SMH!

[dazie]

http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEsummer06/PATTsockmonkey.html

[Gamplayerx]

Sock monkeys. You either love 'em or hate 'em.

What about lust after 'em's gross bodily fluids?

[SockmonkeyHolocaust]

That is pretty neat. I may have to start giving them to my women after I have pleasured them beyond points they have ever hiterto experienced. You know, something to remember the point where their life just started going down hill and to give them something to hope for (me pleasuring them again if I can fit them into my schedule)

[dazie]

You can knit?

[SockmonkeyHolocaust]

You can knit?

No, I'd give the patterns to them. It's up to them to craft something to remember me by. Used condoms get gross after awhile.

[dazie]

You can knit?

No, I'd give the patterns to them. It's up to them to craft something to remember me by. Used condoms get gross after awhile.

Well damn.  I guess I'm SOL- I can't knit intarsia.

[Jessie]

I want one, even if it means I have to sleep with SMH to get it!

[dazie]

I want one, even if it means I have to sleep with SMH to get it!

What if I learned intarsia and knit one for you instead?

[SockmonkeyHolocaust]

I want one, even if it means I have to sleep with SMH to get it!

Hey, I can't think of a reason not to. Besides, winter's coming and you'll need something to keep your ears warm.

I want one, even if it means I have to sleep with SMH to get it!

What if I learned intarsia and knit one for you instead?

How about you quit cockblocking the SMH when he's trying to get his swerve on? 

[dazie]

I want one, even if it means I have to sleep with SMH to get it!

Hey, I can't think of a reason not to. Besides, winter's coming and you'll need something to keep your ears warm.

I want one, even if it means I have to sleep with SMH to get it!

What if I learned intarsia and knit one for you instead?

How about you quit cockblocking the SMH when he's trying to get his swerve on? 

[SockmonkeyHolocaust]

I want one, even if it means I have to sleep with SMH to get it!

Hey, I can't think of a reason not to. Besides, winter's coming and you'll need something to keep your ears warm.

I want one, even if it means I have to sleep with SMH to get it!

What if I learned intarsia and knit one for you instead?

How about you quit cockblocking the SMH when he's trying to get his swerve on? 

Plenty of me to go around, baby.

[dazie]

I want one, even if it means I have to sleep with SMH to get it!

Hey, I can't think of a reason not to. Besides, winter's coming and you'll need something to keep your ears warm.

I want one, even if it means I have to sleep with SMH to get it!

What if I learned intarsia and knit one for you instead?

How about you quit cockblocking the SMH when he's trying to get his swerve on? 

Plenty of me to go around, baby.

I don't need a hat.

[SockmonkeyHolocaust]

I want one, even if it means I have to sleep with SMH to get it!

Hey, I can't think of a reason not to. Besides, winter's coming and you'll need something to keep your ears warm.

I want one, even if it means I have to sleep with SMH to get it!

What if I learned intarsia and knit one for you instead?

How about you quit cockblocking the SMH when he's trying to get his swerve on? 

Plenty of me to go around, baby.

I don't need a hat.

I am always appreciative of ladies who are willing to help me save money. I have so many belts ruined by ladies ripping them off with their teeth that it gets prohibitively expensive. I thank you for your kindness.

[dazie]

I'm all about helping.

[SockmonkeyHolocaust]

I'm all about helping.

*hi five*

[dazie]

I'm all about helping.

*hi five*

It was nothing, really.