Eff You Starburst!!!

[Alice]

I got Starburst out of the vending machine.  It says "Limited Edition Icey Bursts Flavor Inside".  Then, "Like strawbrrrrrrry? Try all the Limited edition fruit chews."

Okay so I think - one Strawbrrrry... no prob.  I bite into it, so far so good then *wham*  a mouth full of gross.  There's like this minty crap pocket in the middle.  Sick.  Strawberry mint candy?  There is a REASON why nobody makes those.

So I'm eating down the line.  Then I pick up the next glorious pink one.  MORE STRAWBRRRRY?!?!?  All the strawberry ones are effing strawbrrrry.  My favorite part about eating Starburst is eating the normal pink ones.    This sucks balls.

WTF?  Why?!!?!?!??!?!  Why couldn't you have screwed with the red ones?!?!?!

[SockmonkeyHolocaust]

the red ones are the best ones. I dream of having a ball of red starbursts exploding in my mouth and covering me in their red pearly goodness.

[DownSouth]

I'll stick with the sours.

[sapphirehart]

My dentist told me that I couldn't eat any more candy.

[Bennyhana]

My dentist told me that I couldn't eat any more candy.

Tell your dentist to piss up a rope. 

[cnamon]

My dentist told me that I couldn't eat any more candy.

Your dentist is a whore and can't be trusted.  Eat the candy.  Eat it.

[Dry then Catch]

candy is supposed to make you happy alice, not pissed off.  they have obviously failed.