McDonald's Fries

[cnamon]

Last night, in moment of weakness, I had McDonald's fries.

They didn't taste the same as I remember.  I think I have overcome my love for them.  That was the first time in 6 months that I had McDonald's food.

[DownSouth]

My dad told me my first solid food was a piece of a Mcdonald's fry.

[Beefy]

saltlicious

[BigDun]

You know they spray them with beef juice don't you?

[cnamon]

You know they spray them with beef juice don't you?

As long as it isn't pork...I don't care for them anymore...they tasted like crap.  I was very happy.

[ReBurn]

They probably removed them from the fryer before they were finished, leaving them raw inside.  I hate it when they do that.

[cnamon]

They probably removed them from the fryer before they were finished, leaving them raw inside.  I hate it when they do that.

They were done, but they just didn't taste the same.

[ReBurn]

They probably removed them from the fryer before they were finished, leaving them raw inside.  I hate it when they do that.

They were done, but they just didn't taste the same.

Maybe they accidentally fried them in the chicken mcnugget oil.

[eo000]

You know they spray them with beef juice don't you?

there's a visual i didn't need ever.

[Gamplayerx]

You know they spray them with beef juice don't you?

there's a visual i didn't need ever.

Haha

[Mr. Ubiquity]

would u like some potato to go with your salt and grease?

[cnamon]

I have been sick since I ate that garbage.  I am staying home.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I have been sick since I ate that garbage.  I am staying home.

you wanted the day off and did that on purpopse....

[cnamon]

I have been sick since I ate that garbage.  I am staying home.

you wanted the day off and did that on purpopse....

I wouldn't fake a sick day when it is so rainy outside...I would have called in sick yesterday if that were the case.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I have been sick since I ate that garbage.  I am staying home.

you wanted the day off and did that on purpopse....

I wouldn't fake a sick day when it is so rainy outside...I would have called in sick yesterday if that were the case.

if you did, it wouuld make everythign seem legit. (( too legit, too legit to quit,  hey heeeyyyy!!))  id be leary of people callin in on nice days..

[Listener]

an order of supersized fries = three whole potatoes

which is weird, because a supersized fries doesn't fill a lot of people up, but the same people look at a baked potato and are like, "I can't eat all that".

[Gamplayerx]

Supersized fries don't fill people up? 

[Listener]

Supersized fries don't fill people up? 

I probably phrased that wrong... I'm tired.

[Gamplayerx]

I never order fries.  I just sneak a few off of my husband's plate.  Annoys the crap out of him.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I never order fries.  I just sneak a few off of my husband's plate.  Annoys the crap out of him.

then your job is done 

[Alice]

...deja vu...

[Beefy]

...caribou...

[DownSouth]

Hey Boo Boo

[Alice]

...malibou...

(stork nightmare)

[cnamon]

I will never ever eat at McDonald's again.  I should have stayed at home today.

[Gamplayerx]

I can't believe that you're feeling the effects of some fries three days after the fact.  Perhaps you have a virus?

[Alice]

I can't believe that you're feeling the effects of some fries three days after the fact.  Perhaps you have a virus?

Is hypochondria a virus?

[cnamon]

I still can't eat solid food

Jeff had some of the fries and he is OK...he has been laughing at me for the past 3 days.  We ate pretty much the same thing all weekend.

[Jessie]

I still can't eat solid food

Jeff had some of the fries and he is OK...he has been laughing at me for the past 3 days.  We ate pretty much the same thing all weekend.

I'm thinking you may have something other than fryitis.

[cnamon]

I have lost about 5 pounds and I can't eat solid food.  I have been eating jello and ice cream.

[Listener]

I have lost about 5 pounds and I can't eat solid food.  I have been eating jello and ice cream.

I could stand to lose five pounds.

Times 20.

[DownSouth]

Go to the doctor.  I saw this report the other day about how too many antibiotics can fuck up your stomach.

[ReBurn]

Go to the doctor.  I saw this report the other day about how too many antibiotics can fuck up your stomach.

Amoxicillin will give you the trots.

[DownSouth]

Go to the doctor.  I saw this report the other day about how too many antibiotics can fuck up your stomach.

Amoxicillin will give you the trots.

I'm allergic to that. 

[cnamon]

I am not on antibiotics now.

I felt so bad yesterday that when I went to pick Jeff up, I walked outside in my footsie PJ's and my Elmo slippers. 

I then determined that there were too many people outside, so I through on some jeans.  Left the PJ top on, still rocked the Elmo slippers.

I am so ghetto.

[cnamon]

I feel sooooooo much better.  I can now eat solid food with no feeling of being ill.  Yay!

[ReBurn]

I feel sooooooo much better.  I can now eat solid food with no feeling of being ill.  Yay!

Want to go to McDonalds with me?

[Beefy]

I feel sooooooo much better.  I can now eat solid food with no feeling of being ill.  Yay!

Want to go to McDonalds with me?

EVIL

[Jessie]

I feel sooooooo much better.  I can now eat solid food with no feeling of being ill.  Yay!

Want to go to McDonalds with me?

You are growing up to be just like me.  I'm so proud.

[Beefy]

I feel sooooooo much better.  I can now eat solid food with no feeling of being ill.  Yay!

Want to go to McDonalds with me?

You are growing up to be just like me.  I'm so proud.

I'm no fool.  Dottie is perfectly capable of kicking my ass the next time I see her.  Reburn simply didn't know any better.

[Infobahn]

Went for lunch at (what Babybahn calls) Old McDonalds, today.  We take him there after his therapy sessions.

Love them apple dippers.

[ReBurn]

I feel sooooooo much better.  I can now eat solid food with no feeling of being ill.  Yay!

Want to go to McDonalds with me?

You are growing up to be just like me.  I'm so proud.

I'm no fool.  Dottie is perfectly capable of kicking my ass the next time I see her.  Reburn simply didn't know any better.

Which is something I can take comfort in.

[cnamon]

Went for lunch at (what Babybahn calls) Old McDonalds, today.  We take him there after his therapy sessions.

Love them apple dippers.

What would new McDonald's be?

[Infobahn]

Went for lunch at (what Babybahn calls) Old McDonalds, today.  We take him there after his therapy sessions.

Love them apple dippers.

What would new McDonald's be?

I dunno, but when we eat cheeseburgers, I sing the moo-moo verse.

[sapphirehart]

Went for lunch at (what Babybahn calls) Old McDonalds, today.  We take him there after his therapy sessions.

Love them apple dippers.

What would new McDonald's be?

I dunno, but when we eat cheeseburgers, I sing the moo-moo verse.

All I can ask is........why?

[cnamon]

Went for lunch at (what Babybahn calls) Old McDonalds, today.  We take him there after his therapy sessions.

Love them apple dippers.

What would new McDonald's be?

I dunno, but when we eat cheeseburgers, I sing the moo-moo verse.

All I can ask is........why?

I also hope the chickens don't cluck cluck in that version.  Because we all know the truth.

[Alice]

Went for lunch at (what Babybahn calls) Old McDonalds, today.  We take him there after his therapy sessions.

Love them apple dippers.

What would new McDonald's be?

I dunno, but when we eat cheeseburgers, I sing the moo-moo verse.

All I can ask is........why?

I also hope the chickens don't cluck cluck in that version.  Because we all know the truth.

Soilent Green is people?

[Dry then Catch]

the last few times I have been to McDonalds it was simply to urinate.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it Ronald!!


EDIT: I forgot i had a sausage McMuffin like 2 weeks ago.  there goes my high horse

[Alice]

the last few times I have been to McDonalds it was simply to urinate.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it Ronald!!


EDIT: I forgot i had a sausage McMuffin like 2 weeks ago.  there goes my high horse

I hope you've been taken down a peg.

[ReBurn]

I had an egg mcmuffin on the way to work this morning.  It was good.

[Dry then Catch]

the last few times I have been to McDonalds it was simply to urinate.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it Ronald!!


EDIT: I forgot i had a sausage McMuffin like 2 weeks ago.  there goes my high horse

I hope you've been taken down a peg.

if I'm not taken down from that it'll be from something else.

why can't McDonalds have Curly Fries?  Mashed Potatoes?  Okra?  Why only one side dish?

[ReBurn]

the last few times I have been to McDonalds it was simply to urinate.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it Ronald!!


EDIT: I forgot i had a sausage McMuffin like 2 weeks ago.  there goes my high horse

I hope you've been taken down a peg.

if I'm not taken down from that it'll be from something else.

why can't McDonalds have Curly Fries?  Mashed Potatoes?  Okra?  Why only one side dish?

Really!  At least at Wendy's I can get a cup of chili with my chicken nuggets.

[Dry then Catch]

the last few times I have been to McDonalds it was simply to urinate.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it Ronald!!


EDIT: I forgot i had a sausage McMuffin like 2 weeks ago.  there goes my high horse

I hope you've been taken down a peg.

if I'm not taken down from that it'll be from something else.

why can't McDonalds have Curly Fries?  Mashed Potatoes?  Okra?  Why only one side dish?

Really!  At least at Wendy's I can get a cup of chili with my chicken nuggets.

you can also get a side salad or baked potatoe.  but wendy's has its own unique set of problems.  we can put a man on the moon, but we can't create a perfect fast food restaurant.  and if anyone says "IN N OUT" i'm going to be sad

[ReBurn]

the last few times I have been to McDonalds it was simply to urinate.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it Ronald!!


EDIT: I forgot i had a sausage McMuffin like 2 weeks ago.  there goes my high horse

I hope you've been taken down a peg.

if I'm not taken down from that it'll be from something else.

why can't McDonalds have Curly Fries?  Mashed Potatoes?  Okra?  Why only one side dish?

Really!  At least at Wendy's I can get a cup of chili with my chicken nuggets.

you can also get a side salad or baked potatoe.  but wendy's has its own unique set of problems.  we can put a man on the moon, but we can't create a perfect fast food restaurant.  and if anyone says "IN N OUT" i'm going to be sad

At least the dead finger issue was resolved.

[DownSouth]

the last few times I have been to McDonalds it was simply to urinate.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it Ronald!!


EDIT: I forgot i had a sausage McMuffin like 2 weeks ago.  there goes my high horse

I hope you've been taken down a peg.

if I'm not taken down from that it'll be from something else.

why can't McDonalds have Curly Fries?  Mashed Potatoes?  Okra?  Why only one side dish?

Really!  At least at Wendy's I can get a cup of chili with my chicken nuggets.

you can also get a side salad or baked potatoe.  but wendy's has its own unique set of problems.  we can put a man on the moon, but we can't create a perfect fast food restaurant.  and if anyone says "IN N OUT" i'm going to be sad

Sonic

[Dry then Catch]

the last few times I have been to McDonalds it was simply to urinate.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it Ronald!!


EDIT: I forgot i had a sausage McMuffin like 2 weeks ago.  there goes my high horse

I hope you've been taken down a peg.

if I'm not taken down from that it'll be from something else.

why can't McDonalds have Curly Fries?  Mashed Potatoes?  Okra?  Why only one side dish?

Really!  At least at Wendy's I can get a cup of chili with my chicken nuggets.

you can also get a side salad or baked potatoe.  but wendy's has its own unique set of problems.  we can put a man on the moon, but we can't create a perfect fast food restaurant.  and if anyone says "IN N OUT" i'm going to be sad

At least the dead finger issue was resolved.

i was referring to the square shaped hamburgers and the general strain of mongloidism that affects most of their employess.  I totally forgot about the finger thing. 

[Dry then Catch]

the last few times I have been to McDonalds it was simply to urinate.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it Ronald!!


EDIT: I forgot i had a sausage McMuffin like 2 weeks ago.  there goes my high horse

I hope you've been taken down a peg.

if I'm not taken down from that it'll be from something else.

why can't McDonalds have Curly Fries?  Mashed Potatoes?  Okra?  Why only one side dish?

Really!  At least at Wendy's I can get a cup of chili with my chicken nuggets.

you can also get a side salad or baked potatoe.  but wendy's has its own unique set of problems.  we can put a man on the moon, but we can't create a perfect fast food restaurant.  and if anyone says "IN N OUT" i'm going to be sad

Sonic

that's not a bad point, Sonic is pretty close.  I don't want to only eat in my car or on an outdoor bench that I know a random feline has probably marked up.

[Jessie]

the last few times I have been to McDonalds it was simply to urinate.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it Ronald!!


EDIT: I forgot i had a sausage McMuffin like 2 weeks ago.  there goes my high horse

I hope you've been taken down a peg.

I love you both.

[BigDun]

the last few times I have been to McDonalds it was simply to urinate.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it Ronald!!


EDIT: I forgot i had a sausage McMuffin like 2 weeks ago.  there goes my high horse

I hope you've been taken down a peg.

if I'm not taken down from that it'll be from something else.

why can't McDonalds have Curly Fries?  Mashed Potatoes?  Okra?  Why only one side dish?

Really!  At least at Wendy's I can get a cup of chili with my chicken nuggets.

you can also get a side salad or baked potatoe.  but wendy's has its own unique set of problems.  we can put a man on the moon, but we can't create a perfect fast food restaurant.  and if anyone says "IN N OUT" i'm going to be sad

Sonic

that's not a bad point, Sonic is pretty close.  I don't want to only eat in my car or on an outdoor bench that I know a random feline has probably marked up.

I love eating lunch in my car. I can listen to NPR or a book on tape or even take a short nap.