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Started by Jessie, December 30, 2006, 10:10:19 PM

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Jessie

#25
January 15, 2007, 03:02:07 PM
This is seriously the neediest, clingiest cat ever.

She is always laying on me somewhere.  She sleeps with me every night, and when it's near time to get up, she starts sleeping ON me.  She's not a small cat, either.

This is me and her, sitting in the recliner, with me trying to use my right hand to mouse around on the internet.  This is how she lays about 75% of the time.

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we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Beefy

#26
January 15, 2007, 03:24:24 PM
awwwwwww

Alice

#27
January 15, 2007, 03:27:47 PM
Awwww...

dazie

#28
January 15, 2007, 03:37:28 PM
:)  She lubs you.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Gamplayerx

#29
January 15, 2007, 09:21:06 PM
OMG!  Ping has a twin.

ReBurn

#30
January 15, 2007, 10:39:31 PM
Which one is you and which one is her?
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Gamplayerx

#31
January 15, 2007, 10:42:16 PM
I'm pretty sure Jessie's the one without the facial hair.  Pretty sure.  I think.

ReBurn

#32
January 15, 2007, 10:48:43 PM
Oh right!  Her brother is the one with the facial hair.  I remember that because it burns her thighs.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Gamplayerx

#33
January 15, 2007, 10:49:26 PM
Did I ever tell you you're my hero?

ReBurn

#34
January 15, 2007, 10:51:56 PM
You told me this once:

QuoteReBurn's not a total tool
He's uber geeky yet kinda cool
Except when he lets loose a fart
Okay, I did make up that part
Oh no, I didn't. Woo boy! Have you never heard of beano? Good gravy!

Can someone open a window?
Light a match?

Baby, that's stanky.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Gamplayerx

#35
January 15, 2007, 10:54:47 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 15, 2007, 10:51:56 PM
You told me this once:

QuoteReBurn's not a total tool
He's uber geeky yet kinda cool
Except when he lets loose a fart
Okay, I did make up that part
Oh no, I didn't. Woo boy! Have you never heard of beano? Good gravy!

Can someone open a window?
Light a match?

Baby, that's stanky.
Haha!  That, too!

Jessie

#36
January 24, 2007, 07:50:56 PM


I've never seen a cat lay on its back the way she does.  Weird cat.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Dry then Catch

#37
January 25, 2007, 06:06:42 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 24, 2007, 07:50:56 PM


I've never seen a cat lay on its back the way she does.  Weird cat.

i want to pet it.  does she like other cats

Gamplayerx

#38
January 25, 2007, 06:59:34 PM
Mine are both back cats.

Jessie

#39
January 25, 2007, 08:20:05 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on January 25, 2007, 06:06:42 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 24, 2007, 07:50:56 PM


I've never seen a cat lay on its back the way she does.  Weird cat.

i want to pet it.  does she like other cats
Why, are you a cat?
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Beefy

#40
January 25, 2007, 08:30:45 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 25, 2007, 08:20:05 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on January 25, 2007, 06:06:42 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 24, 2007, 07:50:56 PM


I've never seen a cat lay on its back the way she does.  Weird cat.

i want to pet it.  does she like other cats
Why, are you a cat?

http://www.youtube.com/v/dP_tfVGKxdE

Jessie

#41
January 25, 2007, 09:07:42 PM
Aww that looks like my cat Hattie, who I had to leave in GA.

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we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ReBurn

#42
January 25, 2007, 10:25:19 PM
I still laugh when I think of a cat named Butters.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Alice

#43
January 26, 2007, 12:29:20 AM
Let it be stated for the record, that it was not me this time that posted the Kitty Cat song.  I cannot be blamed for getting it stuck in people's heads!!!


Beefy, you rule.

nishi

#44
January 26, 2007, 09:12:31 PM
i love the kittycat song.

my new cat, al swearingen, has started to live up to his namesake. soon he's going to be walking through the house calling people cocksucking hoopleheads.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

Alice

#45
January 26, 2007, 11:34:55 PM
Quote from: nishi on January 26, 2007, 09:12:31 PM
i love the kittycat song.

my new cat, al swearingen, has started to live up to his namesake. soon he's going to be walking through the house calling people cocksucking hoopleheads.
That is a fantastic name for a cat.  In fact, my best friend is living with some Navy buddies right now - their cat's name is Trixie.  We should get them together and see what happens.
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