Tour de France

[cnamon]

Am I the only person who just wanted to punch Sheryl Crow in the throat when they showed her on Sunday?

[ignom]

Did you know that Tour de France roughly translates to Tour of France?

I saw Sheryl Crow in concert once.

[DownSouth]

I didn't watch.

[Beefy]

I saw Sheryl Crow tour on that one album of hers that I really loved before she started getting boring.

[Jessie]

She's a total sellout.  I stopped respecting her when she went glam.

That said, it's amazing that he's won 7 in a row.

[Beefy]

She's a total sellout.  I stopped respecting her when she went glam.

That said, it's amazing that he's won 7 in a row.

The glam album may be the one I liked.  I forget the damned name of it.

[cnamon]

Worst dress Ever!


Even his kid finds her annoying.

[ignom]

She went glam?

I haven't liked her since Tuesday Night Music Club, which was a great album.

[Jessie]

Normal Sheryl Crow



Glam Sherly Crow



Her videos used to be about music, now they're about her hair and makeup and how hot she can look.

[Jessie]

Normal Sheryl Crow



Glam Sherly Crow



Her videos used to be about music, now they're about her hair and makeup and how hot she can look.

Well, crap.  Please hold.

[Jessie]

[Beefy]

Even his kid finds her annoying.

Is that John Kerry behind her?

[Jessie]

Even his kid finds her annoying.

Is that John Kerry behind her?

hahaha

[cnamon]

It very well could be...he was there I think.

[dazie]

Lance Armstrong is a stud.  Cheryl Crowe is one lucky woman.

[cnamon]

I don't find Lance attractive...he looks confused all the time.  Sheryl Crow looks like his groupie.

[ignom]

If you were a guy with only one testicle, you'd look confused all the time, too.

[Alice]

If you were a guy with only one testicle, you'd look confused all the time, too.

I'd imagine it would be just like wondering if you turned off the stove while you were on a plane to another state.  It would always be in the back of your mind, just eating away at you.

"I could have sworn I had both testicles.  I wonder where I left the left one?  Maybe it's on my nightstand?  I'll have to check that when I get home.  Wait, no - I picked up my wallet off of the nightstand this morning and it wasn't there.  Did I accidentally throw it out this morning?  Shit..."

[VikingJuice]

Lance- While I think his athletic accomplishments are amazing, I couldn't give two shits about cycling.  Plus, I hear he's a real dick in person.

Sheryl- Still one hot lady who seems to get better with age, but musically, I started losing interest when she covered Sweet Child of Mine.  She put the nail in her own career coffin with that crapfest that had the Steve McQueen song

[ignom]

I just thought of a hilarious joke!

They should rename it the Tour de LANCE. Hahahahahahahaha

[dazie]

I don't find Lance attractive...he looks confused all the time.

Probably- but damn he has lickable thighs.   

[cnamon]

I don't find Lance attractive...he looks confused all the time.

Probably- but damn he has lickable thighs.   

But knowing there is a prize missing at the end of the trail coupled with his personality, groupie girlfriend, and the fact that he looks confused makes me not want to go there.

[ReBurn]

If you were a guy with only one testicle, you'd look confused all the time, too.

That probably makes him more aerodynamic.

[dazie]

Young Lance sports a package.

[ReBurn]

Young Lance sports a package.

Get a load of the weenie-squeezer he's wearing.  Now all he needs is a beer gut to go with it.

I wonder if that's when he had both testicles?