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cnamon

April 21, 2006, 11:10:40 AM
I was going to start a thread about bad beer, but when I saw the banner ads before I even typed in the word MILLER LITE, this showed up...

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SockmonkeyHolocaust

#1
April 21, 2006, 11:18:18 AM
butt crack in a bottle I know...

I know...

It's very serious....


Listener

#2
April 21, 2006, 11:20:33 AM
Quote from: Sockmonkeyholocaust on April 21, 2006, 11:18:18 AM
butt crack in a bottle I know...

I know...

It's very serious....

So ass me, ass me, ass me,
Ass me, ass me, ass me

Because if it's not a fart
Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb,
the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb,
That will stink up the privy

Weak, I know.

swolt

#3
April 21, 2006, 11:28:34 AM
when you're climbin' up a ladder and you feel somethin' splatter .... butt crack in a bottle
A clever man commits no minor blunders.

DownSouth

#4
April 21, 2006, 11:43:11 AM
Don't be talkin' shit about Miller Lite.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

pumpkineye

#5
April 21, 2006, 11:44:28 AM
awesome.

cnamon

#6
April 21, 2006, 11:48:06 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 21, 2006, 11:43:11 AM
Don't be talkin' shit about Miller Lite.
I drank some last night.  I seriously think it was regifted...

pumpkineye

#7
April 21, 2006, 11:54:46 AM
I've been enjoying beer a lot more lately.  but i'm snobby.  I tend to stick to pale ale.  Stone Pale ale is freaking great but i don't know if that nationwide or not.

cnamon

#8
April 21, 2006, 11:56:20 AM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 21, 2006, 11:54:46 AM
I've been enjoying beer a lot more lately.  but i'm snobby.  I tend to stick to pale ale.  Stone Pale ale is freaking great but i don't know if that nationwide or not.
Jeff and Luke are beer snobs, too.  Jeff is a fan of Beligian White Ales.  He was crushed when I told him Blue Moon was a Coors product.

He also likes Sam Adams White Ale and Summer Ale.

dazie

#9
April 21, 2006, 11:58:46 AM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 21, 2006, 11:54:46 AM
I've been enjoying beer a lot more lately.  but i'm snobby.  I tend to stick to pale ale.  Stone Pale ale is freaking great but i don't know if that nationwide or not.

Great Basin Brewery baby!  Gimme an Icky!

http://www.greatbasinbrewingco.com/ontap.html
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

pumpkineye

#10
April 21, 2006, 12:17:58 PM
Quote from: cnamon on April 21, 2006, 11:56:20 AM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 21, 2006, 11:54:46 AM
I've been enjoying beer a lot more lately.  but i'm snobby.  I tend to stick to pale ale.  Stone Pale ale is freaking great but i don't know if that nationwide or not.
Jeff and Luke are beer snobs, too.  Jeff is a fan of Beligian White Ales.  He was crushed when I told him Blue Moon was a Coors product.

He also likes Sam Adams White Ale and Summer Ale.

I can only have blue moon with orange slices.  then it's actually tastey

cnamon

#11
April 21, 2006, 12:21:58 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 21, 2006, 12:17:58 PM
Quote from: cnamon on April 21, 2006, 11:56:20 AM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 21, 2006, 11:54:46 AM
I've been enjoying beer a lot more lately.  but i'm snobby.  I tend to stick to pale ale.  Stone Pale ale is freaking great but i don't know if that nationwide or not.
Jeff and Luke are beer snobs, too.  Jeff is a fan of Beligian White Ales.  He was crushed when I told him Blue Moon was a Coors product.

He also likes Sam Adams White Ale and Summer Ale.

I can only have blue moon with orange slices.  then it's actually tastey
That is how Jeff drinks it too.  It is good.

cnamon

#12
April 21, 2006, 12:32:00 PM
You know, WHEN we have a DC Party, we have to go to the Brickskeller.  More beer than you can shake a stick at.

pumpkineye

#13
April 21, 2006, 01:05:57 PM
Quote from: cnamon on April 21, 2006, 12:32:00 PM
You know, WHEN we have a DC Party, we have to go to the Brickskeller.  More beer than you can shake a stick at.

i don't know, if jessie is there, there might be more stick shaking than beer.

dazie

#14
April 21, 2006, 01:12:50 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 21, 2006, 01:05:57 PM
Quote from: cnamon on April 21, 2006, 12:32:00 PM
You know, WHEN we have a DC Party, we have to go to the Brickskeller.  More beer than you can shake a stick at.

i don't know, if jessie is there, there might be more stick shaking than beer.

That made me spit a little soda.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Jessie

#15
April 21, 2006, 01:20:39 PM
Ok, I'm seriously starting to get offended by all these jokes.

Ok, not really.

Adam/Chris drinks Blue Moon.  Yuck.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Listener

#16
April 21, 2006, 05:00:02 PM
Taco Mac in Sandy Springs (GA) has like 200-something beers available.

Alice

#17
April 22, 2006, 12:51:18 AM
SMITHWICKS!!!

Gamplayerx

#18
April 22, 2006, 08:17:50 AM
I like Miller Lite.  I may have my old Brickskeller's passport out in a scary box in the scary shed.  I'd go look, but it's scary.

Dry then Catch

#19
May 05, 2006, 01:36:04 PM
everyone knows that butt crack out of the keg is much smoother. 

pumpkineye

#20
May 05, 2006, 05:08:06 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on May 05, 2006, 01:36:04 PM
everyone knows that butt crack out of the keg is much smoother. 
"tap that ass" has a whole new meaning here

eo000

#21
May 05, 2006, 05:09:31 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on May 05, 2006, 05:08:06 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on May 05, 2006, 01:36:04 PM
everyone knows that butt crack out of the keg is much smoother. 
"tap that ass" has a whole new meaning here
crap. what did it mean before?

Dry then Catch

#22
May 05, 2006, 06:40:07 PM
Quote from: eo000 on May 05, 2006, 05:09:31 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on May 05, 2006, 05:08:06 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on May 05, 2006, 01:36:04 PM
everyone knows that butt crack out of the keg is much smoother. 
"tap that ass" has a whole new meaning here
crap. what did it mean before?


tapping an ass

eo000

#23
May 06, 2006, 07:59:03 AM
wow, i was way off.

Gamplayerx

#24
May 06, 2006, 11:29:16 AM
I had a new beer (well, new to me) last night.  Asahi.  It's Japanese.  It wasn't horrible, but I doubt I'll ever have it again.

ReBurn

#25
May 06, 2006, 04:10:04 PM
I'm going to have some shrimp creole.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

ReBurn

#26
May 06, 2006, 07:28:39 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on May 06, 2006, 04:10:04 PM
I'm going to have some shrimp creole.
By the way, while we were in downtown Charleston this morning we stopped at the Gullah Gourmet booth in the market and we picked this up:

http://gullahgourmet.net/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=24&products_id=86

It took 20 minutes to make and it was very good.  Just add shrimp and water.  For a good meal in a hurry I recommend it.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!
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