Summarize a movie in 25 words or less

[Jessie]

1. Drug dealers attempt to use ancient vampires to peddler their wares, but are stopped by a rampaging androidbot

I had to look that one up.

Not only have I not seen it, but I had never heard of it before.  Now it's on my short list.

I just ordered it off of Amazon.  It was three bucks.

hahah!

From my friend:

It's so bad MST3K wouldn't cover it.
Tell him to cancel the order.

I told him that you'll probably love it, in that case.

More than likely.  I also  just stumbled upon this:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00007CVRX/ref=pd_thx_sims_1/002-3536422-5907243?ie=UTF8

He said he's seen that, and it's bad, in a bad way.

[Beefy]

1. Drug dealers attempt to use ancient vampires to peddler their wares, but are stopped by a rampaging androidbot

I had to look that one up.

Not only have I not seen it, but I had never heard of it before.  Now it's on my short list.

I just ordered it off of Amazon.  It was three bucks.

hahah!

From my friend:

It's so bad MST3K wouldn't cover it.
Tell him to cancel the order.

I told him that you'll probably love it, in that case.

More than likely.  I also  just stumbled upon this:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00007CVRX/ref=pd_thx_sims_1/002-3536422-5907243?ie=UTF8

He said he's seen that, and it's bad, in a bad way.

The basic premise is that in Ottawa, vampires are hunting lesbians for a nefarious scheme. The Church doesn't know what to do, so they go to Jesus, who has been living in seclusion, saving souls and baptizing people. With his trusty cohorts Mary Magnum and the retired Mexican Wrestling Federation champion El Santos, Jesus does battle with the forces of darkness.

How can you possibly go wrong with that?!

[Jessie]

1. Drug dealers attempt to use ancient vampires to peddler their wares, but are stopped by a rampaging androidbot

I had to look that one up.

Not only have I not seen it, but I had never heard of it before.  Now it's on my short list.

I just ordered it off of Amazon.  It was three bucks.

hahah!

From my friend:

It's so bad MST3K wouldn't cover it.
Tell him to cancel the order.

I told him that you'll probably love it, in that case.

More than likely.  I also  just stumbled upon this:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00007CVRX/ref=pd_thx_sims_1/002-3536422-5907243?ie=UTF8

He said he's seen that, and it's bad, in a bad way.

The basic premise is that in Ottawa, vampires are hunting lesbians for a nefarious scheme. The Church doesn't know what to do, so they go to Jesus, who has been living in seclusion, saving souls and baptizing people. With his trusty cohorts Mary Magnum and the retired Mexican Wrestling Federation champion El Santos, Jesus does battle with the forces of darkness.

How can you possibly go wrong with that?!

I think maybe I've found you a new friend for Bad Movie Weekend.  Between the two of you, you probably own every horrible movie ever made.

[Jessie]

Beefy:  Have you ever seen Crippled Masters?

[Beefy]

Beefy:  Have you ever seen Crippled Masters?

Many, many moons ago.  I remember giggling.

[Jessie]

Beefy:  Have you ever seen Crippled Masters?

Many, many moons ago.  I remember giggling.

What about Track of the Moonbeast, or Blood of the Dragon?

[Beefy]

Beefy:  Have you ever seen Crippled Masters?

Many, many moons ago.  I remember giggling.

What about Track of the Moonbeast, or Blood of the Dragon?

I don't think so.

[VikingJuice]

Philosophical outcast teen learns skiills from an elder that make him the object of affection but his brother, despite being younger, is still more the ladies man.  Features a great one-hit-wonder from the 80's and a fantastic villain.

[Miss Molly]

Philosophical outcast teen learns skiills from an elder that make him the object of affection but his brother, despite being younger, is still more the ladies man.  Features a great one-hit-wonder from the 80's and a fantastic villain.

That's more than 25 words.

[VikingJuice]

Philosophical outcast teen learns skiills from an elder that make him the object of affection but his brother, despite being younger, is still more the ladies man.  Features a great one-hit-wonder from the 80's and a fantastic villain.

That's more than 25 words.

Shut up!

Outcast teen learns skiills from an elder that make him the object of affection but his brother, despite being younger, is still more the ladies man

[Gamplayerx]

I feel like such a loser.  I've only been able to figure out like 3 of these.

Of course, I've only actually seen like 3 of these.

[Beefy]

It's the last big party before summer starts and he just has to give her this note telling her how he's felt all these years.

[Jessie]

It's the last big party before summer starts and he just has to give her this note telling her how he's felt all these years.

Damn, I think I know this one.

[dazie]

Can't Hardly Wait.

[Listener]

A magazine crew in a tropical environment is menaced by a massive ophidian.  One of our heroes is a geometric, non-freon cooling device.

[swolt]

A magazine crew in a tropical environment is menaced by a massive ophidian.  One of our heroes is a geometric, non-freon cooling device.

anaconda

[Listener]

A magazine crew in a tropical environment is menaced by a massive ophidian.  One of our heroes is a geometric, non-freon cooling device.

anaconda

I think I made that one too easy.

[Listener]

Plays on words abound in a half-live-action, half-cartoon movie.  Letters are eaten.  A castle floats in the air, plus: dog with clock.

[swolt]

Plays on words abound in a half-live-action, half-cartoon movie.  Letters are eaten.  A castle floats in the air, plus: dog with clock.

I don't know the name of this movie, but I think I've seen it. He drives a little red car through a door and becomes a cartoon right?

it freaked me out when I was a kid.

[Listener]

Plays on words abound in a half-live-action, half-cartoon movie.  Letters are eaten.  A castle floats in the air, plus: dog with clock.

I don't know the name of this movie, but I think I've seen it. He drives a little red car through a door and becomes a cartoon right?

it freaked me out when I was a kid.

You're exactly right.

I loved the movie, and the book was great too.  I just wish the book had the illustrations from the movie, because the illustrator of the book had a creepy, Nightmare-Before-Christmas style to his drawings.

[Beefy]

The Pagemaster?

[Listener]

The Pagemaster?

Nope.  I think this movie came out before Macaulay Culkin was even conceived.

[DownSouth]

Fat cancer survivor wants to impress a girl.  Friend helps turn him into a fake Ausralian hunk.

You better get this Beef.

[Beefy]

Fat cancer survivor wants to impress a girl.  Friend helps turn him into a fake Ausralian hunk.

You better get this Beef.

The Last Starfighter

[swolt]

aliens that vaporize, a bad handshake, and Tom Jones. Stars lots of famous people. Dottie would like to keep SJP as a pet from this movie.