Burned Popcorn

[sapphirehart]

One of the girls in the sales department just burned a bag of popcorn and the smell is drifting down the hall.  It's nasty!

[cnamon]

That thought made me sad...what a waste of good popcorn.

You should throw packs of Sqwincher at her.

[DownSouth]

Gamp loves that smell.

[Jessie]

Gamp loves that smell.

Gamp is obviously crazy.

[ReBurn]

I thought Gamp's office had a no-popcorn policy?

[DownSouth]

It does.  I lied.

[nishi]

That thought made me sad...what a waste of good popcorn.

You should throw packs of Sqwincher at her.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[nishi]

I thought Gamp's office had a no-popcorn policy?

i think gamp herself *instituted* the no-popcorn policy.

[ReBurn]

Well, when Gamp talks, people listen.  I think EF Hutton learned from her.

[meredith]

I always screw up the popcorn.

I have to ask someone else to do it, like tying my shoes and picking out clothes.

[ignom]

Popcorn is teh suck.

[Gamplayerx]

Microwave popcorn accellerant or whatever they do to it fumes make me physically sick.

[DownSouth]

Microwave popcorn accellerant or whatever they do to it fumes make me physically sick.

She did actually leave early once because of the popcorn smell.

[Gamplayerx]

Microwave popcorn accellerant or whatever they do to it fumes make me physically sick.

She did actually leave early once because of the popcorn smell.

Actually, twice.  But the first time was about 8 years ago and I didn't know how to tell you all about it then.

[dazie]

Burned popcorn smell is the WORST!

After working at the movie theatres for a year and a half, I had to get all new clothes because that stench lingers.  I think I employed some of the dumbest people on earth.  Not a week went by when we didn't have at least one ruined batch of popcorn due to inattentiveness or just plain stupidity.

[ReBurn]

If you work in a movie theater do you get to see movies for free?  Because if you do then I might get a part-time job.

Oh, I like popcorn, too.

[dazie]

If you work in a movie theater do you get to see movies for free?  Because if you do then I might get a part-time job.

Oh, I like popcorn, too.

You do!  PLUS- if you have the keys to the place, you can show movies in the middle of the night for your friends, and drink all the soda and eat all the popcorn you want.

[Gamplayerx]

As long as it's not microwaved popcorn, I'm there!  Where do I apply?

[Gamplayerx]

I think my first event should be an all Jami Gertz night.  For Beefy.

[ReBurn]

Wow!!!  Will you invite me, too?

[Gamplayerx]

Wow!!!  Will you invite me, too?

How tall are you?

[dazie]

I think my first event should be an all Jami Gertz night.  For Beefy.

Well, it makes it easier if you want to watch the movies that are actually SHOWING at the theatre at that time...

[ReBurn]

Wow!!!  Will you invite me, too?

How tall are you?

Oh noes! 

[ReBurn]

You do!  PLUS- if you have the keys to the place, you can show movies in the middle of the night for your friends, and drink all the soda and eat all the popcorn you want.

They would never trust someone like me with the keys.  This I can assure you.

[Gamplayerx]

I think my first event should be an all Jami Gertz night.  For Beefy.

Well, it makes it easier if you want to watch the movies that are actually SHOWING at the theatre at that time...

Shh, you.  At my imaginary virtual theater, we show what we want.  And the large drink only costs a dollar.  And the gummi bears are all red and white.  And the floors aren't sticky.  And the seats are disinfected every couple of hours.