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Review: The Aristocrats

Started by Beef, August 14, 2005, 08:36:16 PM

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ignom

#50
September 08, 2005, 08:28:12 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 08, 2005, 08:27:16 PM
Guess what's playing at Liberty Hall now... 

The Transporter 2?
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

dazie

#51
September 08, 2005, 08:33:20 PM
Quote from: ignom on September 08, 2005, 08:28:12 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 08, 2005, 08:27:16 PM
Guess what's playing at Liberty Hall now... 

The Transporter 2?

You know, every time you post, I imagine the guy in your avatar is the one talking. 
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ignom

#52
September 08, 2005, 08:35:20 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 08, 2005, 08:33:20 PM
Quote from: ignom on September 08, 2005, 08:28:12 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 08, 2005, 08:27:16 PM
Guess what's playing at Liberty Hall now... 

The Transporter 2?

You know, every time you post, I imagine the guy in your avatar is the one talking. 

In your mind, does he always talk like he's really annoyed the way he looks in that picture?
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

dazie

#53
September 08, 2005, 08:39:03 PM
Quote from: ignom on September 08, 2005, 08:35:20 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 08, 2005, 08:33:20 PM
Quote from: ignom on September 08, 2005, 08:28:12 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 08, 2005, 08:27:16 PM
Guess what's playing at Liberty Hall now... 

The Transporter 2?

You know, every time you post, I imagine the guy in your avatar is the one talking. 

In your mind, does he always talk like he's really annoyed the way he looks in that picture?

No, more like a cross between Arthur Dent and the guy he played in Love Actually.  Kind of the bumbling, stammering Brit stereotype.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Beefy

#54
September 09, 2005, 06:46:11 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 08, 2005, 08:27:16 PM
Guess what's playing at Liberty Hall now... 

ignom

#55
September 09, 2005, 07:15:24 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 09, 2005, 06:46:11 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 08, 2005, 08:27:16 PM
Guess what's playing at Liberty Hall now... 



Luke Wilson in Rambo 4?
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

vampirepenguin

#56
September 12, 2005, 07:35:06 PM
Thought the film was down right hillarious in parts, but dragged a bit in others... I don't recall anyone walking out of the theatre... but I wasn't really watching either. :-D Sugar_grrl invented a lame ass joke,.. obviously inspired by the aristocats... you should ask her to tell it
full of mulatto goodness since 1979!

sugar_grrl

#57
September 13, 2005, 01:20:46 PM
Obviously, no one is asking....so...NO JOKE FOR YOU!
Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on the llama?

cnamon

#58
September 13, 2005, 01:21:44 PM
Tell the joke!  Pretty please??

Hey!  VP is a Oreo, too! 

Infobahn

#59
September 13, 2005, 01:42:07 PM
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/aristocrats/showtimes.php

Look for the "South Park" clip.  That will tell the Joke.  The joke varies, wildly, but is the basic premise.

Jessie

#60
September 13, 2005, 01:49:29 PM
Quote from: cnamon on September 13, 2005, 01:21:44 PM
Tell the joke!  Pretty please??

Hey!  VP is a Oreo, too! 

Does she get mushy if you dip her in milk?
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

sugar_grrl

#61
September 13, 2005, 02:01:45 PM
Quote from: cnamon on September 13, 2005, 01:21:44 PM
Tell the joke!  Pretty please??

Hey!  VP is a Oreo, too! 

It's not really funny unless you know the Aristocracts joke...and like VP said...it's pretty lame...but cn is having a day...so here goes...oh...and like the Aristocrats joke, it's sorta disgusting....

A guy walks into a Starbucks and orders a drink.  The cashier calls the order back to a feline who is working at the expresso machine.  The cat nods, takes the cup, shits in it, pisses in it, does one of those little kitty sprays in it, drinks it, vomits what he just drank back into the cup, coughs up a harball and spits it into the drink, puts a lid on it and gives it to the customer.  The man (having witnessed all of this) is furious.  He shouts at the cashier, "That's insane!  I'm reporting this to the manager!  What is that cat's name?"  "Him?" the cashier queries gesturing to the feline licking his ass.  "He's the BARISTACAT!"

*du dum CHING*
Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on the llama?

vampirepenguin

#62
September 13, 2005, 04:14:06 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 13, 2005, 01:49:29 PM
Quote from: cnamon on September 13, 2005, 01:21:44 PM
Tell the joke!  Pretty please??

Hey!  VP is a Oreo, too! 

Does she get mushy if you dip her in milk?

A big Oreo style shout out to Cnamon!! You know what they say.."Oreos do it with a twist!"  As for the milk... sad but true.. we get all mushy... so we just avoid bovine secretions. :-X
full of mulatto goodness since 1979!

beatle919

#63
September 15, 2005, 01:16:45 PM
Quote from: eo000 on August 15, 2005, 08:58:38 PM
Quote from: Listener on August 15, 2005, 07:57:44 PM
Quote from: Beefy on August 14, 2005, 08:36:16 PM

Is Bob Saget is the greatest person on the face of the planet?  Looks possible.


I have seen Bob Saget do stand-up, and I have two words:  Fucking.  Awesome.

Jaysus!  I'm jealous.  I went to see him once, and they had a change of plans (in other words...different comedians).
Oh, it made me bitter.  I would be much more content if you said he sucked major dick.  I KNEW i'd missed out.

Tonight, I'm going to see the Aristocrats!  I've been dyin' to see it...
~A woman is like a tea bag.  You never know how strong she is, until she gets in hot water.   Eleanor Roosevelt

Beefy

#64
January 24, 2006, 04:30:50 PM
As a matter of fact, this is out on DVD today.

VikingJuice

#66
August 06, 2008, 08:54:09 PM
Quote from: Beefy on August 06, 2008, 06:28:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/x8wOTcv5E38

That hasn't even hit the air yet.  I think it's scheduled for next week.  Funny shit.  Leave it to Godfreid.

eo000

#67
August 09, 2008, 07:34:51 AM
I love Gilbert.
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