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Started by swolt, May 23, 2006, 03:39:04 PM

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swolt

May 23, 2006, 03:39:04 PM
Dazie, I can get you the following:

AMD Athlon 3200+ Socket 939
1 Gig DDR 400 RAM
160 Gig SATA Hard Drive
16X DVD Burner
eVGA 6500 128MB PCI-E Video Card
ASUS A8V-E Motherboard w/on-board 5.1 sound and gigabit NIC

for $500. Whatcha think?
A clever man commits no minor blunders.

Mr. Ubiquity

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May 23, 2006, 03:43:16 PM
please tell me thats for a desktop..


no 19 inch LCD??


bummer.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

dazie

#2
May 23, 2006, 04:18:35 PM
It looks fancy- will it be able to do what I want it to do?

*is hardware illiterate*
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

swolt

#3
May 23, 2006, 04:55:54 PM
Quote from: dazie on May 23, 2006, 04:18:35 PM
It looks fancy- will it be able to do what I want it to do?

*is hardware illiterate*

yes, plus more. This system retails for about $1000.
A clever man commits no minor blunders.

ReBurn

#4
May 23, 2006, 05:51:01 PM
That's a nice system.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Miss Molly

#5
May 23, 2006, 07:53:05 PM
Could you do that for me, and I'll just have sex with you worth $500?

dazie

#6
May 23, 2006, 07:57:27 PM
Quote from: Miss Molly on May 23, 2006, 07:53:05 PM
Could you do that for me, and I'll just have sex with you worth $500?

I'd expect that'd be like half a hand job.  I've seen photos of you!  You're hawt!
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Miss Molly

#7
May 23, 2006, 08:22:14 PM
Yeah, I was thinking I'd claim the high-class hooker rate.

ReBurn

#8
May 24, 2006, 08:02:01 AM
Quote from: Miss Molly on May 23, 2006, 07:53:05 PM
Could you do that for me, and I'll just have sex with you worth $500?
Hey swolt, in some companies this is considered a legitimate business expense.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Alice

#9
May 24, 2006, 09:08:55 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on May 24, 2006, 08:02:01 AM
Quote from: Miss Molly on May 23, 2006, 07:53:05 PM
Could you do that for me, and I'll just have sex with you worth $500?
Hey swolt, in some companies this is considered a legitimate business expense.
Plus you have to snatch every opportunity for sex that you can, as you never know when the next opportunity will be along.

Jessie

#10
May 24, 2006, 09:17:40 AM
Quote from: Alice on May 24, 2006, 09:08:55 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on May 24, 2006, 08:02:01 AM
Quote from: Miss Molly on May 23, 2006, 07:53:05 PM
Could you do that for me, and I'll just have sex with you worth $500?
Hey swolt, in some companies this is considered a legitimate business expense.
Plus you have to snatch every opportunity for sex that you can, as you never know when the next opportunity will be along.
haha you said snatch.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

swolt

#11
May 24, 2006, 09:49:35 AM
Quote from: Alice on May 24, 2006, 09:08:55 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on May 24, 2006, 08:02:01 AM
Quote from: Miss Molly on May 23, 2006, 07:53:05 PM
Could you do that for me, and I'll just have sex with you worth $500?
Hey swolt, in some companies this is considered a legitimate business expense.
Plus you have to snatch every opportunity for sex that you can, as you never know when the next opportunity will be along.

thanks for reminding me
A clever man commits no minor blunders.

Alice

#12
May 24, 2006, 10:00:53 AM
Quote from: swolt on May 24, 2006, 09:49:35 AM
Quote from: Alice on May 24, 2006, 09:08:55 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on May 24, 2006, 08:02:01 AM
Quote from: Miss Molly on May 23, 2006, 07:53:05 PM
Could you do that for me, and I'll just have sex with you worth $500?
Hey swolt, in some companies this is considered a legitimate business expense.
Plus you have to snatch every opportunity for sex that you can, as you never know when the next opportunity will be along.

thanks for reminding me
No prob, bob.
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