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#25
January 15, 2007, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:33:30 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:13:04 PM
Poor Peepants. 
Oh!  Now that I have a camera phone, I need to take a picture to show you how close to eachother we sit.
You need to do a lot more than that!

Alice

#26
January 15, 2007, 09:35:24 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:33:30 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:13:04 PM
Poor Peepants. 
Oh!  Now that I have a camera phone, I need to take a picture to show you how close to eachother we sit.
You need to do a lot more than that!
What else do I need to do?

Gamplayerx

#27
January 15, 2007, 09:38:58 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:35:24 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:33:30 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:13:04 PM
Poor Peepants. 
Oh!  Now that I have a camera phone, I need to take a picture to show you how close to eachother we sit.
You need to do a lot more than that!
What else do I need to do?
Did we ever get better hair pictures?  No.  Have we seen the new car?  No.  Skinned xbox?  No.  Um, I'm sure there's more. 

Alice

#28
January 15, 2007, 09:56:54 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:38:58 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:35:24 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:33:30 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:13:04 PM
Poor Peepants. 
Oh!  Now that I have a camera phone, I need to take a picture to show you how close to eachother we sit.
You need to do a lot more than that!
What else do I need to do?
Did we ever get better hair pictures?  No.  Have we seen the new car?  No.  Skinned xbox?  No.  Um, I'm sure there's more. 
Hahaha - I'll work on it.  I need to get a haircut again.  It's been too long.

Gamplayerx

#29
January 15, 2007, 09:58:10 PM
Now?

Alice

#30
January 15, 2007, 09:59:13 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 09:58:10 PM
Now?
My hair is up, my car is covered in snow, and the whore is downstairs by the Xbox. 

Tomorrow.

Gamplayerx

#31
January 15, 2007, 10:01:30 PM
Take it down, sweep it off, hire a hit man.

Sheesh.  Do I have to do all the thinking here?

dc

#32
January 15, 2007, 10:02:32 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 10:01:30 PM
Take it down, sweep it off, hire a hit man.

Sheesh.  Do I have to do all the thinking here?

Simplify.  Fire is the cleanser.  It would solve all three problems.

Alice

#33
January 15, 2007, 10:02:57 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 10:01:30 PM
Take it down, sweep it off, hire a hit man.

Sheesh.  Do I have to do all the thinking here?
Post a bikini pic tonight, and I'll take the pictures tonight.   :D

Gamplayerx

#34
January 15, 2007, 10:04:50 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 10:02:57 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2007, 10:01:30 PM
Take it down, sweep it off, hire a hit man.

Sheesh.  Do I have to do all the thinking here?
Post a bikini pic tonight, and I'll take the pictures tonight.   :D


You're up, babe.  :D

Alice

#35
January 15, 2007, 10:26:42 PM
You know what I meant - you don't get off by using semantics.   :P

ReBurn

#36
January 15, 2007, 10:31:25 PM
It takes much more effort than semantics.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Gamplayerx

#37
January 15, 2007, 10:44:08 PM
I'm a lucky girl.  Semantics so does it for me.

Oh, oh!!

dazie

#38
January 16, 2007, 09:50:42 AM
Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 10:26:42 PM
You know what I meant - you don't get off by using semantics.   :P

How come you're anti-semantic?  Does Gamp know?

Quote from: Alice on January 15, 2007, 09:05:36 PM
My co-worker had her baby yesterday.  He was born on the same day as her first child - in fact, she went into labor at Chuck E Cheese during her daughter's 1st birthday party

OK- I'm still a little dazed this morning.  I thought you meant that she'd had twins.  "he was born on the same day as her first child."  I thought- aren't most twins born on the same day?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Beefy

#39
January 16, 2007, 02:15:29 PM
WHERE ARE THE PICS?

Alice

#40
January 16, 2007, 04:12:49 PM
Here's my office:



The car and hair and Xbox have to wait til I'm home.

Beefy

#41
January 16, 2007, 04:26:28 PM
Looks stuffy.

Alice

#42
January 16, 2007, 04:28:51 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:26:28 PM
Looks stuffy.
Yeah, it sucks.  We're so close together with no seperation to speak of.

Bennyhana

#43
January 16, 2007, 04:34:30 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 16, 2007, 04:28:51 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:26:28 PM
Looks stuffy.
Yeah, it sucks.  We're so close together with no seperation to speak of.

It must smell bad.

Beefy

#44
January 16, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?

Bennyhana

#45
January 16, 2007, 04:43:16 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?

Being that close to her, it'd be hard NOT to find out.

Alice

#46
January 16, 2007, 04:44:28 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?
She coughed so hard, she pissed her chair.  I could smell it and see it.

Beefy

#47
January 16, 2007, 05:06:35 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 16, 2007, 04:44:28 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?
She coughed so hard, she pissed her chair.  I could smell it and see it.

That's like sharting yourself in front of others.  How mortified she must have been.

Alice

#48
January 16, 2007, 05:08:53 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 05:06:35 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 16, 2007, 04:44:28 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?
She coughed so hard, she pissed her chair.  I could smell it and see it.

That's like sharting yourself in front of others.  How mortified she must have been.
Yeah, it was pretty bad.  I was a little... out of it that day too.

Gamplayerx

#49
January 16, 2007, 05:10:45 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 16, 2007, 05:08:53 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 05:06:35 PM
Quote from: Alice on January 16, 2007, 04:44:28 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 16, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Why did she pee her pants again and how did you find out about it?
She coughed so hard, she pissed her chair.  I could smell it and see it.

That's like sharting yourself in front of others.  How mortified she must have been.
Yeah, it was pretty bad.  I was a little... out of it that day too.
Haha, just a little!
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