We did this on TF the other day and it was fun and a good time filler during work lulls.
Summarize any movie in 25 words or less. Don't be so revealing that it's obvious, but don't be so vague that it's impossible. Best of all, try and be clever. Everyone else can guess what it is. No one has to wait to submit, just submit as many as you want.
I'll start:
Woman lays herself bare in order to play with instrument being held by tattooed naked guy. Daughter not amused.
A man making a business deal ends up befriending a killer. He then tries to help the killer make a final hit so killer can live.
**Edited for clarity**
I have no idea what Beefy's is.
Here's mine:
Junior transfer student, slacker, and other share dorm, adventures, bed. Stars a Baldwin brother. Also, someone from Sports Night and a skeleton. Sex is had.
Quote from: Alice on September 01, 2006, 12:34:53 PM
A man making a business deal ends up befriending a killer. He then tries to help the killer make a final hit so he can live.
Either Collateral or The Whole Nine Yards, I'm guessing.
Junior transfer student, slacker, and other share dorm, adventures, bed. Stars a Baldwin brother. Also, someone from Sports Night and a skeleton. Sex is had.
Threesome
Quote from: DownSouth on September 01, 2006, 12:44:58 PM
Junior transfer student, slacker, and other share dorm, adventures, bed. Stars a Baldwin brother. Also, someone from Sports Night and a skeleton. Sex is had.
Threesome
Yeah, I think I made that one too easy.
Four engineers build a time machine in their garage. After that, it gets confusing.
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 12:36:04 PM
Either Collateral or The Whole Nine Yards, I'm guessing.
Nope. But I edited it for better clarity.
Three kids build a spaceship and meet an alien. The alien took his dads car.
Quote from: Alice on September 01, 2006, 12:34:53 PM
A man making a business deal ends up befriending a killer. He then tries to help the killer make a final hit so killer can live.
**Edited for clarity**
The Matador?
Quote from: Alice on September 01, 2006, 01:02:32 PM
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 12:36:04 PM
Either Collateral or The Whole Nine Yards, I'm guessing.
Nope. But I edited it for better clarity.
The Matador?
Nevermind
Quote from: Dottie Lou on September 01, 2006, 01:11:12 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 01, 2006, 12:34:53 PM
A man making a business deal ends up befriending a killer. He then tries to help the killer make a final hit so killer can live.
**Edited for clarity**
The Matador?
Yes!
Okay...
Boy plays with yo-yo while masturbating to a friend and a new aquaintance screw. Other disturbing events occur as well.
Quote from: Alice on September 01, 2006, 01:21:33 PM
Boy plays with yo-yo while masturbating to a friend and a new aquaintance screw. Other disturbing events occur as well.
I want to say The Dreamers, but there's no yo-yo in that.
Y Tu Mama Tambien?
Woman dies, leaves house to daughter, finds two guys living there. They learn to live with each other. Finds out one guy is her dad.
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:22:25 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 01, 2006, 01:21:33 PM
Boy plays with yo-yo while masturbating to a friend and a new aquaintance screw. Other disturbing events occur as well.
I want to say The Dreamers, but there's no yo-yo in that.
Y Tu Mama Tambien?
Nope. Different kind of disturbing.
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:00:56 PM
Four engineers build a time machine in their garage. After that, it gets confusing.
Primer
Quote from: DownSouth on September 01, 2006, 01:03:59 PM
Three kids build a spaceship and meet an alien. The alien took his dads car.
Explorers
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 12:16:35 PM
Woman lays herself bare in order to play with instrument being held by tattooed naked guy. Daughter not amused.
Hmm, I'll rephrase:
Rogue watches as her mom whores herself out for her favorite musical instrument which is being held by a local tattooed guy.
1. Guitar player seeks revenge. Lots of blood, swarthy people, good music.
2. Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze escape with help from blind brother and sympathetic anti-hero cop. Fat man dies.
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 01:30:05 PM
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:00:56 PM
Four engineers build a time machine in their garage. After that, it gets confusing.
Primer
Yeah.
Clone threatens to destroy the good guys, all because he can't get protagonist's blood. Also, beloved character sacrifices himself to save everyone.
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 01:32:38 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 12:16:35 PM
Woman lays herself bare in order to play with instrument being held by tattooed naked guy. Daughter not amused.
Hmm, I'll rephrase:
Rogue watches as her mom whores herself out for her favorite musical instrument which is being held by a local tattooed guy.
The Piano?
I could swear she was in that.
Quote from: Dottie Lou on September 01, 2006, 01:25:11 PM
Woman dies, leaves house to daughter, finds two guys living there. They learn to live with each other. Finds out one guy is her dad.
That movie with John Travolta. Something Something Bobby Long.
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 01:34:22 PM
Quote from: Dottie Lou on September 01, 2006, 01:25:11 PM
Woman dies, leaves house to daughter, finds two guys living there. They learn to live with each other. Finds out one guy is her dad.
That movie with John Travolta. Something Something Bobby Long.
A Love Song for Bobby Long
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:33:20 PM
1. Guitar player seeks revenge. Lots of blood, swarthy people, good music.
2. Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze escape with help from blind brother and sympathetic anti-hero cop. Fat man dies.
1. 976-EVIL
2. Naked Gun 33 1/3
Overweight private detective unravels complex kidnapping, extortion, blackmail plot. Janine Melnitz co-stars. Shoe-Fu ensues.
nope
I've actually never seen the first one.
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:33:51 PM
Clone threatens to destroy the good guys, all because he can't get protagonist's blood. Also, beloved character sacrifices himself to save everyone.
Police Academy 4
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:37:51 PM
nope
I've actually never seen the first one.
So was I right on #2 then?
If you're going to stick your wang through the shower stall wall, don't be surprised if a militant lesbian grabs hold of it.
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 01:40:51 PM
If you're going to stick your wang through the shower stall wall, don't be surprised if a militant lesbian grabs hold of it.
Porky's?
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 01:39:13 PM
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:33:51 PM
Clone threatens to destroy the good guys, all because he can't get protagonist's blood. Also, beloved character sacrifices himself to save everyone.
Police Academy 4
Nope.
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:41:23 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 01:40:51 PM
If you're going to stick your wang through the shower stall wall, don't be surprised if a militant lesbian grabs hold of it.
Porky's?
Indeed.
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:37:22 PM
Overweight private detective unravels complex kidnapping, extortion, blackmail plot. Janine Melnitz co-stars. Shoe-Fu ensues.
Beverly Hills Ninja
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 01:43:13 PM
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:37:22 PM
Overweight private detective unravels complex kidnapping, extortion, blackmail plot. Janine Melnitz co-stars. Shoe-Fu ensues.
Beverly Hills Ninja
Nope.
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:33:20 PM
1. Guitar player seeks revenge. Lots of blood, swarthy people, good music.
2. Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze escape with help from blind brother and sympathetic anti-hero cop. Fat man dies.
1. Six-String Samurai
2. The Big Easy
Happily married man's new wife is screwing the reanimated corpse of his dead brother. Piercing fetishists show up and cause havok.
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 01:46:22 PM
Happily married man's new wife is screwing the reanimated corpse of his dead brother. Piercing fetishists show up and cause havok.
Madhouse?
If someone doesn't get one of yours, bump it up with a new sentence with a little more help in it.
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 01:45:16 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:33:20 PM
1. Guitar player seeks revenge. Lots of blood, swarthy people, good music.
2. Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze escape with help from blind brother and sympathetic anti-hero cop. Fat man dies.
1. Six-String Samurai
2. The Big Easy
Nope, nope.
1. Guitar player seeks revenge while utilising an arsenal only available in movies that have something to do with Quentin Tarantino.
2. Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze in a surprisingly not entirely awful remake.
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:46:41 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 01:46:22 PM
Happily married man's new wife is screwing the reanimated corpse of his dead brother. Piercing fetishists show up and cause havok.
Madhouse?
Nope.
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:47:23 PM
1. Guitar player seeks revenge while utilising an arsenal only available in movies that have something to do with Quentin Tarantino.
2. Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze in a surprisingly not entirely awful remake.
1. Desperado
2. The Postman Always Rings Twice
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 01:48:34 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:47:23 PM
1. Guitar player seeks revenge while utilising an arsenal only available in movies that have something to do with Quentin Tarantino.
2. Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze in a surprisingly not entirely awful remake.
1. Desperado
2. The Postman Always Rings Twice
yes
no
Buxom blonde appears wearing leather and lots of makeup, teenage boys everywhere shoot during a tub scene.
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:37:22 PM
Overweight private detective unravels complex kidnapping, extortion, blackmail plot. Janine Melnitz co-stars. Shoe-Fu ensues.
Overweight private detective unravels complex kidnapping, extortion, blackmail plot. Kidnapped girl's little sister helps out. Annie Potts co-stars. Shoe-Fu vs Tim Thomerson.
(don't use IMDB to put Potts & Thomerson together... that'd be cheating)
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:33:51 PM
Clone threatens to destroy the good guys, all because he can't get protagonist's blood. Also, beloved character sacrifices himself to save everyone.
Bald clone threatens to destroy all good guys because he needs bald protagonist's blood to live. Also, beloved robot sacrifices himself to save everyone.
Uppity servant wreaks havoc in the household, getting the breadwinner fired and exposing the children to dangerous high altitude "fun."
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:51:36 PM
Uppity servant wreaks havoc in the household, getting the breadwinner fired and exposing the children to dangerous high altitude "fun."
Mary Poppins.
Quote from: Alice on September 01, 2006, 01:21:33 PM
Boy plays with yo-yo while masturbating to a friend and a new aquaintance screw. Girl raped with Mother Mary statue.
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:33:20 PM
1. Guitar player seeks revenge. Lots of blood, swarthy people, good music.
2. Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze escape with help from blind brother and sympathetic anti-hero cop. Fat man dies.
Is 1 Desperado?
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:49:16 PM
Buxom blonde appears wearing leather and lots of makeup, teenage boys everywhere shoot during a tub scene.
Mac & Me
Just thought of a good one:
Secret agents Lou and Butch try to stop evil Mr Tinkles from committing genocide against their race; Lou must also save his family from Tinkles.
Quote from: Alice on September 01, 2006, 01:55:46 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 01, 2006, 01:21:33 PM
Boy plays with yo-yo while masturbating to a friend and a new aquaintance screw. Girl raped with Mother Mary statue.
The Doom Generation.
I have that movie on tape. It is MESSED UP.
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:52:00 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:51:36 PM
Uppity servant wreaks havoc in the household, getting the breadwinner fired and exposing the children to dangerous high altitude "fun."
Mary Poppins.
YES! *lol* Damn. I figured I'd been sneaky enough.
Ok....
With the help of his sister and her boyfriend, the protagonist breaks up the bully's hideout and saves the world.
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:58:15 PM
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:52:00 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:51:36 PM
Uppity servant wreaks havoc in the household, getting the breadwinner fired and exposing the children to dangerous high altitude "fun."
Mary Poppins.
YES! *lol* Damn. I figured I'd been sneaky enough.
Ok....
With the help of his sister and her boyfriend, the protagonist breaks up the bully's hideout and saves the world.
I didn't remember Mr Banks getting fired. But then, it's been a while since I've seen M.P.
Quote from: DownSouth on September 01, 2006, 01:56:19 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:33:20 PM
1. Guitar player seeks revenge. Lots of blood, swarthy people, good music.
2. Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze escape with help from blind brother and sympathetic anti-hero cop. Fat man dies.
Is 1 Desperado?
Yup- Beefy got that one.
OK- 2. Buxom blonde with title appropriate tattoo assists ex and his new squeeze escape etc etc...
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:59:09 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:58:15 PM
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:52:00 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:51:36 PM
Uppity servant wreaks havoc in the household, getting the breadwinner fired and exposing the children to dangerous high altitude "fun."
Mary Poppins.
YES! *lol* Damn. I figured I'd been sneaky enough.
Ok....
With the help of his sister and her boyfriend, the protagonist breaks up the bully's hideout and saves the world.
I didn't remember Mr Banks getting fired. But then, it's been a while since I've seen M.P.
Yup- Dick VanDyke fires him before he dies.
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 02:00:01 PM
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:59:09 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:58:15 PM
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:52:00 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:51:36 PM
Uppity servant wreaks havoc in the household, getting the breadwinner fired and exposing the children to dangerous high altitude "fun."
Mary Poppins.
YES! *lol* Damn. I figured I'd been sneaky enough.
Ok....
With the help of his sister and her boyfriend, the protagonist breaks up the bully's hideout and saves the world.
I didn't remember Mr Banks getting fired. But then, it's been a while since I've seen M.P.
Yup- Dick VanDyke fires him before he dies.
Hm. I guess I should skim it again. I don't know that I could sit and watch the whole thing.
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:56:53 PM
Just thought of a good one:
Secret agents Lou and Butch try to stop evil Mr Tinkles from committing genocide against their race; Lou must also save his family from Tinkles.
Quote from: Alice on September 01, 2006, 01:55:46 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 01, 2006, 01:21:33 PM
Boy plays with yo-yo while masturbating to a friend and a new aquaintance screw. Girl raped with Mother Mary statue.
The Doom Generation.
I have that movie on tape. It is MESSED UP.
Yes!
And yes, that is one effed up movie.
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:59:31 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 01, 2006, 01:56:19 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:33:20 PM
1. Guitar player seeks revenge. Lots of blood, swarthy people, good music.
2. Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze escape with help from blind brother and sympathetic anti-hero cop. Fat man dies.
Is 1 Desperado?
Yup- Beefy got that one.
OK- 2. Buxom blonde with title appropriate tattoo assists ex and his new squeeze escape etc etc...
BARBED WIRE
Quote from: Alice on September 01, 2006, 02:00:57 PM
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:56:53 PM
Just thought of a good one:
Secret agents Lou and Butch try to stop evil Mr Tinkles from committing genocide against their race; Lou must also save his family from Tinkles.
Quote from: Alice on September 01, 2006, 01:55:46 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 01, 2006, 01:21:33 PM
Boy plays with yo-yo while masturbating to a friend and a new aquaintance screw. Girl raped with Mother Mary statue.
The Doom Generation.
I have that movie on tape. It is MESSED UP.
Yes!
And yes, that is one effed up movie.
Have you seen Splendor? Also stars Jonathan Schaech, and was written/directed by the same guy. It's pretty good, but you'd expect it to have more nudity. Oh, and the non-Schaech character -- yo-yo-guy -- was in ID4 as one of Randy Quaid's kids... that bugged me for WEEKS until I figured out who it was. (this was in the pre-IMDB days)
Quote from: Dottie Lou on September 01, 2006, 02:01:44 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:59:31 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 01, 2006, 01:56:19 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:33:20 PM
1. Guitar player seeks revenge. Lots of blood, swarthy people, good music.
2. Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze escape with help from blind brother and sympathetic anti-hero cop. Fat man dies.
Is 1 Desperado?
Yup- Beefy got that one.
OK- 2. Buxom blonde with title appropriate tattoo assists ex and his new squeeze escape etc etc...
BARBED WIRE
Yay! Except it's Barb, but that's ok- I knew what you meant.
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:56:53 PM
Secret agents Lou and Butch try to stop evil Mr Tinkles from committing genocide against their race; Lou must also save his family from Tinkles.
Cats & Dogs
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 02:10:45 PM
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 01:56:53 PM
Secret agents Lou and Butch try to stop evil Mr Tinkles from committing genocide against their race; Lou must also save his family from Tinkles.
Cats & Dogs
Correct!
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 02:05:29 PM
Quote from: Dottie Lou on September 01, 2006, 02:01:44 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:59:31 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 01, 2006, 01:56:19 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:33:20 PM
1. Guitar player seeks revenge. Lots of blood, swarthy people, good music.
2. Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze escape with help from blind brother and sympathetic anti-hero cop. Fat man dies.
Is 1 Desperado?
Yup- Beefy got that one.
OK- 2. Buxom blonde with title appropriate tattoo assists ex and his new squeeze escape etc etc...
BARBED WIRE
Yay! Except it's Barb, but that's ok- I knew what you meant.
Barb Wire with Pam Anderson? That wasn't a remake. FOUL! :P
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 01:46:22 PM
Happily married man's new wife is screwing the reanimated corpse of his dead brother. Piercing fetishists show up and cause havok.
I'm sort of surprised that at least Alice didn't pounce on this one.
I'll rephrase:
Man obsessed with puzzles finds himself enduring the pain of hell until he can dupe the new wife of his brother.
Two apathetic children are befriended by bears. While in the forest, they are attacked by an eagle and a tree. Everything turns out fine.
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 02:16:02 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 01:46:22 PM
Happily married man's new wife is screwing the reanimated corpse of his dead brother. Piercing fetishists show up and cause havok.
I'm sort of surprised that at least Alice didn't pounce on this one.
I'll rephrase:
Man obsessed with puzzles finds himself enduring the pain of hell until he can dupe the new wife of his brother.
I didnt see that one!
Hellraiser!!!
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 02:14:24 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 02:05:29 PM
Quote from: Dottie Lou on September 01, 2006, 02:01:44 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:59:31 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 01, 2006, 01:56:19 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:33:20 PM
1. Guitar player seeks revenge. Lots of blood, swarthy people, good music.
2. Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze escape with help from blind brother and sympathetic anti-hero cop. Fat man dies.
Is 1 Desperado?
Yup- Beefy got that one.
OK- 2. Buxom blonde with title appropriate tattoo assists ex and his new squeeze escape etc etc...
BARBED WIRE
Yay! Except it's Barb, but that's ok- I knew what you meant.
Barb Wire with Pam Anderson? That wasn't a remake. FOUL! :P
Check the plotline- it's a remake of Casablanca. Transit papers are replaced by contact lenses, Rick is replaced by Barb, The Fat Man is replaced by "Big Fatso"
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 02:24:03 PM
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Quote from: Dottie Lou on September 01, 2006, 02:01:44 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:59:31 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 01, 2006, 01:56:19 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:33:20 PM
1. Guitar player seeks revenge. Lots of blood, swarthy people, good music.
2. Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze escape with help from blind brother and sympathetic anti-hero cop. Fat man dies.
Is 1 Desperado?
Yup- Beefy got that one.
OK- 2. Buxom blonde with title appropriate tattoo assists ex and his new squeeze escape etc etc...
BARBED WIRE
Yay! Except it's Barb, but that's ok- I knew what you meant.
Barb Wire with Pam Anderson? That wasn't a remake. FOUL! :P
Check the plotline- it's a remake of Casablanca. Transit papers are replaced by contact lenses, Rick is replaced by Barb, The Fat Man is replaced by "Big Fatso"
This (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080485/%5B/url) is a remake of Casablanca. Barb Wire came from a comic book, which may have been influenced by Casablanca, I don't know.
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 02:31:25 PM
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Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 02:14:24 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 02:05:29 PM
Quote from: Dottie Lou on September 01, 2006, 02:01:44 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:59:31 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 01, 2006, 01:56:19 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:33:20 PM
1. Guitar player seeks revenge. Lots of blood, swarthy people, good music.
2. Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze escape with help from blind brother and sympathetic anti-hero cop. Fat man dies.
Is 1 Desperado?
Yup- Beefy got that one.
OK- 2. Buxom blonde with title appropriate tattoo assists ex and his new squeeze escape etc etc...
BARBED WIRE
Yay! Except it's Barb, but that's ok- I knew what you meant.
Barb Wire with Pam Anderson? That wasn't a remake. FOUL! :P
Check the plotline- it's a remake of Casablanca. Transit papers are replaced by contact lenses, Rick is replaced by Barb, The Fat Man is replaced by "Big Fatso"
This (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080485/%5B/url) is a remake of Casablanca. Barb Wire came from a comic book, which may have been influenced by Casablanca, I don't know.
Is Caboblanco any good?
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 02:34:58 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 02:31:25 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 02:24:03 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 02:14:24 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 02:05:29 PM
Quote from: Dottie Lou on September 01, 2006, 02:01:44 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:59:31 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 01, 2006, 01:56:19 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 01:33:20 PM
1. Guitar player seeks revenge. Lots of blood, swarthy people, good music.
2. Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze escape with help from blind brother and sympathetic anti-hero cop. Fat man dies.
Is 1 Desperado?
Yup- Beefy got that one.
OK- 2. Buxom blonde with title appropriate tattoo assists ex and his new squeeze escape etc etc...
BARBED WIRE
Yay! Except it's Barb, but that's ok- I knew what you meant.
Barb Wire with Pam Anderson? That wasn't a remake. FOUL! :P
Check the plotline- it's a remake of Casablanca. Transit papers are replaced by contact lenses, Rick is replaced by Barb, The Fat Man is replaced by "Big Fatso"
This (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080485/%5B/url) is a remake of Casablanca. Barb Wire came from a comic book, which may have been influenced by Casablanca, I don't know.
Is Caboblanco any good?
No idea. Haven't seen it. Bronson, while great in certain roles, doesn't strike me as Bogart.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casablanca_(film)
Quote
Many subsequent films have drawn on elements of Casablanca: Passage to Marseille reunited Bogart, Rains, Curtiz, Greenstreet and Lorre in 1944, while there are many similarities between Casablanca and a later Bogart film, Sirocco. Parodies have included the Marx Brothers' A Night in Casablanca (1946), Woody Allen's Play It Again, Sam (1972), and Barb Wire (1996), while it provided the title for the 1995 hit The Usual Suspects. Warner Brothers produced its own parody of the film in Carrotblanca, a 1995 Bugs Bunny cartoon. This is included on the special edition DVD release.
He had left violence behind him, but was forced to re-engage it when he learned of a vicious crime against women. Plus, the reward.
oh- that new one with Viggo?? I forget what it's called.
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 02:53:27 PM
oh- that new one with Viggo?? I forget what it's called.
A History of Violence
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 02:58:08 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 01, 2006, 02:53:27 PM
oh- that new one with Viggo?? I forget what it's called.
A History of Violence
Nope. No crime against women sparked the drama in AHOV.
Time to spoil the two I put up that no one got:
Clone threatens to destroy the good guys, all because he can't get protagonist's blood. Also, beloved character sacrifices himself to save everyone.
Star Trek Nemesis:
Clone (Shinzon) threatens to destroy the good guys (the Federation), all because he can't get protagonist's blood (he needs Picard's blood to survive). Also, beloved character (Data) sacrifices himself (by blowing up the thalaron generator) to save everyone (the explosion destroys Shinzon's ship).
Overweight private detective unravels complex kidnapping, extortion, blackmail plot. Janine Melnitz co-stars. Shoe-Fu ensues.
Who's Harry Crumb:
Overweight private detective (John Candy as Harry Crumb) unravels complex kidnapping, extortion, blackmail plot (I can never follow it, but a rich guy's daughter was kidnapped, and his wife is sleeping with the tennis instructor, and someone's blackmailing her so the rich guy doesn't find out... it's very complex for such a silly little film). Janine Melnitz (Annie Potts) co-stars (as the rich guy's wife). Shoe-Fu ensues (in the final sequence, Candy faces off against tennis instructor Tim Thomerson on an airplane, and knocks him out by kicking his shoes at him in a kung-fu style move).
Damn, I should have had Star Trek. I even considered Khan briefly.
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 03:08:30 PM
Damn, I should have had Star Trek. I even considered Khan briefly.
Well, Star Trek Nemesis basically is Star Trek II and III combined.
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 02:39:42 PM
He had left violence behind him, but was forced to re-engage it when he learned of a vicious crime against women. Plus, the reward.
With a farm to maintain and children to raise, he had no choice but to kill for hire. Gamp hated this.
Alien returns to earth after five-year absence, and is mistaken for Jesus by critics. Is allergic to a new island.
(This one's pretty easy.)
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 03:11:07 PM
Alien returns to earth after five-year absence, and is mistaken for Jesus by critics. Is allergic to a new island.
(This one's pretty easy.)
Emo-man Returns
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 03:10:19 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 02:39:42 PM
He had left violence behind him, but was forced to re-engage it when he learned of a vicious crime against women. Plus, the reward.
With a farm to maintain and children to raise, he had no choice but to kill for hire. Gamp hated this.
"The Duck of Death."
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 03:16:03 PM
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 03:11:07 PM
Alien returns to earth after five-year absence, and is mistaken for Jesus by critics. Is allergic to a new island.
(This one's pretty easy.)
Emo-man Returns
Quite.
I may have alluded to this one earlier:
American studying in France meets guy. Meets, falls in love with, boinks guy's sister. Incestuous vibe. Sex during cooking of an egg.
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 03:19:22 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 03:16:03 PM
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 03:11:07 PM
Alien returns to earth after five-year absence, and is mistaken for Jesus by critics. Is allergic to a new island.
(This one's pretty easy.)
Emo-man Returns
Quite.
I may have alluded to this one earlier:
American studying in France meets guy. Meets, falls in love with, boinks guy's sister. Incestuous vibe. Sex during cooking of an egg.
Haven't seen it, but I believe it sounds like The Dreamers.
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 03:41:10 PM
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 03:19:22 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 03:16:03 PM
Quote from: Listener on September 01, 2006, 03:11:07 PM
Alien returns to earth after five-year absence, and is mistaken for Jesus by critics. Is allergic to a new island.
(This one's pretty easy.)
Emo-man Returns
Quite.
I may have alluded to this one earlier:
American studying in France meets guy. Meets, falls in love with, boinks guy's sister. Incestuous vibe. Sex during cooking of an egg.
Haven't seen it, but I believe it sounds like The Dreamers.
It is.
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 03:16:45 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 03:10:19 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 02:39:42 PM
He had left violence behind him, but was forced to re-engage it when he learned of a vicious crime against women. Plus, the reward.
With a farm to maintain and children to raise, he had no choice but to kill for hire. Gamp hated this.
"The Duck of Death."
There's no way this could Little Nicky.
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 03:16:45 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 03:10:19 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 02:39:42 PM
He had left violence behind him, but was forced to re-engage it when he learned of a vicious crime against women. Plus, the reward.
With a farm to maintain and children to raise, he had no choice but to kill for hire. Gamp hated this.
"The Duck of Death."
A history of violence?
A girl does a whole city in Texas.
Quote from: Alice on September 01, 2006, 11:55:47 PM
A girl does a whole city in Texas.
Paris Hilton does Houston
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 03:16:45 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 03:10:19 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 02:39:42 PM
He had left violence behind him, but was forced to re-engage it when he learned of a vicious crime against women. Plus, the reward.
With a farm to maintain and children to raise, he had no choice but to kill for hire. Gamp hated this.
"The Duck of Death."
Clint Eastwood and Gene Hackman were heaped with praise and Oscars.
Four boys, angst, comraderie, pop music, and a corpse.
Quote from: Beefy on September 02, 2006, 10:20:00 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 03:16:45 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 03:10:19 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 02:39:42 PM
He had left violence behind him, but was forced to re-engage it when he learned of a vicious crime against women. Plus, the reward.
With a farm to maintain and children to raise, he had no choice but to kill for hire. Gamp hated this.
"The Duck of Death."
Clint Eastwood and Gene Hackman were heaped with praise and Oscars.
oh, duh, Unforgiven
Quote from: Beefy on September 02, 2006, 10:21:13 AM
Four boys, angst, comraderie, pop music, and a corpse.
I don't know about pop music, but that sounds like Stand By Me
Widower uses unconventional means to search for a new wife. Girl he meets wants him to love only her. Kitty kitty kitty
Cat People?
Quote from: dazie on September 02, 2006, 10:40:54 AM
Cat People?
no. I've give a hint. The "kitty kitty kitty" isn't her really saying "kitty", it's more of a sound she makes that sounds like that.
Oh. Then I have no idea. It sounds freaky. I'm not down with that. ;)
Quote from: dazie on September 02, 2006, 10:45:11 AM
Oh. Then I have no idea. It sounds freaky. I'm not down with that. ;)
if you ever talk to Daniel, say "kitty kitty kitty" in the best little girl creepy voice you can and you'll scare the shit out of him.
Boy befriends rabbit, discovers meaning of the universe, and saves the world. Woman questions his mothers commitment.
Quote from: swolt on September 02, 2006, 11:02:03 AM
Boy befriends rabbit, discovers meaning of the universe, and saves the world. Woman questions his mothers commitment.
of mice and men.
darko
Quote from: eo000 on September 02, 2006, 11:05:19 AM
Quote from: swolt on September 02, 2006, 11:02:03 AM
Boy befriends rabbit, discovers meaning of the universe, and saves the world. Woman questions his mothers commitment.
of mice and men.
darko
correct
A concussive blackout forces a teen to reassess what the true meaning of family is through a dream.
Quote from: Infobahn on September 02, 2006, 11:18:09 AM
A concussive blackout forces a teen to reassess what the true meaning of family is through a dream.
Malcom X
Quote from: swolt on September 02, 2006, 11:21:57 AM
Quote from: Infobahn on September 02, 2006, 11:18:09 AM
A concussive blackout forces a teen to reassess what the true meaning of family is through a dream.
Malcom X
Um,no
Quote from: Infobahn on September 02, 2006, 11:18:09 AM
A concussive blackout forces a teen to reassess what the true meaning of family is through a dream.
wizard of oz.
Quote from: eo000 on September 02, 2006, 11:25:40 AM
Quote from: Infobahn on September 02, 2006, 11:18:09 AM
A concussive blackout forces a teen to reassess what the true meaning of family is through a dream.
wizard of oz.
Correct.
I have two, not mine, but from a movie buff of Beefy's caliber...
1. Drug dealers attempt to use ancient vampires to peddler their wares, but are stopped by a rampaging androidbot
2. (in haiku format, even!)
A bad crash landing
Italian, and aliens:
Both come out at night
How about this one: Locked up for thirteen years, his first act of freedom is to eat a live octopus before going sickhouse with a claw hammer.
Quote from: swolt on September 02, 2006, 10:44:15 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 02, 2006, 10:40:54 AM
Cat People?
no. I've give a hint. The "kitty kitty kitty" isn't her really saying "kitty", it's more of a sound she makes that sounds like that.
Audition
Quote from: Jessie on September 02, 2006, 12:07:44 PM
How about this one: Locked up for thirteen years, his first act of freedom is to eat a live octopus before going sickhouse with a claw hammer.
Old Boy
Teen spends time trying to get laid, falls in love with girl who screws him over hardcore in the end. Great 80's soundtrack.
Quote from: Beefy on September 02, 2006, 01:29:26 PM
Teen spends time trying to get laid, falls in love with girl who screws him over hardcore in the end. Great 80's soundtrack.
Last American Virgin
Man learns his true "roots", works as a carny, becomes an inventor, and wears a bathrobe.
Quote from: Beefy on September 02, 2006, 01:29:26 PM
Teen spends time trying to get laid, falls in love with girl who screws him over hardcore in the end. Great 80's soundtrack.
Pretty in Pink?
Quote from: The artist formerly known as VJ on September 02, 2006, 04:03:48 PM
Man learns his true "roots", works as a carny, becomes an inventor, and wears a bathrobe.
The Jerk
Quote from: Beefy on September 02, 2006, 01:27:19 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 02, 2006, 12:07:44 PM
How about this one: Locked up for thirteen years, his first act of freedom is to eat a live octopus before going sickhouse with a claw hammer.
Old Boy
Yes!
You have to get the other two. I have a wager that you would. PLEASE don't let me down, Beefy!
An attack by a radioactive mammal gives an undercover FBI agent the strength to stop a drug-dealing cult leader and his followers.
Quote from: Jessie on September 02, 2006, 12:00:39 PM
2. (in haiku format, even!)
A bad crash landing
Italian, and aliens:
Both come out at night
Pitch Black
Quote from: Jessie on September 02, 2006, 12:00:39 PM
1. Drug dealers attempt to use ancient vampires to peddler their wares, but are stopped by a rampaging androidbot
I had to look that one up.
Not only have I not seen it, but I had never heard of it before. Now it's on my short list.
Quote from: Beefy on September 03, 2006, 08:22:51 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 02, 2006, 12:00:39 PM
1. Drug dealers attempt to use ancient vampires to peddler their wares, but are stopped by a rampaging androidbot
I had to look that one up.
Not only have I not seen it, but I had never heard of it before. Now it's on my short list.
I just ordered it off of Amazon. It was three bucks.
Quote from: Beefy on September 03, 2006, 08:13:38 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 02, 2006, 12:00:39 PM
2. (in haiku format, even!)
A bad crash landing
Italian, and aliens:
Both come out at night
Pitch Black
Yes!
If you get the last one I posted, I get an hour massage. Come on, don't let me down!
Quote from: Beefy on September 03, 2006, 08:27:22 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 03, 2006, 08:22:51 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 02, 2006, 12:00:39 PM
1. Drug dealers attempt to use ancient vampires to peddler their wares, but are stopped by a rampaging androidbot
I had to look that one up.
Not only have I not seen it, but I had never heard of it before. Now it's on my short list.
I just ordered it off of Amazon. It was three bucks.
hahah!
From my friend:
QuoteIt's so bad MST3K wouldn't cover it.
Tell him to cancel the order.
I told him that you'll probably love it, in that case.
Quote from: Jessie on September 03, 2006, 08:29:13 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 03, 2006, 08:27:22 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 03, 2006, 08:22:51 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 02, 2006, 12:00:39 PM
1. Drug dealers attempt to use ancient vampires to peddler their wares, but are stopped by a rampaging androidbot
I had to look that one up.
Not only have I not seen it, but I had never heard of it before. Now it's on my short list.
I just ordered it off of Amazon. It was three bucks.
hahah!
From my friend:
QuoteIt's so bad MST3K wouldn't cover it.
Tell him to cancel the order.
I told him that you'll probably love it, in that case.
More than likely. I also just stumbled upon this:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00007CVRX/ref=pd_thx_sims_1/002-3536422-5907243?ie=UTF8
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=7747414&st=Robovampire&lp=1&type=product&cp=1&id=1522030
He suggested you get this, instead of the amazon one.
Quote from: Beefy on September 03, 2006, 08:30:25 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 03, 2006, 08:29:13 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 03, 2006, 08:27:22 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 03, 2006, 08:22:51 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 02, 2006, 12:00:39 PM
1. Drug dealers attempt to use ancient vampires to peddler their wares, but are stopped by a rampaging androidbot
I had to look that one up.
Not only have I not seen it, but I had never heard of it before. Now it's on my short list.
I just ordered it off of Amazon. It was three bucks.
hahah!
From my friend:
QuoteIt's so bad MST3K wouldn't cover it.
Tell him to cancel the order.
I told him that you'll probably love it, in that case.
More than likely. I also just stumbled upon this:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00007CVRX/ref=pd_thx_sims_1/002-3536422-5907243?ie=UTF8
He said he's seen that, and it's bad, in a bad way.
Quote from: Jessie on September 03, 2006, 08:32:31 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 03, 2006, 08:30:25 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 03, 2006, 08:29:13 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 03, 2006, 08:27:22 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 03, 2006, 08:22:51 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 02, 2006, 12:00:39 PM
1. Drug dealers attempt to use ancient vampires to peddler their wares, but are stopped by a rampaging androidbot
I had to look that one up.
Not only have I not seen it, but I had never heard of it before. Now it's on my short list.
I just ordered it off of Amazon. It was three bucks.
hahah!
From my friend:
QuoteIt's so bad MST3K wouldn't cover it.
Tell him to cancel the order.
I told him that you'll probably love it, in that case.
More than likely. I also just stumbled upon this:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00007CVRX/ref=pd_thx_sims_1/002-3536422-5907243?ie=UTF8
He said he's seen that, and it's bad, in a bad way.
QuoteThe basic premise is that in Ottawa, vampires are hunting lesbians for a nefarious scheme. The Church doesn't know what to do, so they go to Jesus, who has been living in seclusion, saving souls and baptizing people. With his trusty cohorts Mary Magnum and the retired Mexican Wrestling Federation champion El Santos, Jesus does battle with the forces of darkness.
How can you possibly go wrong with that?!
Quote from: Beefy on September 03, 2006, 08:34:11 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 03, 2006, 08:32:31 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 03, 2006, 08:30:25 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 03, 2006, 08:29:13 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 03, 2006, 08:27:22 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 03, 2006, 08:22:51 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 02, 2006, 12:00:39 PM
1. Drug dealers attempt to use ancient vampires to peddler their wares, but are stopped by a rampaging androidbot
I had to look that one up.
Not only have I not seen it, but I had never heard of it before. Now it's on my short list.
I just ordered it off of Amazon. It was three bucks.
hahah!
From my friend:
QuoteIt's so bad MST3K wouldn't cover it.
Tell him to cancel the order.
I told him that you'll probably love it, in that case.
More than likely. I also just stumbled upon this:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00007CVRX/ref=pd_thx_sims_1/002-3536422-5907243?ie=UTF8
He said he's seen that, and it's bad, in a bad way.
QuoteThe basic premise is that in Ottawa, vampires are hunting lesbians for a nefarious scheme. The Church doesn't know what to do, so they go to Jesus, who has been living in seclusion, saving souls and baptizing people. With his trusty cohorts Mary Magnum and the retired Mexican Wrestling Federation champion El Santos, Jesus does battle with the forces of darkness.
How can you possibly go wrong with that?!
I think maybe I've found you a new friend for Bad Movie Weekend. Between the two of you, you probably own every horrible movie ever made.
Beefy: Have you ever seen Crippled Masters?
Quote from: Jessie on September 03, 2006, 08:38:43 PM
Beefy: Have you ever seen Crippled Masters?
Many, many moons ago. I remember giggling.
Quote from: Beefy on September 03, 2006, 08:40:48 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 03, 2006, 08:38:43 PM
Beefy: Have you ever seen Crippled Masters?
Many, many moons ago. I remember giggling.
What about Track of the Moonbeast, or Blood of the Dragon?
Quote from: Jessie on September 03, 2006, 08:49:49 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 03, 2006, 08:40:48 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 03, 2006, 08:38:43 PM
Beefy: Have you ever seen Crippled Masters?
Many, many moons ago. I remember giggling.
What about Track of the Moonbeast, or Blood of the Dragon?
I don't think so.
Philosophical outcast teen learns skiills from an elder that make him the object of affection but his brother, despite being younger, is still more the ladies man. Features a great one-hit-wonder from the 80's and a fantastic villain.
Quote from: The artist formerly known as VJ on September 03, 2006, 11:31:47 PM
Philosophical outcast teen learns skiills from an elder that make him the object of affection but his brother, despite being younger, is still more the ladies man. Features a great one-hit-wonder from the 80's and a fantastic villain.
That's more than 25 words.
Quote from: Miss Molly on September 04, 2006, 11:15:25 AM
Quote from: The artist formerly known as VJ on September 03, 2006, 11:31:47 PM
Philosophical outcast teen learns skiills from an elder that make him the object of affection but his brother, despite being younger, is still more the ladies man. Features a great one-hit-wonder from the 80's and a fantastic villain.
That's more than 25 words.
Shut up!
Outcast teen learns skiills from an elder that make him the object of affection but his brother, despite being younger, is still more the ladies man
I feel like such a loser. I've only been able to figure out like 3 of these.
Of course, I've only actually seen like 3 of these.
It's the last big party before summer starts and he just has to give her this note telling her how he's felt all these years.
Quote from: Beefy on September 04, 2006, 06:29:12 PM
It's the last big party before summer starts and he just has to give her this note telling her how he's felt all these years.
Damn, I think I know this one.
Can't Hardly Wait.
A magazine crew in a tropical environment is menaced by a massive ophidian. One of our heroes is a geometric, non-freon cooling device.
Quote from: Listener on September 05, 2006, 08:13:31 AM
A magazine crew in a tropical environment is menaced by a massive ophidian. One of our heroes is a geometric, non-freon cooling device.
anaconda
Quote from: swolt on September 05, 2006, 08:22:35 AM
Quote from: Listener on September 05, 2006, 08:13:31 AM
A magazine crew in a tropical environment is menaced by a massive ophidian. One of our heroes is a geometric, non-freon cooling device.
anaconda
I think I made that one too easy.
Plays on words abound in a half-live-action, half-cartoon movie. Letters are eaten. A castle floats in the air, plus: dog with clock.
Quote from: Listener on September 05, 2006, 08:26:31 AM
Plays on words abound in a half-live-action, half-cartoon movie. Letters are eaten. A castle floats in the air, plus: dog with clock.
I don't know the name of this movie, but I think I've seen it. He drives a little red car through a door and becomes a cartoon right?
it freaked me out when I was a kid.
Quote from: swolt on September 05, 2006, 08:44:14 AM
Quote from: Listener on September 05, 2006, 08:26:31 AM
Plays on words abound in a half-live-action, half-cartoon movie. Letters are eaten. A castle floats in the air, plus: dog with clock.
I don't know the name of this movie, but I think I've seen it. He drives a little red car through a door and becomes a cartoon right?
it freaked me out when I was a kid.
You're exactly right.
I loved the movie, and the book was great too. I just wish the book had the illustrations from the movie, because the illustrator of the book had a creepy, Nightmare-Before-Christmas style to his drawings.
The Pagemaster?
Quote from: Beefy on September 05, 2006, 08:46:00 AM
The Pagemaster?
Nope. I think this movie came out before Macaulay Culkin was even conceived.
Fat cancer survivor wants to impress a girl. Friend helps turn him into a fake Ausralian hunk.
You better get this Beef.
Quote from: DownSouth on September 05, 2006, 10:37:41 AM
Fat cancer survivor wants to impress a girl. Friend helps turn him into a fake Ausralian hunk.
You better get this Beef.
The Last Starfighter
aliens that vaporize, a bad handshake, and Tom Jones. Stars lots of famous people. Dottie would like to keep SJP as a pet from this movie.
John Cusak, Leland Palmer and a wolf.
Quote from: swolt on September 05, 2006, 12:46:37 PM
aliens that vaporize, a bad handshake, and Tom Jones. Stars lots of famous people. Dottie would like to keep SJP as a pet from this movie.
Mars Attacks!
Quote from: Alice on September 05, 2006, 12:52:42 PM
John Cusak, Leland Palmer and a wolf.
Meredith Salinger movie. Can't think of the name. The Journey of SomeoneOrAnother
Quote from: Beefy on September 05, 2006, 01:08:06 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 05, 2006, 12:52:42 PM
John Cusak, Leland Palmer and a wolf.
Meredith Salinger movie. Can't think of the name. The Journey of SomeoneOrAnother
Natty Gann. :)
Siblings find themselves in state of terror after they decide to stop and investigate an old house and well during their trip home from school.
Val has two daddies.
no lions, but tigers and bears, oh my! Timid hero sacrfices house to help wise friend.
Quote from: Infobahn on September 05, 2006, 01:24:56 PM
Val has two daddies.
I give up. Can we get another hint?
Quote from: Infobahn on September 05, 2006, 01:24:56 PM
Val has two daddies.
Birdcage.
Sorry, sometimes I get these and forget to answer.
There are a lot of cats.
Quote from: Beefy on September 05, 2006, 01:17:32 PM
Siblings find themselves in state of terror after they decide to stop and investigate an old house and well during their trip home from school.
Jeepers Creepers
I haven't seen it, but I showed this to Eric and that was his guess.
Quote from: Beefy on September 05, 2006, 10:45:51 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 05, 2006, 10:37:41 AM
Fat cancer survivor wants to impress a girl. Friend helps turn him into a fake Ausralian hunk.
You better get this Beef.
The Last Starfighter
Haha, Beefy.
Don't Tell Her It's Me
Quote from: swolt on September 05, 2006, 05:03:42 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 05, 2006, 01:17:32 PM
Siblings find themselves in state of terror after they decide to stop and investigate an old house and well during their trip home from school.
Jeepers Creepers
I haven't seen it, but I showed this to Eric and that was his guess.
Correct.
Quote from: Listener on September 05, 2006, 08:26:31 AM
Plays on words abound in a half-live-action, half-cartoon movie. Letters are eaten. A castle floats in the air, plus: dog with clock.
THE PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH!
Man that was like our favorite-est movie EVER growing up. I'd kill for a DVD of it.
Quote from: Miss Molly on September 05, 2006, 09:02:11 PM
Quote from: Listener on September 05, 2006, 08:26:31 AM
Plays on words abound in a half-live-action, half-cartoon movie. Letters are eaten. A castle floats in the air, plus: dog with clock.
THE PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH!
Man that was like our favorite-est movie EVER growing up. I'd kill for a DVD of it.
That was a movie? I would've guessed that, but I had no idea it was a movie. I loved loved loved the book.
Quote from: swolt on September 05, 2006, 03:54:49 PM
no lions, but tigers and bears, oh my! Timid hero sacrfices house to help wise friend.
this one is for you, Info, you better get it.
Quote from: swolt on September 05, 2006, 10:13:18 PM
Quote from: swolt on September 05, 2006, 03:54:49 PM
no lions, but tigers and bears, oh my! Timid hero sacrfices house to help wise friend.
this one is for you, Info, you better get it.
Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree?
Quote from: Dottie Lou on September 01, 2006, 01:25:11 PM
Woman dies, leaves house to daughter, finds two guys living there. They learn to live with each other. Finds out one guy is her dad.
is that before or after she slept with them?
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 01:32:38 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 01, 2006, 12:16:35 PM
Woman lays herself bare in order to play with instrument being held by tattooed naked guy. Daughter not amused.
Hmm, I'll rephrase:
Rogue watches as her mom whores herself out for her favorite musical instrument which is being held by a local tattooed guy.
im slooooow and playing catch up, havent read to the end, but Anna Paquin in The Piano.
Quote from: Listener on September 05, 2006, 08:13:31 AM
A magazine crew in a tropical environment is menaced by a massive ophidian. One of our heroes is a geometric, non-freon cooling device.
The misquito coast ?
guys see woman, guys chase woman, guys attack woman. woman exacts revenge using sex, a rope, a knife, and a boat.
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on September 06, 2006, 08:33:32 AM
guys see woman, guys chase woman, guys attack woman. woman exacts revenge using sex, a rope, a knife, and a boat.
Thelma and Louise?
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on September 06, 2006, 08:33:32 AM
guys see woman, guys chase woman, guys attack woman. woman exacts revenge using sex, a rope, a knife, and a boat.
I Spit on Your Grave
Quote from: Beefy on September 06, 2006, 08:40:25 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on September 06, 2006, 08:33:32 AM
guys see woman, guys chase woman, guys attack woman. woman exacts revenge using sex, a rope, a knife, and a boat.
I Spit on Your Grave
That's not very nice. He's just playing the game you brought here.
and i thought it would be obscure. saw it when i was 13.
ill try again...
intern
heroin
photography
death
im sure you will get this one too beef.
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on September 06, 2006, 08:50:32 AM
intern
heroin
photography
death
im sure you will get this one too beef.
I feel like I should get it, but it's not coming to me. I wanted to say Blow Up (which is one of my very favorite movies), but I know that's not it.
Quote from: Beefy on September 06, 2006, 09:11:57 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on September 06, 2006, 08:50:32 AM
intern
heroin
photography
death
im sure you will get this one too beef.
I feel like I should get it, but it's not coming to me. I wanted to say Blow Up (which is one of my very favorite movies), but I know that's not it.
ohh, lesbians are involved too.
and a different one
coyboy gets bit, aint been bled, kidnapped by "aliens" , daddy saves the day, boy rescures the girl. they both live in sunshine happily ever after.
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on September 06, 2006, 09:15:48 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 06, 2006, 09:11:57 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on September 06, 2006, 08:50:32 AM
intern
heroin
photography
death
im sure you will get this one too beef.
I feel like I should get it, but it's not coming to me. I wanted to say Blow Up (which is one of my very favorite movies), but I know that's not it.
ohh, lesbians are involved too.
Gia?
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on September 06, 2006, 09:29:22 AM
and a different one
coyboy gets bit, aint been bled, kidnapped by "aliens" , daddy saves the day, boy rescures the girl. they both live in sunshine happily ever after.
"We keep odd hours."
Near Dark
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on September 06, 2006, 09:15:48 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 06, 2006, 09:11:57 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on September 06, 2006, 08:50:32 AM
intern
heroin
photography
death
im sure you will get this one too beef.
I feel like I should get it, but it's not coming to me. I wanted to say Blow Up (which is one of my very favorite movies), but I know that's not it.
ohh, lesbians are involved too.
High Art?
yup on both parts... :)
hrmm.. im scrounging for movies ive seen to discribe that might actually challenge you.
Young man dreams of escaping his small town and his father's fate and making it to the stars.
Quote from: Beefy on September 06, 2006, 09:51:31 AM
Young man dreams of escaping his small town and his father's fate and making it to the stars.
true life for every boy across the united states??????
Quote from: Beefy on September 06, 2006, 09:51:31 AM
Young man dreams of escaping his small town and his father's fate and making it to the stars.
Levon. Oh- sorry- that's a song.
The Last Starfighter? ;)
Quote from: Beefy on September 06, 2006, 09:51:31 AM
Young man dreams of escaping his small town and his father's fate and making it to the stars.
October Sky
Quote from: Beefy on September 06, 2006, 10:05:00 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 06, 2006, 10:03:01 AM
The Last Starfighter? ;)
Ha. Not quite, but nice.
Listen, Centauri. I'm not any of those guys, I'm a kid from a trailer park.
Pregnant cheerleading Betty doll.
Quote from: DownSouth on September 06, 2006, 10:06:00 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 06, 2006, 09:51:31 AM
Young man dreams of escaping his small town and his father's fate and making it to the stars.
October Sky
Correct
Quote from: DownSouth on September 06, 2006, 10:09:36 AM
Pregnant cheerleading Betty doll.
Mena Suvari flick? Sugar & Spice?
fat actress, evil robots, rockstar, grenades
Reporter tries to crash wedding of socialite, falls in love with her instead. Ex-husband shows up and adds to the fun.
Philadelphia Story
i give in..
cant discribe them or cant find any good ones.
Loopy socialite takes under-cover bum under her wing to the dismay of family.
Spoiled rich brat gets transformed to nobody. Gets job as servant. Falls for servant, changes lives, including her own.
Quote from: dazie on September 06, 2006, 11:06:54 AM
Loopy socialite takes under-cover bum under her wing to the dismay of family.
Down and out in Beverly Hills?
Quote from: Dottie Lou on September 06, 2006, 11:10:29 AM
Spoiled rich brat gets transformed to nobody. Gets job as servant. Falls for servant, changes lives, including her own.
Maid to Order?
Quote from: dazie on September 06, 2006, 11:06:54 AM
Loopy socialite takes under-cover bum under her wing to the dismay of family.
Down and Out in Beverly Hills
Quote from: DownSouth on September 06, 2006, 11:16:30 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 06, 2006, 11:06:54 AM
Loopy socialite takes under-cover bum under her wing to the dismay of family.
Down and out in Beverly Hills?
Quote from: Beefy on September 06, 2006, 11:18:29 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 06, 2006, 11:06:54 AM
Loopy socialite takes under-cover bum under her wing to the dismay of family.
Down and Out in Beverly Hills
Nope. Although it is a similar plot. Let me add:
Socialite's family fortunes go down the toilet, bitchy sister's plan to ruin under-cover bum leads to his saving of the family.
Quote from: DownSouth on September 06, 2006, 11:16:55 AM
Quote from: Dottie Lou on September 06, 2006, 11:10:29 AM
Spoiled rich brat gets transformed to nobody. Gets job as servant. Falls for servant, changes lives, including her own.
Maid to Order?
Yes, dear.
I love that movie.
ok
snotty boy
fishing and boating
renewed relationships
best "grand parents" ever
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on September 06, 2006, 11:36:25 AM
ok
snotty boy
fishing and boating
renewed relationships
best "grand parents" ever
On Golden Pond.
Two women discover they've been seeing same man when they both show up to identify his corpse. Except he's not dead, they're now in trouble.
Quote from: Beefy on September 06, 2006, 12:15:33 PM
Two women discover they've been seeing same man when they both show up to identify his corpse. Except he's not dead, they're now in trouble.
bound?
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on September 06, 2006, 01:14:52 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 06, 2006, 12:15:33 PM
Two women discover they've been seeing same man when they both show up to identify his corpse. Except he's not dead, they're now in trouble.
bound?
Definitely not Bound.
Was I right? That's the first one I actually knew, if I was.
sorry jess, yes you are right.
*sigh*
He is she and she is he. Stuttering and scissors are the key.
Wow, that rhymed.
Erie PA band discovered, tours with a hit, makes a movie, on TV, and breaks up over creative differences, all in one summer.
Quote from: Infobahn on September 06, 2006, 02:07:42 PM
Erie PA band discovered, tours with a hit, makes a movie, on TV, and breaks up over creative differences, all in one summer.
That Thing You Do
Quote from: Dottie Lou on September 06, 2006, 02:08:45 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on September 06, 2006, 02:07:42 PM
Erie PA band discovered, tours with a hit, makes a movie, on TV, and breaks up over creative differences, all in one summer.
That Thing You Do
Yup, Did you see it the other night on Cable?
Quote from: Infobahn on September 06, 2006, 02:14:07 PM
Quote from: Dottie Lou on September 06, 2006, 02:08:45 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on September 06, 2006, 02:07:42 PM
Erie PA band discovered, tours with a hit, makes a movie, on TV, and breaks up over creative differences, all in one summer.
That Thing You Do
Yup, Did you see it the other night on Cable?
I haven't seen that movie in years. I just thought it was a pretty good movie.
Quote from: Dottie Lou on September 06, 2006, 02:16:03 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on September 06, 2006, 02:14:07 PM
Quote from: Dottie Lou on September 06, 2006, 02:08:45 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on September 06, 2006, 02:07:42 PM
Erie PA band discovered, tours with a hit, makes a movie, on TV, and breaks up over creative differences, all in one summer.
That Thing You Do
Yup, Did you see it the other night on Cable?
I haven't seen that movie in years. I just thought it was a pretty good movie.
I like it too. I showed it when it came out. We decorated the whole lobby with construction paper guitars and drums, and made records to hang from the ceiling. Lots of fun. Movie tanked which is a pity.
Quote from: Listener on September 06, 2006, 01:55:45 PM
He is she and she is he. Stuttering and scissors are the key.
Wow, that rhymed.
"You're either a smoker or a non-smoker. The trick is to figure out which one you are and be it."
Dead Again
orbs
cabs
chicks
planes
zombies
drugs
flying
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on September 06, 2006, 01:14:52 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 06, 2006, 12:15:33 PM
Two women discover they've been seeing same man when they both show up to identify his corpse. Except he's not dead, they're now in trouble.
bound?
Not Bound.
More:
They both fancy themselves actresses, practicing their vowels movements, and they'll need their skills to convince the Russians they're legit.
Quote from: Beefy on September 06, 2006, 03:06:01 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on September 06, 2006, 01:14:52 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 06, 2006, 12:15:33 PM
Two women discover they've been seeing same man when they both show up to identify his corpse. Except he's not dead, they're now in trouble.
bound?
Not Bound.
More:
They both fancy themselves actresses, practicing their vowels movements, and they'll need their skills to convince the Russians they're legit.
Outrageous Fortune?
Quote from: DownSouth on September 06, 2006, 03:14:46 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 06, 2006, 03:06:01 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on September 06, 2006, 01:14:52 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 06, 2006, 12:15:33 PM
Two women discover they've been seeing same man when they both show up to identify his corpse. Except he's not dead, they're now in trouble.
bound?
Not Bound.
More:
They both fancy themselves actresses, practicing their vowels movements, and they'll need their skills to convince the Russians they're legit.
Outrageous Fortune?
Yup.
Two teens run away together. The girl eventually goes crazy without her medicine.
Quote from: Beefy on September 06, 2006, 02:50:50 PM
Quote from: Listener on September 06, 2006, 01:55:45 PM
He is she and she is he. Stuttering and scissors are the key.
Wow, that rhymed.
"You're either a smoker or a non-smoker. The trick is to figure out which one you are and be it."
Dead Again
Yup. My wife loves that movie. Probably one of her top 3.
Quote from: DownSouth on September 06, 2006, 03:29:24 PM
Two teens run away together. The girl eventually goes crazy without her medicine.
Girl Interrupted?
Quote from: DownSouth on September 06, 2006, 03:29:24 PM
Two teens run away together. The girl eventually goes crazy without her medicine.
Gun Crazy?
Quote from: DownSouth on September 06, 2006, 03:29:24 PM
Two teens run away together. The girl eventually goes crazy without her medicine.
Mad Love?
Quote from: Alice on September 06, 2006, 03:38:29 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 06, 2006, 03:29:24 PM
Two teens run away together. The girl eventually goes crazy without her medicine.
Girl Interrupted?
Nope this is a guy and a girl. They wore a lot of plaid back when this was made.
Quote from: DownSouth on September 06, 2006, 03:29:24 PM
Two teens run away together. The girl eventually goes crazy without her medicine.
Niagara, Niagara
No water. Cole Porter. Claustrophobia. A headless villain (sort of). And, at the end, animated waterfalls.
Prof tries to regrow his dead wife in his garage. Son of a bitch! And boobies.
Quote from: Listener on September 06, 2006, 03:48:56 PM
No water. Cole Porter. Claustrophobia. A headless villain (sort of). And, at the end, animated waterfalls.
Tank Girl
Quote from: swolt on September 06, 2006, 06:19:50 PM
Quote from: Listener on September 06, 2006, 03:48:56 PM
No water. Cole Porter. Claustrophobia. A headless villain (sort of). And, at the end, animated waterfalls.
Tank Girl
I need to watch that again. Loved it.
Drinking horse semen, leeches on eyeballs, kicking sharks, snakes biting penises, butt bongs, crabs, and John Waters.
Quote from: Alice on September 26, 2006, 12:38:35 PM
Drinking horse semen, leeches on eyeballs, kicking sharks, snakes biting penises, butt bongs, crabs, and John Waters.
I don't know what it is, but I want to see it.
Quote from: swolt on September 26, 2006, 12:44:50 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 26, 2006, 12:38:35 PM
Drinking horse semen, leeches on eyeballs, kicking sharks, snakes biting penises, butt bongs, crabs, and John Waters.
I don't know what it is, but I want to see it.
jackass 2
Quote from: Alice on September 26, 2006, 12:38:35 PM
Drinking horse semen, leeches on eyeballs, kicking sharks, snakes biting penises, butt bongs, crabs, and John Waters.
Beefy's bad date autobiography?
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on September 26, 2006, 02:17:16 PM
Quote from: Alice on September 26, 2006, 12:38:35 PM
Drinking horse semen, leeches on eyeballs, kicking sharks, snakes biting penises, butt bongs, crabs, and John Waters.
Beefy's bad date autobiography?
Beefy wouldn't post about the eyeball thing- that skeeves Gamp out.
skeeve em out then.
Quote from: Gamplayerx on September 06, 2006, 05:29:14 PM
Prof tries to regrow his dead wife in his garage. Son of a bitch! And boobies.
Creator?