To whoever decided on this subject. I love it.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house
Yo mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and sqeezed a booger from Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat, when she wear a Malcolm X jacket helicopters try to land on her back.
Yo mama so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside and the bitch went and got a bowl.
your mommas so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants feed her peanuts.
/i made that up right now
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the Guns n' Roses concert, they wouldn't let her backstage.
Your mother's got a wooden leg with a kickstand!
/Murphy
Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.
Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds
Yo momma so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids and yelled "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on March 23, 2005, 12:15:28 PM
your mommas so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants feed her peanuts.
/i made that up right now
You didn't make that up. Rodney Dangerfield made that joke in "Back to School"
no i swear i made that up. its a coincidence. i made it up at a really young age
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on March 24, 2005, 05:53:53 PM
no i swear i made that up. its a coincidence. i made it up at a really young age
You're just picking on Rodney because he's dead.
He don't get no respect.
Huuuh!
*sweats*
*fiddles with tie*
*does massive line of Coke*
i suppose i could have heard it and thought i made it up. damn i thought i was original.