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Title: The Works
Post by: Gamplayerx on February 22, 2007, 02:11:37 PM
If you went to a burger place called The Works, what would The Works be?
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Alice on February 22, 2007, 02:12:47 PM
Hookers and blow.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Gamplayerx on February 22, 2007, 02:13:36 PM
Quote from: Alice on February 22, 2007, 02:12:47 PM
Hookers and blow.
Wow.  You and FOB should get together for lunch.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Gamplayerx on February 22, 2007, 02:14:57 PM
My Works would be lettuce, onion, sauteed mushrooms, provolone cheese, worcestershire sauce, maybe tomatoes - depending on how they looked, bacon and chipotle ranch.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Beefy on February 22, 2007, 02:34:49 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on February 22, 2007, 02:14:57 PM
My Works would be lettuce, onion, sauteed mushrooms, provolone cheese, worcestershire sauce, maybe tomatoes - depending on how they looked, bacon and chipotle ranch.

Remove the bacon and ranch, sautee the onions as well, and throw on some mayo.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Gamplayerx on February 22, 2007, 02:36:39 PM
Quote from: Beefy on February 22, 2007, 02:34:49 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on February 22, 2007, 02:14:57 PM
My Works would be lettuce, onion, sauteed mushrooms, provolone cheese, worcestershire sauce, maybe tomatoes - depending on how they looked, bacon and chipotle ranch.

Remove the bacon and ranch, sautee the onions as well, and throw on some mayo.
No picking at my food!  Make your own burger.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: DownSouth on February 22, 2007, 02:50:18 PM
Mayo, mustard, ketchup, pickles, and a side of your mom.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Alice on February 22, 2007, 02:53:04 PM
Onion straws, lettuce, bacon, cheddar cheese, BBQ sauce, tomato.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Gamplayerx on February 22, 2007, 03:27:15 PM
Ooh.  Onion straws.  I change my order.  I'll have onion straws instead of boring old onions.

I think I'm going to have to eat my burger with a knife and fork.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: dazie on February 22, 2007, 04:04:05 PM
Onion straws and bleu cheese please.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: eo000 on February 22, 2007, 04:25:35 PM
covered in $100 bills.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Beefy on February 22, 2007, 04:27:12 PM
Quote from: eo000 on February 22, 2007, 04:25:35 PM
comvered in $100 bills.

That could be considered a Freudian slip.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: swolt on February 22, 2007, 04:49:20 PM
Quote from: eo000 on February 22, 2007, 04:25:35 PM
covered in $100 bills.

singles are more tasty
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: DownSouth on February 22, 2007, 04:53:17 PM
Quote from: swolt on February 22, 2007, 04:49:20 PM
Quote from: eo000 on February 22, 2007, 04:25:35 PM
covered in $100 bills.

singles are more tasty
He gets plenty of those at work.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Jessie on February 22, 2007, 09:24:15 PM
Lettuce, tomato, onion (fresh AND sauteed), plenty of seasoning on the meat (salt, pepper, Worcestershire, garlic), lots of mayo, ketchup, mustard.  And some sort of melty white cheese.  Maybe bbq sauce.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: BigDun on February 22, 2007, 09:32:06 PM
Kobe beef patty cooked medium rare, Thousand Island dressing, sautéed onions and mushrooms, provolone and swiss cheese, baby spinach leaves, Dijon mustard, on an onion kaiser roll. Oh, and throw on some bacon.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Gamplayerx on February 22, 2007, 10:02:57 PM
Dear FalloutBoy,

See how much you're missing?  Next time you go to The Works, please try something in addition to just ketchup on your burger.

kthxbye,

Gamp
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: VikingJuice on February 22, 2007, 11:17:43 PM
Quote from: Jessie on February 22, 2007, 09:24:15 PM
Lettuce, tomato, onion (fresh AND sauteed), plenty of seasoning on the meat (salt, pepper, Worcestershire, garlic), lots of mayo, ketchup, mustard.  And some sort of melty white cheese.  Maybe bbq sauce.

That's almost EXACTLY how I'd make mine.  The only change would be to add pickles and make the melty cheese spicey with jalapenos in it like for nachos as a ballgame.  Then it would be perfect!!  Oh, and it needs to be about 2/3 of a pound on a nice onion bun.


Hookers and blow.


Ahhh.  Michael Irvin style.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Jessie on February 22, 2007, 11:21:47 PM
How did I forget pickles.  Must.Have.Pickles.  And I don't like lettuce on hamburgers.  Weird.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: eo000 on February 23, 2007, 09:20:58 AM
Quote from: Beefy on February 22, 2007, 04:27:12 PM
Quote from: eo000 on February 22, 2007, 04:25:35 PM
comvered in $100 bills.

That could be considered a Freudian slip.
damn. you had to be fast to catch that. sheesh.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: DownSouth on February 23, 2007, 09:34:24 AM
Let's go to Fudruckers.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: dazie on February 23, 2007, 09:47:06 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on February 23, 2007, 09:34:24 AM
Let's go to Fudruckers.

oooo- Fudruckers.  I love them.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: swolt on February 23, 2007, 11:08:37 AM
Quote from: dazie on February 23, 2007, 09:47:06 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on February 23, 2007, 09:34:24 AM
Let's go to Fudruckers.

oooo- Fudruckers.  I love them.

I once ate a 1 pound Fudruckers burger. I didn't eat anything else for like 2 days.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Dry then Catch on February 23, 2007, 11:50:48 AM
Quote from: swolt on February 23, 2007, 11:08:37 AM
Quote from: dazie on February 23, 2007, 09:47:06 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on February 23, 2007, 09:34:24 AM
Let's go to Fudruckers.

oooo- Fudruckers.  I love them.

I once ate a 1 pound Fudruckers burger. I didn't eat anything else for like 2 days.

I don't want to turn this into an "I can eat more than you" but I ate a 2lb burger with the works, 2lbs of fries and a giant beer in San Diego.  I got my food for free and picture of me on the wall.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Dry then Catch on February 23, 2007, 11:51:40 AM
IE in my mind works

avocado
mustard
mayo
ketchup
whole onions (in circles)
bacon
more than one slice of cheese
egg
yes fried egg
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Jessie on February 23, 2007, 11:57:12 AM
Now I know four fried egg hamburger freaks.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Dry then Catch on February 23, 2007, 11:59:31 AM
Quote from: Jessie on February 23, 2007, 11:57:12 AM
Now I know four fried egg hamburger freaks.


My grandma used to give me a fried egg plus meat plus cheese and white bread sandwich when I was 5.  She also doesn't know English. and grew up on a farm.   and still harbors suspicions that the Japanese may just pillage and rape  again.

Also the Red Robin restaurant chain would disagree with you
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Beefy on February 23, 2007, 12:35:05 PM
First eggs with ramen and now eggs with hamburgers.

I'm hungry.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: ReBurn on February 23, 2007, 09:14:08 PM
Forget burgers. Little Caesar's opened a new store in town today. $5 pizza FTW! Crazy Bread FTW!
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Jessie on February 23, 2007, 09:16:24 PM
Oh man, we have $5 pizza for dinner ALL THE TIME.  It's crazy good, and cheap, and fast, and easy.  Hooray!
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: BigDun on February 23, 2007, 09:28:27 PM
I made one of these for dinner this evening:

http://www.foodfacts.com/members/item_info.cfm?id=13538

It was awesome.

I also broiled some asparagus coated in olive oil and sea salt.

They were pretty awesome too.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: VikingJuice on February 23, 2007, 10:29:53 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on February 23, 2007, 11:50:48 AM
Quote from: swolt on February 23, 2007, 11:08:37 AM
Quote from: dazie on February 23, 2007, 09:47:06 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on February 23, 2007, 09:34:24 AM
Let's go to Fudruckers.

oooo- Fudruckers.  I love them.

I once ate a 1 pound Fudruckers burger. I didn't eat anything else for like 2 days.

I don't want to turn this into an "I can eat more than you" but I ate a 2lb burger with the works, 2lbs of fries and a giant beer in San Diego.  I got my food for free and picture of me on the wall.

Good God man!!!  That's incredible.  I thought I could eat but DAMN!!!
I ordered the 1 lb burger at Fuddruckers because the girl misunderstood my directions when I asked for a 2/3 lb.  I forced the whole thing down but couldn't move for about 12 hours from being in a food stooper.

Little Caesar's opened a new store in town today. $5 pizza FTW! Crazy Bread FTW!
I didn't know these still existed.  They closed up all of their franchises here in Texas.  We used to pull a scam on them in HS.  They used to have a policy that if you called in and complained of a pizza made improperly on a previous order, they'd replace your pizza with one for free.  Apparently they didn't use computers back then because we ran the scam about once a month for years.  I remember eating a huge double sized square pizza in the bed of my truck at Beefy's house when we were both in college. 
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Gamplayerx on February 24, 2007, 12:18:58 AM
I've never had Little Caesar's.  But I've seen the commercials.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Jessie on February 24, 2007, 12:20:29 AM
I was gonna say something about The Noid, but then I realized that was Dominos.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: dazie on February 24, 2007, 10:09:10 AM
We call Little Caesars "Petit Mal" pizza.

Cuz we're nerds.


(little caesars --> little seizures --> petit mal)
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: swolt on February 24, 2007, 10:54:03 AM
I *heart* Little Caesars so so much. The only one we had in town closed years ago. It made me tears.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: eo000 on February 24, 2007, 11:48:22 PM
we've got one pretty close to our house. i like the italian cheese bread..

FUHGETABODIT!
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: DownSouth on February 27, 2007, 12:15:28 PM
I think Little Caesars closed here.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: ReBurn on February 28, 2007, 07:19:29 AM
They close here, too. But then they opened one up. And the pizza is actually ready when you get there, if you want cheese or pepperoni. Walk in, buy pizza, and leave. Everything should be so simple and pleasurable. Like popping pimples, just with pizza.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Jessie on February 28, 2007, 08:38:14 AM
I had a $5 little ceasar's pepperoni pizza for dinner last night.  I actually had to wait like 3 minutes while the dude cut it, because they'd ran out.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Dry then Catch on February 28, 2007, 01:00:30 PM
Quote from: Jessie on February 24, 2007, 12:20:29 AM
I was gonna say something about The Noid, but then I realized that was Dominos.

remember that weird brown puppet
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Alice on February 28, 2007, 03:15:41 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on February 28, 2007, 01:00:30 PM
Quote from: Jessie on February 24, 2007, 12:20:29 AM
I was gonna say something about The Noid, but then I realized that was Dominos.

remember that weird brown puppet
Rowlph?  Fozzie?  Rizzo?  Barkley? Luto? Snuffalupagus? Sweetums?
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Dry then Catch on February 28, 2007, 05:06:17 PM
Quote from: Alice on February 28, 2007, 03:15:41 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on February 28, 2007, 01:00:30 PM
Quote from: Jessie on February 24, 2007, 12:20:29 AM
I was gonna say something about The Noid, but then I realized that was Dominos.

remember that weird brown puppet
Rowlph?  Fozzie?  Rizzo?  Barkley? Luto? Snuffalupagus? Sweetums?


that weird brown domino puppet
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Dry then Catch on February 28, 2007, 05:08:00 PM
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Bad_Andy

why is there a wiki for muppets
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Jessie on February 28, 2007, 05:12:12 PM
2000 is not old enough to get nostalgic over.
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Beefy on February 28, 2007, 05:45:44 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on February 28, 2007, 05:08:00 PM
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Bad_Andy

why is there a wiki for muppets

That reminds me of...

http://www.youtube.com/v/rcARaOBgYbE
Title: Re: The Works
Post by: Jessie on February 28, 2007, 06:27:48 PM
That reminds me that I watched most of Meet the Feebles the other day.  How odd.