Hatfield's Bacon

[ursus]

Be Warned!

This stuff is so thin it only has one side.

B-Fast was lessend this morn' by its very presence.

[Gamplayerx]

Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

[dazie]

Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.

[Gamplayerx]

Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.

Eww. 

[dazie]

Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.

Eww. 

Yeah.  It was pretty damn yucky.

[Gamplayerx]

Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.

Eww. 

Yeah.  It was pretty damn yucky.

You know, I'm a bit of a bacon fan, but in some situations, I've just got to say no, thanks. 

[dazie]

Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.

Eww. 

Yeah.  It was pretty damn yucky.

You know, I'm a bit of a bacon fan, but in some situations, I've just got to say no, thanks. 

Ditto.  Give me the thick cut, pepper rubbed style any time though.  YUM.

[Gamplayerx]

Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.

Eww. 

Yeah.  It was pretty damn yucky.

You know, I'm a bit of a bacon fan, but in some situations, I've just got to say no, thanks. 

Ditto.  Give me the thick cut, pepper rubbed style any time though.  YUM.

Mmmm.  Or just the thick-cut Virginia cured.

Great.  Now I'm salivating.  And it's 11:43, so even if I had bacon, it's too late to eat.  Thanks a hell of a lot, dazie.

[dazie]

Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.

Eww. 

Yeah.  It was pretty damn yucky.

You know, I'm a bit of a bacon fan, but in some situations, I've just got to say no, thanks. 

Ditto.  Give me the thick cut, pepper rubbed style any time though.  YUM.

Mmmm.  Or just the thick-cut Virginia cured.

Great.  Now I'm salivating.  And it's 11:43, so even if I had bacon, it's too late to eat.  Thanks a hell of a lot, dazie.

Sorry.  If it makes you feel any better, I'm in the same boat.  Except it's only 1043 here.

[Gamplayerx]

Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.

Eww. 

Yeah.  It was pretty damn yucky.

You know, I'm a bit of a bacon fan, but in some situations, I've just got to say no, thanks. 

Ditto.  Give me the thick cut, pepper rubbed style any time though.  YUM.

Mmmm.  Or just the thick-cut Virginia cured.

Great.  Now I'm salivating.  And it's 11:43, so even if I had bacon, it's too late to eat.  Thanks a hell of a lot, dazie.

Sorry.  If it makes you feel any better, I'm in the same boat.  Except it's only 1043 here.

Yeah, but you don't sleep, so you can eat round the clock.

[dazie]

Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.

Eww. 

Yeah.  It was pretty damn yucky.

You know, I'm a bit of a bacon fan, but in some situations, I've just got to say no, thanks. 

Ditto.  Give me the thick cut, pepper rubbed style any time though.  YUM.

Mmmm.  Or just the thick-cut Virginia cured.

Great.  Now I'm salivating.  And it's 11:43, so even if I had bacon, it's too late to eat.  Thanks a hell of a lot, dazie.

Sorry.  If it makes you feel any better, I'm in the same boat.  Except it's only 1043 here.

Yeah, but you don't sleep, so you can eat round the clock.

Hey- I took two melatonin tablets- theoretically I should sleep tonight.

[Gamplayerx]

Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.

Eww. 

Yeah.  It was pretty damn yucky.

You know, I'm a bit of a bacon fan, but in some situations, I've just got to say no, thanks. 

Ditto.  Give me the thick cut, pepper rubbed style any time though.  YUM.

Mmmm.  Or just the thick-cut Virginia cured.

Great.  Now I'm salivating.  And it's 11:43, so even if I had bacon, it's too late to eat.  Thanks a hell of a lot, dazie.

Sorry.  If it makes you feel any better, I'm in the same boat.  Except it's only 1043 here.

Yeah, but you don't sleep, so you can eat round the clock.

Hey- I took two melatonin tablets- theoretically I should sleep tonight.

I'm not up on the pharmaceutical world, but isn't melatonin the stuff in skin that makes you tan (or in my case, freckle)?

[eo000]

melanin

[Gamplayerx]

Oh.  Nevemind then.

[dazie]

*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"

[Gamplayerx]

*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"

And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

[dazie]

*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"

And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.

[Gamplayerx]

*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"

And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.

I was wondering about that third eye, but I didn't want to say anything in case you were sensative about it.

[dazie]

*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"

And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.

I was wondering about that third eye, but I didn't want to say anything in case you were sensative about it.

Nah.  It comes in handy on occassion.

[dc]

*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"

And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.

Inside the red zone!  I have a warning siren about 100 yards away.  We get some neat bugs, too!

[Gamplayerx]

*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"

And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.

I was wondering about that third eye, but I didn't want to say anything in case you were sensative about it.

Nah.  It comes in handy on occassion.

I'm sure it does, what with those kids and dogs and Ursus and all.  A lot more practical than that 11th toe.

*lol* eo's right. For a minute there I thought "DAMN! I got the wrong stuff!"

And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house. He's close to TMI.

Inside the red zone! I have a warning siren about 100 yards away. We get some neat bugs, too!

Sweetie, we'd never refer to you as "neat."

[dazie]

*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"

And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.

Inside the red zone!  I have a warning siren about 100 yards away.  We get some neat bugs, too!

[dazie]

*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"

And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.

I was wondering about that third eye, but I didn't want to say anything in case you were sensative about it.

Nah.  It comes in handy on occassion.

I'm sure it does, what with those kids and dogs and Ursus and all.  A lot more practical than that 11th toe.

And this little piggy...scares the hell out of me.

[Gamplayerx]

*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"

And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.

I was wondering about that third eye, but I didn't want to say anything in case you were sensative about it.

Nah.  It comes in handy on occassion.

I'm sure it does, what with those kids and dogs and Ursus and all.  A lot more practical than that 11th toe.

And this little piggy...scares the hell out of me.

At least you didn't get the extra nipples like some I could mention.  Makes bathingsuit shopping an even bigger trial.

[dc]

*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"

And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.

Inside the red zone!  I have a warning siren about 100 yards away.  We get some neat bugs, too!

Just like that.  Plus, I've been here long enough that I no longer need a night light.   I can illuminate any room.

[Gamplayerx]

*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"

And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.

Inside the red zone!  I have a warning siren about 100 yards away.  We get some neat bugs, too!

Just like that.  Plus, I've been here long enough that I no longer need a night light.   I can illuminate any room.

That must come in handy in small spaces like, say, a closet in Kentucky.

[ReBurn]

Mmmm.  Or just the thick-cut Virginia cured.

I didn't read that as Virginia cured the first time.  I'm glad I re-read it.

[Jessie]

I'm really craving artichoke dip.  It's better than bacon.

[ursus]

I'm really craving artichoke dip. It's better than bacon.

And it's not just for breakfast anymore.