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Started by Jessie, September 16, 2007, 05:30:03 PM

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Jessie

Timothy just cackled his way through this.  I love when he loves a classic. 
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Beefy

They're applying the classic tag to all kinds of things now a days, aren't they?

Jessie

How can you not consider that a classic?

There are like, ten million people in it and it's so cheesy funny.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

BigDun

I think anything that is over 25 years old can be called classic. At least that's the rule for automobiles.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

Alice

Quote from: BigDun on September 16, 2007, 08:26:07 PM
I think anything that is over 25 years old can be called classic. At least that's the rule for automobiles.
And women.

Beefy

It's 30 years, and it's antiquated.  Mad was dated, even back then.

Jessie

It kept Timothy's attention, and it's a long ass movie.  He was seriously kneeslapping and rolling around laughing.  He loves slapstick, though.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Beefy

Quote from: Jessie on September 16, 2007, 10:25:37 PM
It kept Timothy's attention, and it's a long ass movie.  He was seriously kneeslapping and rolling around laughing.  He loves slapstick, though.

That's great.  Seriously.  He has a great life ahead of him as a film historian.  The movie is still pretty frail.

manosax

But it is a testament to working actors in the 60's and its pretty dern funny...

Jessie

Quote from: Beefy on September 16, 2007, 10:27:40 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 16, 2007, 10:25:37 PM
It kept Timothy's attention, and it's a long ass movie.  He was seriously kneeslapping and rolling around laughing.  He loves slapstick, though.

That's great.  Seriously.  He has a great life ahead of him as a film historian.  The movie is still pretty frail.

What he probably has in front of him is years of therapy because he's so mad at me for making him watch old movies.  The first thing he does is open the Netflix envelopes to check the ratings and year made.  If it's before 2000, he groans.  If it's before 1990, he says, "Is this black and white?"
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Beefy

Quote from: Jessie on September 16, 2007, 10:39:04 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 16, 2007, 10:27:40 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 16, 2007, 10:25:37 PM
It kept Timothy's attention, and it's a long ass movie.  He was seriously kneeslapping and rolling around laughing.  He loves slapstick, though.

That's great.  Seriously.  He has a great life ahead of him as a film historian.  The movie is still pretty frail.

What he probably has in front of him is years of therapy because he's so mad at me for making him watch old movies.  The first thing he does is open the Netflix envelopes to check the ratings and year made.  If it's before 2000, he groans.  If it's before 1990, he says, "Is this black and white?"

Time to show him Schindler's List.

And then show him The Black Cat.

Jessie

Schindler's List might need to wait a couple more years.  What's The Black Cat?
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

manosax

Have him watch Young Frankenstein or Dr. Strangelove  both B&W CLASSICS!

Alice

I doubt a 12 year old would enjoy Dr. Strangelove.

ursus

#14
Quote from: Alice on September 17, 2007, 07:49:15 AM
I doubt a 12 year old would enjoy Dr. Strangelove.
I'd go for it. Beats the heck out of most of the drivel made now.

*edit alert!!!*
Movies directed by Michael Bay???   :-X
*end edit alert*
I was just wondering...

Jessie

Transformers was freakin' awesome.  Fantastic bonding experience.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ursus

I dug Mad Hot Ballroom and March of the Penguins for the same reasons.

Plus, I didn't walk out of the theater suffering from tinitis.
I was just wondering...

manosax

Quote from: Alice on September 17, 2007, 07:49:15 AM
I doubt a 12 year old would enjoy Dr. Strangelove.

My Niece has been watching that for a few years now and he just started high school... but she is SCARY smart....

Alice

Quote from: manosax on September 17, 2007, 04:53:05 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 17, 2007, 07:49:15 AM
I doubt a 12 year old would enjoy Dr. Strangelove.

My Niece has been watching that for a few years now and he just started high school... but she is SCARY smart....
I could believe some 12 year olds would get it, but I'd be willing to bet those 12 year olds are few and far between.  There are a lot of little nuances to that movie.

ursus

Quote from: Alice on September 17, 2007, 05:14:11 PM
Quote from: manosax on September 17, 2007, 04:53:05 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 17, 2007, 07:49:15 AM
I doubt a 12 year old would enjoy Dr. Strangelove.

My Niece has been watching that for a few years now and he just started high school... but she is SCARY smart....
I could believe some 12 year olds would get it, but I'd be willing to bet those 12 year olds are few and far between.  There are a lot of little nuances to that movie.
That's not a stretch, we all know adults that "don't get" any number of movies. Doesn't mean a parent needs to subject a child to less than watchable stuff, especially with all the choices out there. Letting them learn to catch those nuances helps them grow. Life has those nuances too, despite what some demagogues would foist upon us.
I was just wondering...

Alice

I'm not saying you shouldn't let them watch the movie.  But a kid watching a movie and a kid enjoying a movie are two totally different things. 

ReBurn

Quote from: Alice on September 18, 2007, 08:10:36 AM
I'm not saying you shouldn't let them watch the movie.  But a kid watching a movie and a kid enjoying a movie are two totally different things. 
Oh, like when my youngest watched The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. He was all into it until the kid got shot. That scared him and he wouldn't watch it any more. I guess he couldn't comprehend that someone would shoot a kid in a western.

I guess that's why he's a Jedi now.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Jessie

Quote from: Alice on September 18, 2007, 08:10:36 AM
But a kid watching a movie and a kid enjoying a movie are two totally different things.
Timothy watched the original, silent, Nosferatu.

Timothy enjoyed Interview with the Vampire.

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ursus

Given the predilection folks here have for a certain movie that used ideas first seen in an '80s cartoon, I've edited. My point should have been directed less at that specific feature and more at the POV of the kids.

(The children, what about the children??!!???)

Sorry to have offended.

Thank you.
I was just wondering...

Jessie

Personally, I like to give Timothy a good mix of classics (like the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers), thought provoking stuff (Paperclips) and fun just for the sake of fun (Transformers).
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ursus

Quote from: Jessie on September 18, 2007, 08:36:42 AM
Personally, I like to give Timothy a good mix of classics (like the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers), thought provoking stuff (Paperclips) and fun just for the sake of fun (Transformers).
Sounds great.

So many teachable moments as well as fun.
I was just wondering...

Alice

You haven't offended anyone.  We talk here, it's what we do.  Just because people have differing opinions than you doesn't mean you've offended.  You'd pretty much have to tell someone "fuck you" in a serious manner to really be a jackass here.  The only one that responded to the Transformers movie comment was Jessie and she just said she thought it was freakin' awesome.  That doesn't seem like she's accusing you of offending her delicate sensibilities. 


ReBurn

11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Beefy


Alice

Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:24:04 AM
Jessie != delicate
She cried when her cat threw up in her bed.  I'd say that's pretty delicate.

ReBurn

Aren't cats always horking something up?
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Alice

Quote from: ReBurn on September 18, 2007, 09:36:13 AM
Aren't cats always horking something up?
Yes.  Mostly the pure evil that resides within them.

Jessie

I am a delicate flower.

Butters has a very delicate stomach.  If she eats anyting other than her usual fare, she's puking.  When we first got Stevie, it was a nonstop pukefest.  That gets old really fast.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Beefy

Quote from: Alice on September 18, 2007, 09:33:08 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:24:04 AM
Jessie != delicate
She cried when her cat threw up in her bed.  I'd say that's pretty delicate.
prone to histrionics != delicate

Alice

Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:37:30 AM
Quote from: Alice on September 18, 2007, 09:33:08 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:24:04 AM
Jessie != delicate
She cried when her cat threw up in her bed.  I'd say that's pretty delicate.
prone to histrionics != delicate
Once, I thought about calling Jessie a bitch - and she had a self-esteem emergency. 

Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Alice

Like a flower.


A whiney, smelly flower.

Beefy

Buddy Hackett frowns upon Jessie's flower

Alice

Quote from: Beefy on September 18, 2007, 09:49:46 AM
Buddy Hackett frowns upon Jessie's flower
But Paul Prudhomme loves it.



Wait... that was Cannonball Run.  And Dom DeLuise.

Gamplayerx

I've tried many times to watch Dr. Strangelove and just can't manage it. 

I'm really good at insulting Jessie, though.

Alice

Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 04, 2007, 01:50:43 PM
I'm really good at insulting Jessie, though.

Okay, like she doesn't make it super easy?  That's like saying "I'm really good at writing my own name."

Infobahn

Quote from: Alice on October 04, 2007, 01:52:59 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 04, 2007, 01:50:43 PM
I'm really good at insulting Jessie, though.

Okay, like she doesn't make it super easy?  That's like saying "I'm really good at writing my own name."

Amen.

Gamplayerx

Quote from: Alice on October 04, 2007, 01:52:59 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 04, 2007, 01:50:43 PM
I'm really good at insulting Jessie, though.

Okay, like she doesn't make it super easy?  That's like saying "I'm really good at writing my own name."
Hey!  My name is kind of hard.

Alice


manosax

Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 04, 2007, 01:50:43 PM
I've tried many times to watch Dr. Strangelove and just can't manage it. 

I'm really good at insulting Jessie, though.

The thing that i find great about Dr. Strangelove is that the only group of people that actually do their job is the bomber crew.  I find myself kind of rooting for them even though that the accomplishment of their goal means the destruction of the planet... and seeing Peter Sellers as three different characters is preety funny.