Unleashed

[Beefy]

Or, Jet Li's Lilo and Stitch.

Same basic storyline.

I found this to be very enjoyable.  I won't go into plot, as that really isn't the reason people will go to see this.  It worth mentioning that Jet holds his own opposite Morgan Freeman.  No slackers in the acting.

Now then, you probably want to know, how is the action when the leash comes off?

FUCKING PAINFUL.

No Wire-Fu.  Just fast, long, hard fights.  Things get crunched and broken in ways that will make you wince repeatedly.  These scenes needed to be ferocious for the central conceit of the film to work.  They are just that - ferocious.  Any doubts get washed aside immediately, as the film opens with a brutal fight of Jet versus hordes.

Guess who wins.

Fun flick.

Jet Li kicks ass.

[Alice]

Mmmmm, Jet Li.

[Youphoric]

Oh holy hell did I enjoy this movie.

Beef is right on with the fights.

Nothing fancy, no special effects, just full-on balls of fury.

It's also poignant.

I was weepy.  I was pumped.

Audience participation helps, too

[Beefy]

Out tomorrow on DVD with Unrated cut.

One of the more entertaining and fun films of the summer.

[ignom]

I still haven't seen it. But I will before the week is over. Or maybe not.

[VikingJuice]

I loved it too!!  And there's an actual plot you can care about aside from massively serious ass kicking.

And the brit chicky.....YOW!!!  Haaaaaaaaaaaawwwwtttttt.

[Dry then Catch]

thread necromancy always confuses me.  i thought holy crap youph crawled out of her hole to talk about Unreashed.
does the azn brutha get any action in this movie or is it more asexual stereotypes

[VikingJuice]

thread necromancy always confuses me.  i thought holy crap youph crawled out of her hole to talk about Unreashed.
does the azn brutha get any action in this movie or is it more asexual stereotypes

Okay, so an Asian guy making an Asian stereotype, are we allowed to laugh now?

[Mr. Ubiquity]

thread necromancy always confuses me.  i thought holy crap youph crawled out of her hole to talk about Unreashed.
does the azn brutha get any action in this movie or is it more asexual stereotypes

Okay, so an Asian guy making an Asian stereotype, are we allowed to laugh now?

no.  White man forcing his crude racist on other races causing htem to make fun of their own race as well.  That way whitie is innocent and can go out and offend others..

[VikingJuice]

thread necromancy always confuses me.  i thought holy crap youph crawled out of her hole to talk about Unreashed.
does the azn brutha get any action in this movie or is it more asexual stereotypes

Okay, so an Asian guy making an Asian stereotype, are we allowed to laugh now?

no.  White man forcing his crude racist on other races causing htem to make fun of their own race as well.  That way whitie is innocent and can go out and offend others..

And in Engrish, that means what exactly?

[Dry then Catch]

i believe im the only one allowed to make slurs in this whole board

[VikingJuice]

i believe im the only one allowed to make slurs in this whole board

Is that cause you're a Turkmenistan giant?  And if so, doesn't mean you can make racist jokes about the Jolly Green Giant?  Do you taunt him with slurs of "VERDE VERDE!!!" ?

[Mr. Ubiquity]

i believe im the only one allowed to make slurs in this whole board

possibly, but if you offend everyone does that make you an equal opprotunity asshole?

[Mr. Ubiquity]

thread necromancy always confuses me.  i thought holy crap youph crawled out of her hole to talk about Unreashed.
does the azn brutha get any action in this movie or is it more asexual stereotypes

Okay, so an Asian guy making an Asian stereotype, are we allowed to laugh now?

no.  White man forcing his crude racist on other races causing htem to make fun of their own race as well.  That way whitie is innocent and can go out and offend others..

And in Engrish, that means what exactly?

man, if you have to ask you will never know.   your oppressed too.  Just dont know it yet.

[VikingJuice]

thread necromancy always confuses me.  i thought holy crap youph crawled out of her hole to talk about Unreashed.
does the azn brutha get any action in this movie or is it more asexual stereotypes

Okay, so an Asian guy making an Asian stereotype, are we allowed to laugh now?

no.  White man forcing his crude racist on other races causing htem to make fun of their own race as well.  That way whitie is innocent and can go out and offend others..

And in Engrish, that means what exactly?

man, if you have to ask you will never know.   your oppressed too.  Just dont know it yet.

Yeah, as a white male I've always felt like I've been oppressed.  Must be the violence inherent in the system.

That and your post was pretty incoherent.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

thread necromancy always confuses me.  i thought holy crap youph crawled out of her hole to talk about Unreashed.
does the azn brutha get any action in this movie or is it more asexual stereotypes

Okay, so an Asian guy making an Asian stereotype, are we allowed to laugh now?

no.  White man forcing his crude racist on other races causing htem to make fun of their own race as well.  That way whitie is innocent and can go out and offend others..

And in Engrish, that means what exactly?

man, if you have to ask you will never know.   your oppressed too.  Just dont know it yet.

Yeah, as a white male I've always felt like I've been oppressed.  Must be the violence inherent in the system.

That and your post was pretty incoherent.

just tryin to fit in.

[Jessie]

thread necromancy always confuses me.  i thought holy crap youph crawled out of her hole to talk about Unreashed.
does the azn brutha get any action in this movie or is it more asexual stereotypes

Okay, so an Asian guy making an Asian stereotype, are we allowed to laugh now?

no.  White man forcing his crude racist on other races causing htem to make fun of their own race as well.  That way whitie is innocent and can go out and offend others..

And in Engrish, that means what exactly?

man, if you have to ask you will never know.   your oppressed too.  Just dont know it yet.

Yeah, as a white male I've always felt like I've been oppressed.  Must be the violence inherent in the system.

That and your post was pretty incoherent.

just tryin to fit in.

Nigga you think you got the shit in?
You gotta get in where you fit in, bitch
Motherfucker, you outta pocket, punk-ass bitch
Swoll-ass motherfucker, you can't fuck with the crew, nigga
You need to get in where you fit in
You stupid-ass bitch

[Mr. Ubiquity]

thread necromancy always confuses me.  i thought holy crap youph crawled out of her hole to talk about Unreashed.
does the azn brutha get any action in this movie or is it more asexual stereotypes

Okay, so an Asian guy making an Asian stereotype, are we allowed to laugh now?

no.  White man forcing his crude racist on other races causing htem to make fun of their own race as well.  That way whitie is innocent and can go out and offend others..

And in Engrish, that means what exactly?

man, if you have to ask you will never know.   your oppressed too.  Just dont know it yet.

Yeah, as a white male I've always felt like I've been oppressed.  Must be the violence inherent in the system.

That and your post was pretty incoherent.

just tryin to fit in.

Nigga you think you got the shit in?
You gotta get in where you fit in, bitch
Motherfucker, you outta pocket, punk-ass bitch
Swoll-ass motherfucker, you can't fuck with the crew, nigga
You need to get in where you fit in
You stupid-ass bitch

[Jessie]

thread necromancy always confuses me.  i thought holy crap youph crawled out of her hole to talk about Unreashed.
does the azn brutha get any action in this movie or is it more asexual stereotypes

Okay, so an Asian guy making an Asian stereotype, are we allowed to laugh now?

no.  White man forcing his crude racist on other races causing htem to make fun of their own race as well.  That way whitie is innocent and can go out and offend others..

And in Engrish, that means what exactly?

man, if you have to ask you will never know.   your oppressed too.  Just dont know it yet.

Yeah, as a white male I've always felt like I've been oppressed.  Must be the violence inherent in the system.

That and your post was pretty incoherent.

just tryin to fit in.

Nigga you think you got the shit in?
You gotta get in where you fit in, bitch
Motherfucker, you outta pocket, punk-ass bitch
Swoll-ass motherfucker, you can't fuck with the crew, nigga
You need to get in where you fit in
You stupid-ass bitch

It's a song.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

thread necromancy always confuses me.  i thought holy crap youph crawled out of her hole to talk about Unreashed.
does the azn brutha get any action in this movie or is it more asexual stereotypes

Okay, so an Asian guy making an Asian stereotype, are we allowed to laugh now?

no.  White man forcing his crude racist on other races causing htem to make fun of their own race as well.  That way whitie is innocent and can go out and offend others..

And in Engrish, that means what exactly?

man, if you have to ask you will never know.   your oppressed too.  Just dont know it yet.

Yeah, as a white male I've always felt like I've been oppressed.  Must be the violence inherent in the system.

That and your post was pretty incoherent.

just tryin to fit in.

Nigga you think you got the shit in?
You gotta get in where you fit in, bitch
Motherfucker, you outta pocket, punk-ass bitch
Swoll-ass motherfucker, you can't fuck with the crew, nigga
You need to get in where you fit in
You stupid-ass bitch

It's a song.

i caught that, didnt see how it related to the post,  unless that was the idea.

[Jessie]

You said you were trying to fit in, so I said get in where you fit in.

That's it.

[Beefy]

http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

[Jessie]

http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

haha thanks.

[cnamon]

http://www.writtenhumor.com/snooptranslator.html

[Mr. Ubiquity]

You said you were trying to fit in, so I said get in where you fit in.

That's it.

right.. with all the other bullshit added as distraction.

[Jessie]

You said you were trying to fit in, so I said get in where you fit in.

That's it.

right.. with all the other bullshit added as distraction.

What bullshit?  I just copied the lyrics of the song.

[Dry then Catch]

i believe im the only one allowed to make slurs in this whole board

Is that cause you're a Turkmenistan giant?  And if so, doesn't mean you can make racist jokes about the Jolly Green Giant?  Do you taunt him with slurs of "VERDE VERDE!!!" ?

the Turkmenistan giant was from Ali G season 2.  Borat, very obscure but i hope someone got it.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

You said you were trying to fit in, so I said get in where you fit in.

That's it.

right.. with all the other bullshit added as distraction.

What bullshit?  I just copied the lyrics of the song.

uhhh.. the lyrics themselves...

[Jessie]

You said you were trying to fit in, so I said get in where you fit in.

That's it.

right.. with all the other bullshit added as distraction.

What bullshit?  I just copied the lyrics of the song.

uhhh.. the lyrics themselves...

I didn't write the song.  Your post just reminded me of it.  Don't try so hard to be persecuted.

[Beefy]

You said you were trying to fit in, so I said get in where you fit in.

That's it.

right.. with all the other bullshit added as distraction.

What bullshit?  I just copied the lyrics of the song.

uhhh.. the lyrics themselves...

I didn't write the song.  Your post just reminded me of it.  Don't try so hard to be persecuted.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

You said you were trying to fit in, so I said get in where you fit in.

That's it.

right.. with all the other bullshit added as distraction.

What bullshit?  I just copied the lyrics of the song.

uhhh.. the lyrics themselves...

I didn't write the song.  Your post just reminded me of it.  Don't try so hard to be persecuted.

     ohh even junto in its proclaimed innocence of posting and members attitudes, better to have a self appointed martyr than to force the hand.

[Jessie]

You said you were trying to fit in, so I said get in where you fit in.

That's it.

right.. with all the other bullshit added as distraction.

What bullshit?  I just copied the lyrics of the song.

uhhh.. the lyrics themselves...

I didn't write the song.  Your post just reminded me of it.  Don't try so hard to be persecuted.

     ohh even junto in its proclaimed innocence of posting and members attitudes, better to have a self appointed martyr than to force the hand.

You lost me.

[Beefy]

You said you were trying to fit in, so I said get in where you fit in.

That's it.

right.. with all the other bullshit added as distraction.

What bullshit?  I just copied the lyrics of the song.

uhhh.. the lyrics themselves...

I didn't write the song.  Your post just reminded me of it.  Don't try so hard to be persecuted.

     ohh even junto in its proclaimed innocence of posting and members attitudes, better to have a self appointed martyr than to force the hand.

You lost me.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

You said you were trying to fit in, so I said get in where you fit in.

That's it.

right.. with all the other bullshit added as distraction.

What bullshit?  I just copied the lyrics of the song.

uhhh.. the lyrics themselves...

I didn't write the song.  Your post just reminded me of it.  Don't try so hard to be persecuted.

     ohh even junto in its proclaimed innocence of posting and members attitudes, better to have a self appointed martyr than to force the hand.

You lost me.

   when meaning of sentance to you understood, then only will you truely know.

[DownSouth]

You said you were trying to fit in, so I said get in where you fit in.

That's it.

right.. with all the other bullshit added as distraction.

What bullshit?  I just copied the lyrics of the song.

uhhh.. the lyrics themselves...

I didn't write the song.  Your post just reminded me of it.  Don't try so hard to be persecuted.

     ohh even junto in its proclaimed innocence of posting and members attitudes, better to have a self appointed martyr than to force the hand.

You lost me.

   when meaning of sentance to you understood, then only will you truely know.

What the fuck are y'all talking about?

[Beefy]

What the fuck are y'all talking about?

Unleashed.

[ignom]

What the fuck are y'all talking about?

Unreashed.

[ignom]

I just bought a copy of the unrated version at Best Buy.

[Beefy]

I just bought a copy of the unrated version at Best Buy.

I thought you hadn't seen it yet.

[ignom]

I just bought a copy of the unrated version at Best Buy.

I thought you hadn't seen it yet.

I haven't.

[Beefy]

I just bought a copy of the unrated version at Best Buy.

I thought you hadn't seen it yet.

I haven't.

No blaming me if you hate it.

[ignom]

I just bought a copy of the unrated version at Best Buy.

I thought you hadn't seen it yet.

I haven't.

No blaming me if you hate it.

I was going to get it regardless of you posting this thread.

[Beefy]

I just bought a copy of the unrated version at Best Buy.

I thought you hadn't seen it yet.

I haven't.

No blaming me if you hate it.

I was going to get it regardless of you posting this thread.

In fact, blame Morgan Freeman if you hate it.  Not because he's bad in it, but because everyone is always blowing smoke up his ass about how great he is and he could use a few detractors.

[ignom]

This movie was awesome on so many levels.

[Alice]

You said you were trying to fit in, so I said get in where you fit in.

That's it.

right.. with all the other bullshit added as distraction.

What bullshit?  I just copied the lyrics of the song.

uhhh.. the lyrics themselves...

I didn't write the song.  Your post just reminded me of it.  Don't try so hard to be persecuted.

     ohh even junto in its proclaimed innocence of posting and members attitudes, better to have a self appointed martyr than to force the hand.

You lost me.

I think what he meant was...

"Why you hittin' yourself??? Why you hittin' yourself??? Why you hittin' yourself??? Why you hittin' yourself???"

[Beefy]

This movie was awesome on so many levels.

For some reason I don't understand, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

I watched the first half again last night and the age of the woman playing the daughter was MUCH more apparent to me.

[ignom]

How old is Danny supposed to be in the movie? Because it seems that the daughter is the "love interest" and she's 18.

[Beefy]

How old is Danny supposed to be in the movie? Because it seems that the daughter is the "love interest" and she's 18.

Yeah, it's hard to get the fact that Jet is in his 40s out of your head during that.

I think that he's kind of ageless.  Like he may be in his 40s, but as a person he's still very young and underdeveloped.

[DownSouth]

How old is Danny supposed to be in the movie? Because it seems that the daughter is the "love interest" and she's 18.

Yeah, it's hard to get the fact that Jet is in his 40s out of your head during that.

I think that he's kind of ageless.  Like he may be in his 40s, but as a person he's still very young and underdeveloped.

No Pubes?

[meredith]

I had no idea he is that old.

[Gamplayerx]

I had no idea he is that old.

40?  So creaky.  I wonder how they cropped out his walker.

[nishi]

I had no idea he is that old.

watch it, young man.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I had no idea he is that old.

watch it, young man.

Trust me, he did.  He watched it just as he typed and submitted it.

[meredith]

WHAT I MEAN is that he doesn't have the appearance of that age.  In closer photos of him, I can see some markings of age, but I would have guessed him to be 10-15 less than that without the mention of his age here.

I'm bad at judging age.   I also can't tell when people gain/lose weight.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

WHAT I MEAN is that he doesn't have the appearance of that age.  In closer photos of him, I can see some markings of age, but I would have guessed him to be 10-15 less than that without the mention of his age here.

I'm bad at judging age.   I also can't tell when people gain/lose weight.

he uses pearl cream, so you never know how old oriental women (men) are.