
did I mention that I gave my mom a pearl necklace for christmas?  YEP


where's my knitted thong? chop chop! :D

*grin*  I'll have to take measurements.

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

HELIX

#31
December 27, 2005, 10:33:55 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on December 27, 2005, 10:29:12 PM
where's my knitted thong? chop chop! :D

speaking of thongs...i just saw one of those made out of candy (just like the necklaces and bracelets)...seems like a lot of work biting off all those candies though
Some people look at jerky and say, "Why?"  I look at jerky and say, "Mmm! Jerky!"

dazie

#32
December 27, 2005, 10:35:07 PM
Quote from: HELIX on December 27, 2005, 10:33:55 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on December 27, 2005, 10:29:12 PM
where's my knitted thong? chop chop! :D

speaking of thongs...i just saw one of those made out of candy (just like the necklaces and bracelets)...seems like a lot of work biting off all those candies though

You'd probably love it...  Get one!
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

meredith

#33
December 27, 2005, 10:36:55 PM
"why don't you take those off, miss.  the tasty part is inside."


Quote from: dazie on December 27, 2005, 10:31:16 PM
*grin* I'll have to take measurements.

36".  you don't need to worry about "package displacement".  trust me. :'(

dazie

#34
December 27, 2005, 10:38:41 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on December 27, 2005, 10:36:55 PM
"why don't you take those off, miss.  the tasty part is inside."


Quote from: dazie on December 27, 2005, 10:31:16 PM
*grin* I'll have to take measurements.

36".  you don't need to worry about "package displacement".  trust me. :'(

*lol*  When I figure out how to knit a thong you're the first on the list to get one.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

HELIX

#35
December 27, 2005, 10:40:19 PM Last Edit: December 27, 2005, 10:42:08 PM by HELIX
Quote from: dazie on December 27, 2005, 10:38:41 PM

*lol*  When I figure out how to knit a thong you're the first on the list to get one.

just make one string for the waist and one for the middle strap...WA LA a thong...won't cover much but who cares
i'm sure hatt just wants to show off his ass anyway!
Some people look at jerky and say, "Why?"  I look at jerky and say, "Mmm! Jerky!"

meredith

#36
December 27, 2005, 10:43:32 PM
hey i need some coverage.  no man wants a cold sack

dazie

#37
December 27, 2005, 10:43:57 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on December 27, 2005, 10:43:32 PM
hey i need some coverage.  no man wants a cold sack

*lol*  I'll make it out of wool.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

HELIX

#38
December 27, 2005, 10:46:45 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on December 27, 2005, 10:43:32 PM
hey i need some coverage.  no man wants a cold sack

very true
Some people look at jerky and say, "Why?"  I look at jerky and say, "Mmm! Jerky!"

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