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Started by Jessie, April 18, 2005, 11:55:53 AM

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ignom

Hey baby
You gotta remember
I'm forever your girl
Baby forever...and ever and ever
(You know I am)

Baby pick your head up
Come on and look me in the face
Cuz I can tell that somethin'
Is bringin' you down
(Why are you down?)

Is it the rumor
That another boy
Wants to take your place
(I hear he's after your heart)
Have you been hearin' the stories
They're goin' around
(All of my friends are talkin')

Baby just remember I gave you my heart
Ain't no one gonna tear us apart
He could promise the moon
And the stars above
Even if he promised me the world

Just remember I'm forever your gurl
He could promise the world
You gotta remember
I'm forever your girl

Honey listen to me
Your love is all I need
You should know that I don't need nothin'
That money can buy
(JUST PROMISE YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE ME!)
So if a boy were to come along
And try to make me leave you
(Girl I'd go out of my mind)
There'd be no need to worry
I'm tellin' you why
(I need to hear that you really love me)

Baby don't you know that I love you
And I'd never put nobody above you
He could promise the moon and the stars above
Even if he promised me the world

Just remember I'm forever your girl
He could promise the world
You gotta remember
I'm forever your girl

I'm forever your baby
Just remember I'm forever your girl
He could promise the world
You gotta remember
I'm forever your girl

When the mountains crumble into the sea
That's the day someone'll come
Between you and me

Baby just remember I gave you my heart
(Tell me) ain't no one gonna tear us apart
Baby he could promise me diamonds
Even if he promised me pearls
Honey you know I ain't lyin'
Listen as I tell it to the world

You gotta remember baby remember
You gotta remember
I'm forever your girl

Baby forever and ever and ever
We'll be together
I'm forever your girl
Baby forever and ever and ever
You gotta remember
I'm forever...
Hey baby he could promise the world

Girl you know I love you
And I always will
If we live 'til forever
I'll be lovin' you
I'll be lovin' you still

I'm forever your girl
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

eo000

QuoteAh ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack faaaack
Fuck I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

I never seen no shit like this
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick
Of course it is
This bitch don't know what abortion is
So I can't cum in her
Fucks like a porn star
Looks like jenna
Fuck I'm gonna
Cum
I think my rubbers coming off
But oh it's so fuckin wet and soft
Fuck I'm gonna start letting off
I'm squirting and she's not getting off
And she's on top
I'm gonna fucking, oh god
Oh don't do that
Don't stop
Stop, don't, I don't mean don't stop
Ah Wait a minute
Oh ohh fack
I'm gonna fucking cum

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Oh wow ooh black cow
Ooh ow i need a cigarette now
oh I'm so fucking hot and your so fuckin hot
Oh my God
I wanna facking fack
No, not fuck
I said fack
F A C K F A C K
fack fack fack facking freak me
oh yeah girl c baby
They call me mr freaky
Lets call your sister threeway
Have some threesome
Me so horny
And your such a fuckin babe
I wanna go down on u
Fack u shave
Oh god damn
here I go again
I'm gonna cum, I am

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Ok I'm done
I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all out of gas
Not so fast
Ah Your finger just went in my ass'
Ahh that hurts take it out now
Oh wait a minute nooo put it back in
In in in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs
Boobs boobs
Now See that gerbil
Grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole
Oh yeah right there, right there
Uhhh I'm cumming
Oh yeah
Fack I just came again
Ok pull it out now
Oh fuck yeah
Wait he's not out
He's still crawling around up there
Oh fack I think it's stuck
Oh but it feels so fucking good

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Ewww
Eww ewww ewww


:-\

Beefy

Quote from: eo000 on December 10, 2005, 07:38:25 PM
QuoteAh ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack faaaack
Fuck I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

I never seen no shit like this
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick
Of course it is
This bitch don't know what abortion is
So I can't cum in her
Fucks like a porn star
Looks like jenna
Fuck I'm gonna
Cum
I think my rubbers coming off
But oh it's so fuckin wet and soft
Fuck I'm gonna start letting off
I'm squirting and she's not getting off
And she's on top
I'm gonna fucking, oh god
Oh don't do that
Don't stop
Stop, don't, I don't mean don't stop
Ah Wait a minute
Oh ohh fack
I'm gonna fucking cum

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Oh wow ooh black cow
Ooh ow i need a cigarette now
oh I'm so fucking hot and your so fuckin hot
Oh my God
I wanna facking fack
No, not fuck
I said fack
F A C K F A C K
fack fack fack facking freak me
oh yeah girl c baby
They call me mr freaky
Lets call your sister threeway
Have some threesome
Me so horny
And your such a fuckin babe
I wanna go down on u
Fack u shave
Oh god damn
here I go again
I'm gonna cum, I am

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Ok I'm done
I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all out of gas
Not so fast
Ah Your finger just went in my ass'
Ahh that hurts take it out now
Oh wait a minute nooo put it back in
In in in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs
Boobs boobs
Now See that gerbil
Grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole
Oh yeah right there, right there
Uhhh I'm cumming
Oh yeah
Fack I just came again
Ok pull it out now
Oh fuck yeah
Wait he's not out
He's still crawling around up there
Oh fack I think it's stuck
Oh but it feels so fucking good

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Ewww
Eww ewww ewww


:-\

I sang that when I volunteered at that Assisted Living Facility last week.

Gamplayerx

What a lovely and romantic song!

ReBurn

11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

swolt

It's a god-awful small affair
To the girl with the mousy hair
But her mummy is yelling "No"
And her daddy has told her to go
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen
But the film is a saddening bore
For she's lived it ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the Lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?
It's on Amerikas tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
But the film is a saddening bore
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the Lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?
A clever man commits no minor blunders.

Listener

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel - South Park
Kyle: Okay Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah. This is called a 'Dreidel'. You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song..

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play.
Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
Kyle: Now you try it Ike. Just spin it with your fingers like this..
[ike sings mini song to the tune]

Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing?
Kyle: Oh, hey Cartman.. We're playing dreidel, you wanna try?
Cartman: Sure!

Cartman: Here's a little dreidel
That's small and made of clay
But i'm not gonna play with it
'Cos dreidel's fucking gay.

Kyle: Hey, Shut your mouth, fatass!
C: Jews, play stupid games..
Jews, that's why they're lame.

|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame.
|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
|| I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
|| With Dreidel I shall play.

Stan: Hey, what's going on? Oh, it's that hanukkah thing..
Cartman: It's soooo amazing! You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round, I could watch it all day..
Stan: Let me try..

Stan: I'll try to make it spin..
It fell, i'll try again.

|| K: Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame.

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame!

Sheila: Hello Boys!
Kyle: Hi mom!
Sheila: Oh, how precious! You bots are all playing dreidel.. now you know that dreidel is a time-honoured tradition for the hebrew people.
Cartman: Yes we know, Ms Broflovski, it's so very insteresting..
Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
You'll know, our people always win!
|| Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our people always win!
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame!

Kyle: Oh, hi dad!
Gerald: Hello everybody.. say, can I join in?
Kyle: Sure..
K: I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall..
Everybody!

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame.
|| Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our people always win!
|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
|| You're so hot, on that show..

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame!
|| Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our people always win!
|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
|| You're so hot, on that show..

Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
You're so hot, on that show..
Courtney Cox, I.. uh?
Kyle: Dad, we're singing about a dreidel.
Gerald: Oh, sorry..
Sheila: We'll talk about this later, Gerald!

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame.
|| Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our people always win!
|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
|| You're so hot, on that show..

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Drei-del-I-shall-plaaaay!
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, I-will-try-a-gaaaiin!
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that-is-why-they're-laaaame!
|| Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our peo-ple-al-ways-wiiiiinn!
|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
|| You're so hot, Court-ney-I-love-yooooou!

dazie

Depeche Mode...

Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there

Feeling unknown
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I'll make you a believer

Take second best
Put me to the test
Things on your chest
You need to confess
I will deliver
You know I'm a forgiver

Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith

Your own personal Jesus...

Feeling unknown
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I'll make you a believer

I will deliver
You know I'm a forgiver

Reach out and touch faith

Your own personal Jesus

Reach out and touch faith
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Alice

QuoteOne Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there
And she almost knocked me dead
Punk rock girl please look at me
Punk rock girl what do you see?
Let's travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl

I tapped her on the shoulder
And said do you have a beau?
She looked at me and smiled
And said she did not know
Punk rock girl give me a chance
Punk rock girl let's go slamdance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me punk rock girl

We went to the Phillie Pizza Company
And ordered some hot tea
The waitress said "Well no
We only have it iced"
So we jumped up on the table
And shouted "anarchy"
And someone played a Beach Boys song
On the jukebox
It was "California Dreamin'"
So we started screamin'
"On such a winter's day"

She took me to her parents
For a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me
And he began to squeal
Punk rock girl it makes no sense
Punk rock girl your dad is the Vice President
Rich as the Duke of Earl
Yeah you're for me punk rock girl

We went to a shopping mall
And laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us
To a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon
They said "He don't work here"
We said "If you don't got Mojo Nixon
Then your store could use some fixin'"

We got into a car
Away we started rollin'
I said "How much you pay for this?"
She said "Nothing man, it's stolen"
Punk rock girl you look so wild
Punk rock girl let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me
Eating fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl

cnamon

Dear Dazie,

I have been listening to that song all weekend.  Thanks for keeping in. my. head. another. day.

Go stand in the corner.

Love always,

Dots

Jessie

I love you I love you I looooove you.  I've known it from the start.

What is that?
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

Alice- I heard that song on the radio the other day and was singing along with it at the top of my lungs.  My kids now think they have further proof of my growing dementia.

Sorry Cn- sing "Puff the Magic Dragon" instead, see if that helps.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Alice

Quote from: dazie on December 12, 2005, 11:19:55 AM
Alice- I heard that song on the radio the other day and was singing along with it at the top of my lungs.  My kids now think they have further proof of my growing dementia.

Sorry Cn- sing "Puff the Magic Dragon" instead, see if that helps.

I love the Dead Milkmen.  It was on the radio yesterday, followed by Anarchy in the U.K.  I was a very happy Alice.  :)

dazie

Quote from: Alice on December 12, 2005, 11:22:19 AM
Quote from: dazie on December 12, 2005, 11:19:55 AM
Alice- I heard that song on the radio the other day and was singing along with it at the top of my lungs.  My kids now think they have further proof of my growing dementia.

Sorry Cn- sing "Puff the Magic Dragon" instead, see if that helps.

I love the Dead Milkmen.  It was on the radio yesterday, followed by Anarchy in the U.K.  I was a very happy Alice.  :)

This weird station here followed it up with Rancid.  It really jacked my groove. 
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Alice

Quote from: dazie on December 12, 2005, 11:23:57 AM
Quote from: Alice on December 12, 2005, 11:22:19 AM
Quote from: dazie on December 12, 2005, 11:19:55 AM
Alice- I heard that song on the radio the other day and was singing along with it at the top of my lungs.  My kids now think they have further proof of my growing dementia.

Sorry Cn- sing "Puff the Magic Dragon" instead, see if that helps.

I love the Dead Milkmen.  It was on the radio yesterday, followed by Anarchy in the U.K.  I was a very happy Alice.  :)

This weird station here followed it up with Rancid.  It really jacked my groove. 
I like Rancid too.  :D

dazie

Quote from: Alice on December 12, 2005, 11:25:55 AM
Quote from: dazie on December 12, 2005, 11:23:57 AM
Quote from: Alice on December 12, 2005, 11:22:19 AM
Quote from: dazie on December 12, 2005, 11:19:55 AM
Alice- I heard that song on the radio the other day and was singing along with it at the top of my lungs.  My kids now think they have further proof of my growing dementia.

Sorry Cn- sing "Puff the Magic Dragon" instead, see if that helps.

I love the Dead Milkmen.  It was on the radio yesterday, followed by Anarchy in the U.K.  I was a very happy Alice.  :)

This weird station here followed it up with Rancid.  It really jacked my groove. 
I like Rancid too.  :D

I'm meh on Rancid, so it wasn't a HUGE thing, but it was such a different feel. 
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ReBurn

Quote from: dazie on December 12, 2005, 11:26:40 AM
Quote from: Alice on December 12, 2005, 11:25:55 AM
Quote from: dazie on December 12, 2005, 11:23:57 AM
Quote from: Alice on December 12, 2005, 11:22:19 AM
Quote from: dazie on December 12, 2005, 11:19:55 AM
Alice- I heard that song on the radio the other day and was singing along with it at the top of my lungs.  My kids now think they have further proof of my growing dementia.

Sorry Cn- sing "Puff the Magic Dragon" instead, see if that helps.

I love the Dead Milkmen.  It was on the radio yesterday, followed by Anarchy in the U.K.  I was a very happy Alice.  :)

This weird station here followed it up with Rancid.  It really jacked my groove. 
I like Rancors too.  :D

I'm meh on Ranors, so it wasn't a HUGE thing, but it was such a different feel. 
Rancors are huge.  But I don't see how you got close enough to feel one without being eaten.  Was it dead?
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

cnamon


dazie

Quote from: cnamon on December 12, 2005, 11:29:41 AM
Quote from: Jessie on December 12, 2005, 11:29:06 AM
Fine, don't answer me.
Looks like Michele by the Beatles.

I'm inclined to agree, but there's something in the back of my head that says no...
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

cnamon

Quote from: dazie on December 12, 2005, 11:48:58 AM
Quote from: cnamon on December 12, 2005, 11:29:41 AM
Quote from: Jessie on December 12, 2005, 11:29:06 AM
Fine, don't answer me.
Looks like Michele by the Beatles.

I'm inclined to agree, but there's something in the back of my head that says no...
Michelle, ma belle.
These are words that go together well,
My michelle.

Michelle, ma belle.
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble,
Tres bien ensemble.

I love you, I love you, I love you.
That's all I want to say.
Until I find a way
I will say the only words I know that
You'll understand.

I need you, I need you, I need you.
I need to make you see,
Oh, what you mean to me.
Until I do I'm hoping you will
Know what I mean.

I love you.

I want you, I want you, I want you.
I think you know by now
I'll get to you somehow.
Until I do I'm telling you so
You'll understand.

I will say the only words I know that
You'll understand, my michelle.

It isn't Michelle, but it is in my head now. :D

Jessie

That might be it.  I'm not sure.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

Quote from: ReBurn on December 12, 2005, 11:28:33 AM
Quote from: dazie on December 12, 2005, 11:26:40 AM
Quote from: Alice on December 12, 2005, 11:25:55 AM
Quote from: dazie on December 12, 2005, 11:23:57 AM
Quote from: Alice on December 12, 2005, 11:22:19 AM
Quote from: dazie on December 12, 2005, 11:19:55 AM
Alice- I heard that song on the radio the other day and was singing along with it at the top of my lungs.  My kids now think they have further proof of my growing dementia.

Sorry Cn- sing "Puff the Magic Dragon" instead, see if that helps.

I love the Dead Milkmen.  It was on the radio yesterday, followed by Anarchy in the U.K.  I was a very happy Alice.  :)

This weird station here followed it up with Rancid.  It really jacked my groove. 
I like Rancors too.  :D

I'm meh on Ranors, so it wasn't a HUGE thing, but it was such a different feel. 
Rancors are huge.  But I don't see how you got close enough to feel one without being eaten.  Was it dead?

And you thought they smelled bad... on the outside!

(not a rancor reference, but the geek is weak in this one)
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Jessie

When I'm all through if I haven't been what they think I should be
If the total isn't high enough when they figure me
When I grow old if there's no gray from worry in my hair
What do I care what do I care
What do I care just as long as you were mine a little while
When the road was long and weary you gave me a few good mile
What do I care if I miss a goal because I make a slip
I'll still be satisfied because I tasted your sweet lips
What do I care if I never have much money
And sometimes my table looks a little bare
Anything that I may miss is made up for each time we kiss
You love me and I love you so what do I care
[ guitar ]
What do I care just as long...
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

grace

friday night i'm going nowhere
all the lights are changing green to red
turning over tv stations
situations running through my head
well looking back in time
you know it's clear that i've been blind
i've been a fool
to ever open up my heart
to all that jealousy, that bitterness, that ridicule

saturday i'm running wild
and all the lights are changing red to green
moving through the crowd i'm pushing
chemicals all rushing through my bloodstream
only wish that you were here
you know i'm seeing it so clear
i've been afraid
to tell you how i really feel
admit to some of those bad mistakes i've made

if you want
come and get it
crying out loud
the love that i was
giving you was
never in doubt
let go of your heart
let go fo your head
and feel it now

babylon....