Today's song stuck in my head

[Listener]

Jonathan Coulton, "First of May"



I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said I'm sick and tired of winter
And I wish that it was spring
And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast
Began to sing

And he sang
Ooh ooh child, what'd you think the cold winter's gonna last forever?
Ooh ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together
Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

I thanked him for the information
I cried a little when he flew away
I watched an episode of The People's Court
And I tried to plan my day
I called up my old lady
She wasn't home so I called my girl
I asked her if she'd like to join me as I
Entertain the world

And I said
Ooh ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off
Ooh ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off
Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

So we went to the park together
We were walking in the midday sun
We met all kinds of people and we
We fucked everyone
We fucked a lady who sells ice cream
We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei
Everyone who needed fucking well they
They got fucked today

So come on
Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
Ooh ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you
Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

[Alice]

Hands touch, eyes meet
Sudden silence, sudden heat
Hearts leap in a giddy whirl
He could be that boy
But I'm not that girl:

Don't dream too far
Don't lose sight of who you are
Don't remember that rush of joy
He could be that boy
I'm not that girl

Ev'ry so often we long to steal
To the land of what-might-have-been
But that doesn't soften the ache we feel
When reality sets back in

Blithe smile, lithe limb
She who's winsome, she wins him
Gold hair with a gentle curl
That's the girl he chose
And Heaven knows
I'm not that girl:

Don't wish, don't start
Wishing only wounds the heart
I wasn't born for the rose and the pearl
There's a girl I know
He loves her so
I'm not that girl.

[pumpkineye]

Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children
I'll laugh until my head comes off
I'll swallow till I burst
Until I burst
Until I

Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?
I have seen too much
I haven't seen enough
You haven't seen it
I'll laugh until my head comes off
Women and children first
And children first
And children

Here I'm alllowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

Ice age coming
Ice age coming
Let me hear both sides
Let me hear both sides
Let me hear both
Ice age coming
Ice age coming
Throw it on the fire
Throw it on the fire
Throw it on the

We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening
We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening
Mobiles skwrking
Mobiles chirping
Take the money run
Take the money run
Take the money

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

The first of the children

[Listener]

Rent:  "Out Tonight"

MIMI
What's the time
Well it's gotta be close to midnight
My body's talking to me
It says "Time for danger"

It says "I wanna commit a crime
Wanna be the cause of a fight
Wanna put on my tight skirt and flirt
With a stranger"

I've had a knack from way back
Breaking the rules once
I learned the games
Get up life's too quick
I know someplace sick
Where this chick'll dance in the flames
We don't need any money
I always get in for free
You can get in too if you get in with me

Let's go out tonight
I have to go out tonight
You wanna play? Let's run away
We won't be back
Before it's New Year's Day
Take me out tonight! Meow!
When I get a wink from the doorman
Do you know how lucky you'll be?
That you're on line with the feline of Avenue B

Let's go out tonight
I have to go out tonight
You wanna prowl
Be my night owl?
Well take my hand we're gonna howl
Out tonight

In the evening I've got to roam
Can't sleep in the city of neon and chrome
Feels too damn much like home
When the Spanish babies cry!

So let's find a bar
So dark we forget who we are
Where all the scars from the
Nevers and maybes die

Let's go out tonight uh-huh
I have to go out tonight
You're sweet wanna hit the street?
Wanna wail at the moon like a cat in heat?
Just take me out tonight

Please take me out tonight
Don't forsake me - out tonight
I'll let you make me - out tonight
Tonight - tonight - tonight!

[Beefy]

Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children
I'll laugh until my head comes off
I'll swallow till I burst
Until I burst
Until I

Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?
I have seen too much
I haven't seen enough
You haven't seen it
I'll laugh until my head comes off
Women and children first
And children first
And children

Here I'm alllowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

Ice age coming
Ice age coming
Let me hear both sides
Let me hear both sides
Let me hear both
Ice age coming
Ice age coming
Throw it on the fire
Throw it on the fire
Throw it on the

We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening
We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening
Mobiles skwrking
Mobiles chirping
Take the money run
Take the money run
Take the money

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

The first of the children

I just realized what that was.  Awesome.

[pumpkineye]

Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children
I'll laugh until my head comes off
I'll swallow till I burst
Until I burst
Until I

Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?
I have seen too much
I haven't seen enough
You haven't seen it
I'll laugh until my head comes off
Women and children first
And children first
And children

Here I'm alllowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

Ice age coming
Ice age coming
Let me hear both sides
Let me hear both sides
Let me hear both
Ice age coming
Ice age coming
Throw it on the fire
Throw it on the fire
Throw it on the

We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening
We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening
Mobiles skwrking
Mobiles chirping
Take the money run
Take the money run
Take the money

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

The first of the children

I just realized what that was.  Awesome.

i've listened to it about 15 times in the last 2 days.... cant...........stop..........pressing......... repeat

[Gamplayerx]

What is it?

[Beefy]

What is it?

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Idioteque-lyrics-Radiohead/33DEC329EBA959D848256989002B5B48

[Alice]

GALINDA
(spoken) Elphie - now that we're friends, I've decided to
make you my new project.

ELPHABA
(spoken) You really don't have to do that

GALINDA
(spoken) I know. That's what makes me so nice!
(sung) Whenever I see someone
Less fortunate than I
(And let's face it - who isn't
Less fortunate than I?)
My tender heart
Tends to start to bleed
And when someone needs a makeover
I simply have to take over
I know I know exactly what they need
And even in your case
Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
Follow my lead
And yes, indeed
You will be:

Popular!
You're gonna be popular!
I'll teach you the proper ploys
When you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce
I'll show you what shoes to wear
How to fix your hair
Everything that really counts

To be popular
I'll help you be popular!
You'll hang with the right cohorts
You'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to know
So let's start
'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:

Don't be offended by my frank analysis
Think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
Sister and adviser
There's nobody wiser
Not when it comes to popular -
I know about popular
And with an assist from me
To be who you'll bee
Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:
There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming popu-
Ler: lar:

La la la la
We're gonna make
You popular

When I see depressing creatures
With unprepossessing features
I remind them on their own behalf
To think of
Celebrated heads of state or
Specially great communicators
Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me laugh!

They were popular! Please -
It's all about popular!
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Very very popular
Like me!

(spoken) Why, Miss Elphaba, look at you. You're beautiful.

ELPHABA(spoken) I - I have to go:

GALINDA
(spoken) You're welcome!
(sung) And though you protest
Your disinterest
I know clandestinely
You're gonna grin and bear it
Your new found popularity
La la la la
You'll be popular -
Just not as quite as popular
As me!

[Bennyhana]

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza....."

It's not in my head yet, but it's playing right now, so it will be in my head soon.

[Alice]

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza....."

It's not in my head yet, but it's playing right now, so it will be in my head soon.

At least it's not the macarena. 

[ReBurn]

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza....."

It's not in my head yet, but it's playing right now, so it will be in my head soon.

At least it's not the macarena. 

Gah, reading macarena put that dang cha-cha slide song in my head.  I must have some weird associative thing going on.

[Beefy]

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza....."

It's not in my head yet, but it's playing right now, so it will be in my head soon.

At least it's not the macarena. 

Gah, reading macarena put that dang cha-cha slide song in my head.  I must have some weird associative thing going on.

Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves!

[Listener]

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza....."

It's not in my head yet, but it's playing right now, so it will be in my head soon.

[Jessie]

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza....."

It's not in my head yet, but it's playing right now, so it will be in my head soon.

At least it's not the macarena. 

Gah, reading macarena put that dang cha-cha slide song in my head.  I must have some weird associative thing going on.

I love that song.

[Listener]

Utada Hikaru, "Simple and Clean"

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

You're giving me too many things
Lately you're all I need
You smiled at me and said,

Don't get me wrong I love you
But does that mean I have to meet your father?
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said "No,
I don't think life is quite that simple"

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

The daily things
that keep us all busy
all confusing me thats when u came to me and said,

Wish i could prove i love you
but does that mean i have to walk on water?
When we are older you'll understand
It's enough when i say so,
And maybe somethings are that simple

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

[Gamplayerx]

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza....."

It's not in my head yet, but it's playing right now, so it will be in my head soon.

At least it's not the macarena. 

Gah, reading macarena put that dang cha-cha slide song in my head.  I must have some weird associative thing going on.

I love that song.

Which?  I need to know specifically what to mock you for.

[Jessie]

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza....."

It's not in my head yet, but it's playing right now, so it will be in my head soon.

At least it's not the macarena. 

Gah, reading macarena put that dang cha-cha slide song in my head.  I must have some weird associative thing going on.

I love that song.

Which?  I need to know specifically what to mock you for.

This is for all the imitators, perpetrators and haters
This is something new
The Casper Slide part 2
Featuring the platinum band
And this time
We're gonna get funky (funky, funky, funky)
Funky (funky, funky, funky)

Everybody clap your hands
Clap, clap, clap, clap your hands
Clap, clap, clap, clap your hands

Alright now
We're gonna to do the basic step
To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Cha Cha real smooth
Turn it out

To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Cha Cha now y'all

Lasttime to get funky
To the right now
To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
One hop this time
Right foot 2 stomps
Left foot 2 stomps
Slide to the left
Slide to the right
Chris cross
Chris cross
Cha Cha real smooth
Let's go to work

To the left
Take it back now y'all
2 hops this time
2 hops this time
Right foot 2 stomps
Left foot 2 stomps
Hands on your knees, Hands on your knees
Get funky with it
Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah
Common, Cha Cha now y'all
Turn it out

To the left
Take it back now y'all
5 hops this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Right foot again
Left foot again
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Freeze
Everybody clap your hands

Common y'all
Check it out y'all

How low can you go
Can you go down low
All the way to the floor
How low can you go
Can you bring it to the top
Like you'll never never stop
Can you bring it to the top
One hop
Right foot now
Left foot now y'all
Cha Cha real smooth
Turn it out

To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
One hop this time
Reverse
Reverse
Slide to the left
Slide to the right
Reverse, reverse
Reverse, reverse
Cha Cha now y'all
Cha Cha again
Cha Cha now y'all
Cha Cha again
Turn it out

To the left
Take it back now y'all
2 hops, 2 hops
2 hops, 2 hops
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Charlie Brown

Hop it out now
Slide to the right
Slide to the left
Take it back now y'all
Cha Cha now y'all
Turn it out

To the left
Take it back now y'all
3 hops this time
Right foot now
Left foot now y'all
Cha Cha it out
Turn it out

Be looking out for part 3
It's gonna to be coming to you soon
But right now, we're gonna keep this groove

Here we go, to the right, to the right y'all
To the left
Take it back now y'all
4 hops this time
Right foot now
Left foot now
Cha Cha now y'all
Cha Cha again
Cha Cha again
Turn it out

Take it back now y'all
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
6 hops this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Right foot 2 stomps
Left foot 2 stomps
Chris cross

Slide to the left
Slide to the right
Let me hear you clap your hands
Cha Cha now
Cha Cha again
Turn it out

To the left
Take it back now y'all
2 hops, 2 hops
2 hops, 2 hops
Right foot 2 stomps
Left foot 2 stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees
Ohhh yeah
Get funky with it
Get down now y'all
Common, common
Cha Cha now y'all
Let's go to work

As I told you before
This is the Casper Slide Part 2
I am the originator of this slide
If anybody tells you any different
They're telling you dead wrong
So in the mean time and in between time
I'm outta here
Platinum take 'em home

Ohhh yeah
Mmm hmm
Yeah (yeah)
Do that stuff (do that stuff), do it (do it)
Ohhh yeah
I'm outta here y'all
Peace

[Gamplayerx]

Oh, that.  How low CAN you go?  The cha cha slide has almost replaced hot, hot, hot and the electric slide as the most overplayed songs on cruise ships.

[Gamplayerx]

By the way, I hear ReBurn does a mean cha cha slide.

[ReBurn]

By the way, I hear ReBurn does a mean cha cha slide.

Let's go to work!

[Number 6]

i just spent five days at the 'happiest' place on earth....and the entire time this song was either in my head or playing in the ipod

Someday I'll take you to Disneyland
We'll go on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, and follow him straight to hell
But that's not necessary just now
For now hell's all around us
Now rubber devils, no smell of sulphur
But hell nonetheless
Hell more grotesque than any medieval woodcut

Instead of dramatic demons: a lifeless shuffling horde
Without souls, without imagination, without worth
And beyond redemption

Someday I'll take you to Disneyland
I'll buy you a pair of mouse-ears
Tons of cotton candy
And a big helium balloon with Mickey inside

But all that can wait
Today I'll buy you a 357. Magnum, with lots and lots of bullets
I'll buy you a stack of AK-47's, and a warehouse filled with banana clips
All loaded, and ready to go
I'll buy you a B52 loaded with neutron bombs
And lots of soldiers, to do whatever is necessary

Disneyland can wait
We have time
Someday there'll be more of us
Maybe then the world can be Disneyland
And visiting hell will be noble again

[Beefy]

i just spent five days at the 'happiest' place on earth....

Why?

[Number 6]

it was my birthday and i thought it would be fun....and it was....you know i find that when i am in large groups of people i do not
know....that i handle myself better than most....i can only assume that it is due to the fact that i walk into the situation having little or no respect and trust for them and thus have no expectations as to how they should act....and thus when they act like the assholes that i already know they are it does not surprise or upset me....this is not the same for others....so really the most fun i had was listening to people complain about people....whether it be the people i went with....who complained allot....almost all the time whilst in the park....or listening in on other peoples conversations while waiting in line.....i just found it very entertaining to know that it takes the happiest place on earth to show people that other people are assholes....and for me it was like watching a personal show of revelation....almost like it was all for me....mainly due to the fact that none of these people realized the way they were acting and knowing that they will all return to their mundane existence thinking they had a great time....when in fact they do not realize that they spent most of that time talking shit about everyone else around them....

i honestly think that i will visit disney every year

[Beefy]

They don't really touch on that aspect of the Disney Experience in the brochure.