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Spurrier is an ass

Started by DownSouth, August 04, 2005, 08:38:48 AM

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DownSouth

They raised the drug test failures from 3 to 4 for players.  Really care about the health of your players there ass munch.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

eo000

gotta keep 'em happy somehow.

Beefy


Jessie

I went to school with Debra and David Spurrier.  I think my brother had a crush on or dated Debra at some point.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ReBurn

Doesn't everyone deserve a fourth chance?
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

cnamon

STEVE SPURRIER RUINED THE REDSKINS!

I am glad he is now spreading his suckage in SC.

ursus

Quote from: cnamon on August 04, 2005, 11:59:46 AM
STEVE SPURRIER RUINED THE REDSKINS!

I am glad he is now spreading his suckage in SC.
I think that may be giving him too much credit. They sucked pretty hard before he got there.

Not that he isn't a total buttwipe...
I was just wondering...

cnamon

Quote from: ursus on August 05, 2005, 09:05:12 AM
Quote from: cnamon on August 04, 2005, 11:59:46 AM
STEVE SPURRIER RUINED THE REDSKINS!

I am glad he is now spreading his suckage in SC.
I think that may be giving him too much credit. They sucked pretty hard before he got there.

Not that he isn't a total buttwipe...
You are on your way to a smiting. 

I stand by my team like I'm Kobe's wife.

ursus

Quote from: cnamon on August 05, 2005, 09:08:10 AM
Quote from: ursus on August 05, 2005, 09:05:12 AM
Quote from: cnamon on August 04, 2005, 11:59:46 AM
STEVE SPURRIER RUINED THE REDSKINS!

I am glad he is now spreading his suckage in SC.
I think that may be giving him too much credit. They sucked pretty hard before he got there.

Not that he isn't a total buttwipe...
You are on your way to a smiting.

I stand by my team like I'm Kobe's wife.
But.....I don't have $4,000,000 to get you a ring... :'(
I was just wondering...

cnamon

Quote from: ursus on August 05, 2005, 09:38:56 AM
Quote from: cnamon on August 05, 2005, 09:08:10 AM
Quote from: ursus on August 05, 2005, 09:05:12 AM
Quote from: cnamon on August 04, 2005, 11:59:46 AM
STEVE SPURRIER RUINED THE REDSKINS!

I am glad he is now spreading his suckage in SC.
I think that may be giving him too much credit. They sucked pretty hard before he got there.

Not that he isn't a total buttwipe...
You are on your way to a smiting.

I stand by my team like I'm Kobe's wife.
But.....I don't have $4,000,000 to get you a ring... :'(
That's OK...I'll just take your soul.

ursus

Quote from: cnamon on August 05, 2005, 09:40:53 AM
Quote from: ursus on August 05, 2005, 09:38:56 AM
Quote from: cnamon on August 05, 2005, 09:08:10 AM
Quote from: ursus on August 05, 2005, 09:05:12 AM
Quote from: cnamon on August 04, 2005, 11:59:46 AM
STEVE SPURRIER RUINED THE REDSKINS!

I am glad he is now spreading his suckage in SC.
I think that may be giving him too much credit. They sucked pretty hard before he got there.

Not that he isn't a total buttwipe...
You are on your way to a smiting.

I stand by my team like I'm Kobe's wife.
But.....I don't have $4,000,000 to get you a ring... :'(
That's OK...I'll just take your soul.
OK, what do I get in return?

Spurrier still sux..
I was just wondering...

Mr. Ubiquity

you stand by your team like kobe's wife??


well thats not a good sign.. since kobe was out bangin some other chick...
his wife was left alone...


so thats all nice there.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Alice

Your mom is an ass.  Really.

ursus

Hey Alice, are you a South Carolina fan?

Isn't someone from SC going to tell us all what Alice likes?  :evil:
I was just wondering...

DownSouth

Quote from: ursus on August 08, 2005, 05:13:13 PM
Hey Alice, are you a South Carolina fan?

Isn't someone from SC going to tell us all what Alice likes?  :evil:
anal
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

dazie

Quote from: DownSouth on August 09, 2005, 10:01:12 AM
Quote from: ursus on August 08, 2005, 05:13:13 PM
Hey Alice, are you a South Carolina fan?

Isn't someone from SC going to tell us all what Alice likes?  :evil:
anal

She's not BISH for God's sake.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Alice

Quote from: ursus on August 08, 2005, 05:13:13 PM
Hey Alice, are you a South Carolina fan?

Isn't someone from SC going to tell us all what Alice likes?  :evil:
No, I'm not a SC fan.  I'm not really any college sport fan.  If anything I'd be Illini.

VikingJuice

Quote from: cnamon on August 05, 2005, 09:08:10 AM
Quote from: ursus on August 05, 2005, 09:05:12 AM
Quote from: cnamon on August 04, 2005, 11:59:46 AM
STEVE SPURRIER RUINED THE REDSKINS!

I am glad he is now spreading his suckage in SC.
I think that may be giving him too much credit. They sucked pretty hard before he got there.

Not that he isn't a total buttwipe...
You are on your way to a smiting. 

I stand by my team like I'm Kobe's wife.

Did your team ass rape some easy drunk chick in a hotel?

That said, Spurrier is a whiny little bitch.  He once complained that while the hits "were legal," Florida State's players hit his QB "too hard."  Imagine that, hitting the other team hard while playing a football game.

ursus

Quote from: DownSouth on August 09, 2005, 10:01:12 AM
Quote from: ursus on August 08, 2005, 05:13:13 PM
Hey Alice, are you a South Carolina fan?

Isn't someone from SC going to tell us all what Alice likes?  :evil:
anal
Close , real close. South Carolina's mascot in the Gamecock. They are known, colloquially, as the 'Cocks.
So:

Alice like the Cocks-Alice likes the Cocks-Alice likes the Cocks (etc.)
I was just wondering...

DownSouth

Hopefully one day the Cocks will play the Beavers.


Spurrier is an ass.
























I'll like him better if he wins though.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

dazie

Quote from: ursus on August 10, 2005, 07:06:00 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on August 09, 2005, 10:01:12 AM
Quote from: ursus on August 08, 2005, 05:13:13 PM
Hey Alice, are you a South Carolina fan?

Isn't someone from SC going to tell us all what Alice likes?  :evil:
anal
Close , real close. South Carolina's mascot in the Gamecock. They are known, colloquially, as the 'Cocks.
So:

Alice like the Cocks-Alice likes the Cocks-Alice likes the Cocks (etc.)

I'd like to apologize to everyone for this.   ::)  See what happens when I sleep in?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Alice

Quote from: ursus on August 10, 2005, 07:06:00 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on August 09, 2005, 10:01:12 AM
Quote from: ursus on August 08, 2005, 05:13:13 PM
Hey Alice, are you a South Carolina fan?

Isn't someone from SC going to tell us all what Alice likes?  :evil:
anal
Close , real close. South Carolina's mascot in the Gamecock. They are known, colloquially, as the 'Cocks.
So:

Alice like the Cocks-Alice likes the Cocks-Alice likes the Cocks (etc.)

Ohhhhhhhhhh.  I'm dumb.

:-[

Beefy

Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 10, 2005, 01:23:21 PM
Quote from: ursus on August 10, 2005, 07:06:00 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on August 09, 2005, 10:01:12 AM
Quote from: ursus on August 08, 2005, 05:13:13 PM
Hey Alice, are you a South Carolina fan?

Isn't someone from SC going to tell us all what Alice likes?  :evil:
anal
Close , real close. South Carolina's mascot in the Gamecock. They are known, colloquially, as the 'Cocks.
So:

Alice like the Cocks-Alice likes the Cocks-Alice likes the Cocks (etc.)

Ohhhhhhhhhh.  I'm dumb.

:-[

It's not like it's a falsehood.   ;D

Alice

Quote from: Beefy on August 10, 2005, 02:08:53 PM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 10, 2005, 01:23:21 PM
Quote from: ursus on August 10, 2005, 07:06:00 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on August 09, 2005, 10:01:12 AM
Quote from: ursus on August 08, 2005, 05:13:13 PM
Hey Alice, are you a South Carolina fan?

Isn't someone from SC going to tell us all what Alice likes?  :evil:
anal
Close , real close. South Carolina's mascot in the Gamecock. They are known, colloquially, as the 'Cocks.
So:

Alice like the Cocks-Alice likes the Cocks-Alice likes the Cocks (etc.)

Ohhhhhhhhhh.  I'm dumb.

:-[

It's not like it's a falsehood.   ;D
As far as I can remember it's not.  It has been a long time though.

ursus

#24
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 10, 2005, 02:10:36 PM
Quote from: Beefy on August 10, 2005, 02:08:53 PM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 10, 2005, 01:23:21 PM
Quote from: ursus on August 10, 2005, 07:06:00 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on August 09, 2005, 10:01:12 AM
Quote from: ursus on August 08, 2005, 05:13:13 PM
Hey Alice, are you a South Carolina fan?

Isn't someone from SC going to tell us all what Alice likes?  :evil:
anal
Close , real close. South Carolina's mascot in the Gamecock. They are known, colloquially, as the 'Cocks.
So:

Alice like the Cocks-Alice likes the Cocks-Alice likes the Cocks (etc.)

Ohhhhhhhhhh.  I'm dumb.

:-[


It's not like it's a falsehood.   ;D
As far as I can remember it's not. It has been a long time though.
I had a set of boxers that said,"you can't lick our cocks".
I wonder who lived in the before I got them...
I was just wondering...

ReBurn

11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

ursus

I was just wondering...

Alice

Quote from: ursus on August 10, 2005, 11:21:40 PM
I figured that Alice would have an Illinois plate...
Yup, but not for long hopefully.

I'm starting to budget to move out East.  ;)

Gamplayerx

Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 11, 2005, 09:02:39 AM
Quote from: ursus on August 10, 2005, 11:21:40 PM
I figured that Alice would have an Illinois plate...
Yup, but not for long hopefully.

I'm starting to budget to move out East.  ;)
East where? 

Alice

Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 11, 2005, 09:26:53 AM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 11, 2005, 09:02:39 AM
Quote from: ursus on August 10, 2005, 11:21:40 PM
I figured that Alice would have an Illinois plate...
Yup, but not for long hopefully.

I'm starting to budget to move out East.  ;)
East where? 
I'm not sure yet - but I'd like to be within a short drive (4 hours tops) of Norfolk.

Gamplayerx

Damn!  I think it's like 4 and a half hours to Norfolk from here.  Unless you go fast.  You're speedy, right??

DownSouth

If you move here I'll let you sit on my face.  Plus I sleep on the couch so you would have a free room.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Jessie

Quote from: DownSouth on August 11, 2005, 09:42:53 AM
If you move here I'll let you sit on my face.  Plus I sleep on the couch so you would have a free room.

hahahaha
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Alice

Quote from: DownSouth on August 11, 2005, 09:42:53 AM
If you move here I'll let you sit on my face.  Plus I sleep on the couch so you would have a free room.
I'd take you up on that offer, but, I don't like that.

Beefy

Quote from: DownSouth on August 11, 2005, 09:42:53 AM
If you move here I'll let you sit on my face.

This is why you're single.

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Beefy


Alice


Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.