The Works

[Gamplayerx]

If you went to a burger place called The Works, what would The Works be?

[Alice]

Hookers and blow.

[Gamplayerx]

Hookers and blow.

Wow.  You and FOB should get together for lunch.

[Gamplayerx]

My Works would be lettuce, onion, sauteed mushrooms, provolone cheese, worcestershire sauce, maybe tomatoes - depending on how they looked, bacon and chipotle ranch.

[Beefy]

My Works would be lettuce, onion, sauteed mushrooms, provolone cheese, worcestershire sauce, maybe tomatoes - depending on how they looked, bacon and chipotle ranch.

Remove the bacon and ranch, sautee the onions as well, and throw on some mayo.

[Gamplayerx]

My Works would be lettuce, onion, sauteed mushrooms, provolone cheese, worcestershire sauce, maybe tomatoes - depending on how they looked, bacon and chipotle ranch.

Remove the bacon and ranch, sautee the onions as well, and throw on some mayo.

No picking at my food!  Make your own burger.

[DownSouth]

Mayo, mustard, ketchup, pickles, and a side of your mom.

[Alice]

Onion straws, lettuce, bacon, cheddar cheese, BBQ sauce, tomato.

[Gamplayerx]

Ooh.  Onion straws.  I change my order.  I'll have onion straws instead of boring old onions.

I think I'm going to have to eat my burger with a knife and fork.

[dazie]

Onion straws and bleu cheese please.

[eo000]

covered in $100 bills.

[Beefy]

comvered in $100 bills.

That could be considered a Freudian slip.

[swolt]

covered in $100 bills.

singles are more tasty

[DownSouth]

covered in $100 bills.

singles are more tasty

He gets plenty of those at work.

[Jessie]

Lettuce, tomato, onion (fresh AND sauteed), plenty of seasoning on the meat (salt, pepper, Worcestershire, garlic), lots of mayo, ketchup, mustard.  And some sort of melty white cheese.  Maybe bbq sauce.

[BigDun]

Kobe beef patty cooked medium rare, Thousand Island dressing, sautéed onions and mushrooms, provolone and swiss cheese, baby spinach leaves, Dijon mustard, on an onion kaiser roll. Oh, and throw on some bacon.

[Gamplayerx]

Dear FalloutBoy,

See how much you're missing?  Next time you go to The Works, please try something in addition to just ketchup on your burger.

kthxbye,

Gamp

[VikingJuice]

Lettuce, tomato, onion (fresh AND sauteed), plenty of seasoning on the meat (salt, pepper, Worcestershire, garlic), lots of mayo, ketchup, mustard.  And some sort of melty white cheese.  Maybe bbq sauce.

That's almost EXACTLY how I'd make mine.  The only change would be to add pickles and make the melty cheese spicey with jalapenos in it like for nachos as a ballgame.  Then it would be perfect!!  Oh, and it needs to be about 2/3 of a pound on a nice onion bun.

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Hookers and blow.

Ahhh.  Michael Irvin style.

[Jessie]

How did I forget pickles.  Must.Have.Pickles.  And I don't like lettuce on hamburgers.  Weird.

[eo000]

comvered in $100 bills.

That could be considered a Freudian slip.

damn. you had to be fast to catch that. sheesh.

[DownSouth]

Let's go to Fudruckers.

[dazie]

Let's go to Fudruckers.

oooo- Fudruckers.  I love them.

[swolt]

Let's go to Fudruckers.

oooo- Fudruckers.  I love them.

I once ate a 1 pound Fudruckers burger. I didn't eat anything else for like 2 days.

[Dry then Catch]

Let's go to Fudruckers.

oooo- Fudruckers.  I love them.

I once ate a 1 pound Fudruckers burger. I didn't eat anything else for like 2 days.

I don't want to turn this into an "I can eat more than you" but I ate a 2lb burger with the works, 2lbs of fries and a giant beer in San Diego.  I got my food for free and picture of me on the wall.

[Dry then Catch]

IE in my mind works

avocado
mustard
mayo
ketchup
whole onions (in circles)
bacon
more than one slice of cheese
egg
yes fried egg