The Works

[Gamplayerx]

If you went to a burger place called The Works, what would The Works be?

[Alice]

Hookers and blow.

[Gamplayerx]

Hookers and blow.

Wow.  You and FOB should get together for lunch.

[Gamplayerx]

My Works would be lettuce, onion, sauteed mushrooms, provolone cheese, worcestershire sauce, maybe tomatoes - depending on how they looked, bacon and chipotle ranch.

[Beefy]

My Works would be lettuce, onion, sauteed mushrooms, provolone cheese, worcestershire sauce, maybe tomatoes - depending on how they looked, bacon and chipotle ranch.

Remove the bacon and ranch, sautee the onions as well, and throw on some mayo.

[Gamplayerx]

My Works would be lettuce, onion, sauteed mushrooms, provolone cheese, worcestershire sauce, maybe tomatoes - depending on how they looked, bacon and chipotle ranch.

Remove the bacon and ranch, sautee the onions as well, and throw on some mayo.

No picking at my food!  Make your own burger.

[DownSouth]

Mayo, mustard, ketchup, pickles, and a side of your mom.

[Alice]

Onion straws, lettuce, bacon, cheddar cheese, BBQ sauce, tomato.

[Gamplayerx]

Ooh.  Onion straws.  I change my order.  I'll have onion straws instead of boring old onions.

I think I'm going to have to eat my burger with a knife and fork.

[dazie]

Onion straws and bleu cheese please.

[eo000]

covered in $100 bills.

[Beefy]

comvered in $100 bills.

That could be considered a Freudian slip.

[swolt]

covered in $100 bills.

singles are more tasty

[DownSouth]

covered in $100 bills.

singles are more tasty

He gets plenty of those at work.

[Jessie]

Lettuce, tomato, onion (fresh AND sauteed), plenty of seasoning on the meat (salt, pepper, Worcestershire, garlic), lots of mayo, ketchup, mustard.  And some sort of melty white cheese.  Maybe bbq sauce.

[BigDun]

Kobe beef patty cooked medium rare, Thousand Island dressing, sautéed onions and mushrooms, provolone and swiss cheese, baby spinach leaves, Dijon mustard, on an onion kaiser roll. Oh, and throw on some bacon.

[Gamplayerx]

Dear FalloutBoy,

See how much you're missing?  Next time you go to The Works, please try something in addition to just ketchup on your burger.

kthxbye,

Gamp

[VikingJuice]

Lettuce, tomato, onion (fresh AND sauteed), plenty of seasoning on the meat (salt, pepper, Worcestershire, garlic), lots of mayo, ketchup, mustard.  And some sort of melty white cheese.  Maybe bbq sauce.

That's almost EXACTLY how I'd make mine.  The only change would be to add pickles and make the melty cheese spicey with jalapenos in it like for nachos as a ballgame.  Then it would be perfect!!  Oh, and it needs to be about 2/3 of a pound on a nice onion bun.

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Hookers and blow.

Ahhh.  Michael Irvin style.

[Jessie]

How did I forget pickles.  Must.Have.Pickles.  And I don't like lettuce on hamburgers.  Weird.

[eo000]

comvered in $100 bills.

That could be considered a Freudian slip.

damn. you had to be fast to catch that. sheesh.

[DownSouth]

Let's go to Fudruckers.

[dazie]

Let's go to Fudruckers.

oooo- Fudruckers.  I love them.

[swolt]

Let's go to Fudruckers.

oooo- Fudruckers.  I love them.

I once ate a 1 pound Fudruckers burger. I didn't eat anything else for like 2 days.

[Dry then Catch]

Let's go to Fudruckers.

oooo- Fudruckers.  I love them.

I once ate a 1 pound Fudruckers burger. I didn't eat anything else for like 2 days.

I don't want to turn this into an "I can eat more than you" but I ate a 2lb burger with the works, 2lbs of fries and a giant beer in San Diego.  I got my food for free and picture of me on the wall.

[Dry then Catch]

IE in my mind works

avocado
mustard
mayo
ketchup
whole onions (in circles)
bacon
more than one slice of cheese
egg
yes fried egg

[Jessie]

Now I know four fried egg hamburger freaks.

[Dry then Catch]

Now I know four fried egg hamburger freaks.

My grandma used to give me a fried egg plus meat plus cheese and white bread sandwich when I was 5.  She also doesn't know English. and grew up on a farm.   and still harbors suspicions that the Japanese may just pillage and rape  again.

Also the Red Robin restaurant chain would disagree with you

[Beefy]

First eggs with ramen and now eggs with hamburgers.

I'm hungry.

[ReBurn]

Forget burgers. Little Caesar's opened a new store in town today. $5 pizza FTW! Crazy Bread FTW!

[Jessie]

Oh man, we have $5 pizza for dinner ALL THE TIME.  It's crazy good, and cheap, and fast, and easy.  Hooray!

[BigDun]

I made one of these for dinner this evening:

http://www.foodfacts.com/members/item_info.cfm?id=13538

It was awesome.

I also broiled some asparagus coated in olive oil and sea salt.

They were pretty awesome too.

[VikingJuice]

Let's go to Fudruckers.

oooo- Fudruckers.  I love them.

I once ate a 1 pound Fudruckers burger. I didn't eat anything else for like 2 days.

I don't want to turn this into an "I can eat more than you" but I ate a 2lb burger with the works, 2lbs of fries and a giant beer in San Diego.  I got my food for free and picture of me on the wall.

Good God man!!!  That's incredible.  I thought I could eat but DAMN!!!
I ordered the 1 lb burger at Fuddruckers because the girl misunderstood my directions when I asked for a 2/3 lb.  I forced the whole thing down but couldn't move for about 12 hours from being in a food stooper.

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Little Caesar's opened a new store in town today. $5 pizza FTW! Crazy Bread FTW!
I didn't know these still existed.  They closed up all of their franchises here in Texas.  We used to pull a scam on them in HS.  They used to have a policy that if you called in and complained of a pizza made improperly on a previous order, they'd replace your pizza with one for free.  Apparently they didn't use computers back then because we ran the scam about once a month for years.  I remember eating a huge double sized square pizza in the bed of my truck at Beefy's house when we were both in college. 

[Gamplayerx]

I've never had Little Caesar's.  But I've seen the commercials.

[Jessie]

I was gonna say something about The Noid, but then I realized that was Dominos.

[dazie]

We call Little Caesars "Petit Mal" pizza.

Cuz we're nerds.


(little caesars --> little seizures --> petit mal)

[swolt]

I *heart* Little Caesars so so much. The only one we had in town closed years ago. It made me tears.

[eo000]

we've got one pretty close to our house. i like the italian cheese bread..

FUHGETABODIT!

[DownSouth]

I think Little Caesars closed here.

[ReBurn]

They close here, too. But then they opened one up. And the pizza is actually ready when you get there, if you want cheese or pepperoni. Walk in, buy pizza, and leave. Everything should be so simple and pleasurable. Like popping pimples, just with pizza.

[Jessie]

I had a $5 little ceasar's pepperoni pizza for dinner last night.  I actually had to wait like 3 minutes while the dude cut it, because they'd ran out.

[Dry then Catch]

I was gonna say something about The Noid, but then I realized that was Dominos.

remember that weird brown puppet

[Alice]

I was gonna say something about The Noid, but then I realized that was Dominos.

remember that weird brown puppet

Rowlph?  Fozzie?  Rizzo?  Barkley? Luto? Snuffalupagus? Sweetums?

[Dry then Catch]

I was gonna say something about The Noid, but then I realized that was Dominos.

remember that weird brown puppet

Rowlph?  Fozzie?  Rizzo?  Barkley? Luto? Snuffalupagus? Sweetums?

that weird brown domino puppet

[Dry then Catch]

http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Bad_Andy

why is there a wiki for muppets

[Jessie]

2000 is not old enough to get nostalgic over.

[Beefy]

http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Bad_Andy

why is there a wiki for muppets

That reminds me of...

http://www.youtube.com/v/rcARaOBgYbE

[Jessie]

That reminds me that I watched most of Meet the Feebles the other day.  How odd.