Gas station chicken salad on wheat

[Jessie]

Surprisingly not that bad.

Let's all pray that I don't die.

[Beefy]

You are out of your fucking mind.

[dazie]

One of the best bbq places around here is in a gas station.  "Oklahoma Joe's" or something like that.  Tasty stuff.

[DownSouth]

At least it wasn't a Tijuana Torpedo.

You gonna die man.

[Alice]

Of course I'll pray for you...

Dominus hubiscum habisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus. Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus. When's the next bus? Suma cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy. Odesti fidellas. Centra fidellas. Hi fidellas. Post meridian. Anti-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All of the little meridians. Magna Carta. Master charga. Dume procellas. Lotsa vitalles.

[Jessie]

It was one of those prepackaged deals in the little fridge by the cokes.  Not that good, but not that bad.

[Bishamonten]

"Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special?  Yo!" - King of Parasites

( Listener will understand )

[Dry then Catch]

Of course I'll pray for you...

Dominus hubiscum habisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus. Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus. When's the next bus? Suma cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy. Odesti fidellas. Centra fidellas. Hi fidellas. Post meridian. Anti-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All of the little meridians. Magna Carta. Master charga. Dume procellas. Lotsa vitalles.

did you actually free-style, free association rap that?

Surprisingly not that bad.

Let's all pray that I don't die.

was it pre-vacuum sealed?

[Alice]

Of course I'll pray for you...

Dominus hubiscum habisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus. Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus. When's the next bus? Suma cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy. Odesti fidellas. Centra fidellas. Hi fidellas. Post meridian. Anti-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All of the little meridians. Magna Carta. Master charga. Dume procellas. Lotsa vitalles.

did you actually free-style, free association rap that?

No, that's from Johnny Dangerously.

[Jessie]

Of course I'll pray for you...

Dominus hubiscum habisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus. Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus. When's the next bus? Suma cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy. Odesti fidellas. Centra fidellas. Hi fidellas. Post meridian. Anti-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All of the little meridians. Magna Carta. Master charga. Dume procellas. Lotsa vitalles.

did you actually free-style, free association rap that?

Surprisingly not that bad.

Let's all pray that I don't die.

was it pre-vacuum sealed?

It was one of those prepackaged deals in the little fridge by the cokes. Not that good, but not that bad.

[Dry then Catch]

Of course I'll pray for you...

Dominus hubiscum habisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus. Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus. When's the next bus? Suma cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy. Odesti fidellas. Centra fidellas. Hi fidellas. Post meridian. Anti-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All of the little meridians. Magna Carta. Master charga. Dume procellas. Lotsa vitalles.

did you actually free-style, free association rap that?

Surprisingly not that bad.

Let's all pray that I don't die.

was it pre-vacuum sealed?

It was one of those prepackaged deals in the little fridge by the cokes. Not that good, but not that bad.

was it in a wedge shape

[Jessie]

Of course I'll pray for you...

Dominus hubiscum habisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus. Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus. When's the next bus? Suma cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy. Odesti fidellas. Centra fidellas. Hi fidellas. Post meridian. Anti-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All of the little meridians. Magna Carta. Master charga. Dume procellas. Lotsa vitalles.

did you actually free-style, free association rap that?

Surprisingly not that bad.

Let's all pray that I don't die.

was it pre-vacuum sealed?

It was one of those prepackaged deals in the little fridge by the cokes. Not that good, but not that bad.

was it in a wedge shape

Yes!

[Bishamonten]

Of course I'll pray for you...

Dominus hubiscum habisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus. Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus. When's the next bus? Suma cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy. Odesti fidellas. Centra fidellas. Hi fidellas. Post meridian. Anti-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All of the little meridians. Magna Carta. Master charga. Dume procellas. Lotsa vitalles.

did you actually free-style, free association rap that?

No, that's from Johnny Dangerously.

I adore you

[Alice]

Of course I'll pray for you...

Dominus hubiscum habisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus. Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus. When's the next bus? Suma cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy. Odesti fidellas. Centra fidellas. Hi fidellas. Post meridian. Anti-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All of the little meridians. Magna Carta. Master charga. Dume procellas. Lotsa vitalles.

did you actually free-style, free association rap that?

No, that's from Johnny Dangerously.

I adore you

[Listener]

Of course I'll pray for you...

Dominus hubiscum habisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus. Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus. When's the next bus? Suma cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy. Odesti fidellas. Centra fidellas. Hi fidellas. Post meridian. Anti-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All of the little meridians. Magna Carta. Master charga. Dume procellas. Lotsa vitalles.

You fargin' icehole.

(No, not really.)

Damn I hate being late to threads... I totally could've caught that this was Johnny Dangerously.  Oh well.

I'm surprised no one has yet made a reference to the sandwich Fry ate in that episode of Futurama, the one that gave him worms that made him a super-person.

[Bishamonten]

Of course I'll pray for you...

Dominus hubiscum habisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus. Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus. When's the next bus? Suma cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy. Odesti fidellas. Centra fidellas. Hi fidellas. Post meridian. Anti-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All of the little meridians. Magna Carta. Master charga. Dume procellas. Lotsa vitalles.

You fargin' icehole.

(No, not really.)

Damn I hate being late to threads... I totally could've caught that this was Johnny Dangerously.  Oh well.

I'm surprised no one has yet made a reference to the sandwich Fry ate in that episode of Futurama, the one that gave him worms that made him a super-person.

You sir, didn't read the entire thread!!

[ReBurn]

One of the best bbq places around here is in a gas station.  "Oklahoma Joe's" or something like that.  Tasty stuff.

My wife and I went to a BBQ place for lunch today.  It was so effing good.  Homemade everything.

Banana pudding is like manna.

[BigDun]

I just had a meatball sandwich from a quicky mart. It was the first time I have ever been to WaWa's. I was impressed.

[Jessie]

One of the best bbq places around here is in a gas station.  "Oklahoma Joe's" or something like that.  Tasty stuff.

My wife and I went to a BBQ place for lunch today.  It was so effing good.  Homemade everything.

Banana pudding is like manna.

Manna = lichens.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Of course I'll pray for you...

Dominus hubiscum habisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus. Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus. When's the next bus? Suma cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy. Odesti fidellas. Centra fidellas. Hi fidellas. Post meridian. Anti-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All of the little meridians. Magna Carta. Master charga. Dume procellas. Lotsa vitalles.

did you actually free-style, free association rap that?

Surprisingly not that bad.

Let's all pray that I don't die.

was it pre-vacuum sealed?

It was one of those prepackaged deals in the little fridge by the cokes. Not that good, but not that bad.

was it in a wedge shape

[Alice]

One of the best bbq places around here is in a gas station.  "Oklahoma Joe's" or something like that.  Tasty stuff.

My wife and I went to a BBQ place for lunch today.  It was so effing good.  Homemade everything.

Banana pudding is like manna.

Manna = lichens.

lichens = werewolves

Therefore.... Manna was werewolves.

[Beefy]

lichens = werewolves

Damnit.   

[Alice]

Wow, I'm retarded.  I never noticed the Liken shadow on the moon before now. 

Dur.

[dazie]

One of the best bbq places around here is in a gas station.  "Oklahoma Joe's" or something like that.  Tasty stuff.

My wife and I went to a BBQ place for lunch today.  It was so effing good.  Homemade everything.

Banana pudding is like manna.

Manna = lichens.

lichens = werewolves

Therefore.... Manna was werewolves.

What was time again?

[Beefy]

One of the best bbq places around here is in a gas station.  "Oklahoma Joe's" or something like that.  Tasty stuff.

My wife and I went to a BBQ place for lunch today.  It was so effing good.  Homemade everything.

Banana pudding is like manna.

Manna = lichens.

lichens = werewolves

Therefore.... Manna was werewolves.

What was time again?

Ooooo major reference points for that one.

I'd give more ++ if I could.

[dazie]

One of the best bbq places around here is in a gas station.  "Oklahoma Joe's" or something like that.  Tasty stuff.

My wife and I went to a BBQ place for lunch today.  It was so effing good.  Homemade everything.

Banana pudding is like manna.

Manna = lichens.

lichens = werewolves

Therefore.... Manna was werewolves.

What was time again?

Ooooo major reference points for that one.

I'd give more ++ if I could.

[Listener]

lichens = werewolves

Damnit.   

Not to be a dick (or more of a dick than usual), but the way they spell it is technically "Lycan", as in short for "lycanthropy".

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=lycanthropy

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=lichen

[Alice]

lichens = werewolves

Damnit.   

Not to be a dick (or more of a dick than usual), but the way they spell it is technically "Lycan", as in short for "lycanthropy".

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=lycanthropy

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=lichen

Yeah, I know how they spell it and I know what a lichen is. 

It was a joke, a play on words if you will. 

[Dry then Catch]

lichens = werewolves

Damnit.   

Not to be a dick (or more of a dick than usual), but the way they spell it is technically "Lycan", as in short for "lycanthropy".

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=lycanthropy

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=lichen

Yeah, I know how they spell it and I know what a lichen is. 

It was a joke, a play on words if you will. 

I'm not familiar with that concept.

[BigDun]

lichens = werewolves

Damnit.   

Not to be a dick (or more of a dick than usual), but the way they spell it is technically "Lycan", as in short for "lycanthropy".

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=lycanthropy

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=lichen

Yeah, I know how they spell it and I know what a lichen is. 

It was a joke, a play on words if you will. 

I'm not familiar with that concept.

That's common among people for which English is not their first language.

[Gamplayerx]

I'm going to just skip over the nerdytalk.  WaWa is pretty good for a convenience store.

[ReBurn]

I've been informed that a chicken salad sandwich is not a light lunch.

/chatitard.

[Gamplayerx]

I've been informed that a chicken salad sandwich is not a light lunch.

/chatitard.

Well, it's not.  Unless you make it with fat free mayonnaise - but that's just too disgusting to contemplate.

[ReBurn]

I've been informed that a chicken salad sandwich is not a light lunch.

/chatitard.

Well, it's not.  Unless you make it with fat free mayonnaise - but that's just too disgusting to contemplate.

[DownSouth]

I always thought a light lunch was one that didn't want to make you go into a coma after you ate it like an all you can eat buffet.  The second half of my sandwich is still in the fridge if someone wants it.

[ReBurn]

I always thought a light lunch was one that didn't want to make you go into a coma after you ate it like an all you can eat buffet.  The second half of my sandwich is still in the fridge if someone wants it.

We're both wrong.

[DownSouth]

I always thought a light lunch was one that didn't want to make you go into a coma after you ate it like an all you can eat buffet.  The second half of my sandwich is still in the fridge if someone wants it.

We're both wrong.

Guys are always wrong.

[Gamplayerx]

I always thought a light lunch was one that didn't want to make you go into a coma after you ate it like an all you can eat buffet.  The second half of my sandwich is still in the fridge if someone wants it.

We're both wrong.

Guys are always wrong.

No they're not.