This weekend's prize

[Youphoric]

For being "The coolest other person in the room"

124 poptarts.


That's right, one hundred twenty four.

[Jessie]

Who won?

[Youphoric]

Who won?

Oh, sorry, me.

I brought a stack in for lunch today.

[Jessie]

Were all 124 the same flavor?

[Youphoric]

Yep, all maple and brown sugar.

Last time there was a prize like this is was 265 "pudding in a tube" which THANKFULLY my brother kept to himself.

/random bonuses of working in the army kitchens...

[Jessie]

I like strawberry and fudge.  I don't care so much for the maple and brown sugar.

[Jessie]

I just realized that fudge is a gross sounding word.

[Youphoric]

I just realized that fudge is a gross sounding word.

Only if you follow it by "packer" "sniffer" "eater" "love" ....

[Jessie]

I just realized that fudge is a gross sounding word.

Only if you follow it by "packer" "sniffer" "eater" "love" ....

You know what I love about you?  I love how ladylike you are.

Just like me.

[Youphoric]

I just realized that fudge is a gross sounding word.

Only if you follow it by "packer" "sniffer" "eater" "love" ....

You know what I love about you?  I love how ladylike you are.

Just like me.

Well, I HAVE been mistaken for a boy and a man on more than one occasion...

[Youphoric]

I just realized that fudge is a gross sounding word.

Only if you follow it by "packer" "sniffer" "eater" "love" ....

You know what I love about you?  I love how ladylike you are.

Just like me.

Well, I HAVE been mistaken for a boy and a man on more than one occasion...

One of the times, when I was 14 or 15 a little girl came up to me and said "are you a boy?"  and I said "no, I'm a girl"

She looked at me for a sec and said "Then how come you don't have any boobies?"



I died a little then.

[DownSouth]

Alrighty then!

[Jessie]

I just realized that fudge is a gross sounding word.

Only if you follow it by "packer" "sniffer" "eater" "love" ....

You know what I love about you?  I love how ladylike you are.

Just like me.

Well, I HAVE been mistaken for a boy and a man on more than one occasion...

One of the times, when I was 14 or 15 a little girl came up to me and said "are you a boy?"  and I said "no, I'm a girl"

She looked at me for a sec and said "Then how come you don't have any boobies?"



I died a little then.

HAHAHAHAHA

That's great.

I mean, sorry, and I can totally relate.

[dazie]

I just realized that fudge is a gross sounding word.

Only if you follow it by "packer" "sniffer" "eater" "love" ....

You know what I love about you?  I love how ladylike you are.

Just like me.

Well, I HAVE been mistaken for a boy and a man on more than one occasion...

One of the times, when I was 14 or 15 a little girl came up to me and said "are you a boy?"  and I said "no, I'm a girl"

She looked at me for a sec and said "Then how come you don't have any boobies?"



I died a little then.

HAHAHAHAHA

That's great.

I mean, sorry, and I can totally relate.

*wipes away tears*

Yup- those are tears of sisterly sadness, not raucous laughter.  Nope.  That laughter wasn't from me, it was from some terrible, uncaring clod.  Yup.  Not me laughing at all.

[meredith]

I've been mistaken for a woman quite a few times, and even when I didn't have long hair... 

There's a picture I'm sure you've all seen (convenience link below)... that night, we went into a McDonalds, and when I started speaking to the cashier, she immediately busted out laughing.  She thought I was a chick until I spoke!  I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not. 

http://hattmoward.org/images/photo/halloween_2000_01.jpg

[dazie]

I don't care if you are a man.
I - -I'm not a man.
I still don't care

(music swells, the lovers kiss)

What movie?

Hatt- you look like my friend's daughter in that picture.  Yikes.

[meredith]

Hatt- you look like my friend's daughter in that picture.  Yikes.

Tell your friend and his/her daughter that I'm sorry. 

[Youphoric]

I've been mistaken for a woman quite a few times, and even when I didn't have long hair... 

There's a picture I'm sure you've all seen (convenience link below)... that night, we went into a McDonalds, and when I started speaking to the cashier, she immediately busted out laughing.  She thought I was a chick until I spoke!  I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not. 

http://hattmoward.org/images/photo/halloween_2000_01.jpg

You slightly resemble Eddie Izard in that pic.  Slightly.


And now that I know you've done drag, I suggest you run away

[meredith]

You slightly resemble Eddie Izard in that pic.  Slightly.

And now that I know you've done drag, I suggest you run away

You saw it before, on "that other forum". I use pictures of me in drag to look cool. 

I had to GIS for Eddie Izzard. I don't see the slight resemblance, but I definitely see where you're coming from there. 

[Beefy]

I prefer the cnamon flavored Pop Tarts.

Or the Smores flavored ones.

[Youphoric]

You slightly resemble Eddie Izard in that pic.  Slightly.

And now that I know you've done drag, I suggest you run away

You saw it before, on "that other forum". I use pictures of me in drag to look cool. 

I had to GIS for Eddie Izzard. I don't see the slight resemblance, but I definitely see where you're coming from there. 

I think I've repressed all memories from "that other forum" so pardon my shortcoming

[Gamplayerx]

I have no idea what this thread is about, but it's always fun to look at hattmoward in a dress. 

[meredith]

I think I've repressed all memories from "that other forum" so pardon my shortcoming

Pardonned.

I have no idea what this thread is about, but it's always fun to look at hattmoward in a dress.

Umm, thank you?

I think the thread was about pop tarts, those soft, delicious rectangles full of magic.

[Gamplayerx]

I think the thread was about pop tarts, those soft, delicious rectangles full of magic.

Ah, I think I'm figuring it out.  Someone gave Youph some poptarts.  A whole lot of poptarts.  For a cool contest.  Yes, it all makes sense now.

[ignom]

Poptarts would be better if they were filled with ham and mozzarella.

[Jessie]

Poptarts would be better if they were filled with marinara and mozzarella.

That's more like it.

[Youphoric]

Poptarts would be better if they were filled with ham, broccoli, and cheesestuff.

That's more like it.

Agreed

[meredith]

Poptarts would be better if they were filled with the blood of infants.

That's more like it.

Agreed

Hey, everybody's doing it!

[Beefy]

Poptarts would be better if they were filled with the blood of JonBenet.

That's more like it.

Agreed

Hey, everybody's doing it!

Well, that explains a lot.

[meredith]

Poptarts would be better if they were filled with the blood of JonBenet.

That's more like it.

Agreed

Hey, everybody's doing it!

Well, that explains a lot.

Much like bathing in blood, I hear it helps keep your insides moist and fresh.