THWARTED!

[dazie]

I think Ursus has discovered my undying love for my Starbucks boy. 

He (Ursus, not the Starbucks boy) went and bought a 12 cup coffee maker this weekend and made coffee this morning, thereby thwarting me in my daily stop to pick up overpriced and not all that worth it coffee drinks from Hottie Nathan.

DAMN YOUUU URSUS!

[cnamon]

Kill him.

[dazie]

Ursus?  Nah.  He's handy to have around the house sometimes.

Except when he thwarts me.

Maybe I'll step on his toe.

[meredith]

he was just worried about the overpriced coffee.  i can't blame him.  

you can still sneak off for a rendezvous with your starbucks boy!

[nishi]

it is not acceptable in interfere with the coffee crush of another.

[Alice]

it is not acceptable in interfere with the coffee crush of another.

Very true.  Same goes for bartender crushes.

[nishi]

it is not acceptable in interfere with the coffee crush of another.

Very true.  Same goes for bartender crushes.

also the crush at the bakery, the wine shop, and the cheese section at whole foods.

for some reason, this does not extend to bank tellers. i have never known anyone to have a crush on a bank teller.

[DownSouth]

it is not acceptable in interfere with the coffee crush of another.

Very true.  Same goes for bartender crushes.

also the crush at the bakery, the wine shop, and the cheese section at whole foods.

for some reason, this does not extend to bank tellers. i have never known anyone to have a crush on a bank teller.

What about a CVS employee?

[nishi]

it is not acceptable in interfere with the coffee crush of another.

Very true.  Same goes for bartender crushes.

also the crush at the bakery, the wine shop, and the cheese section at whole foods.

for some reason, this does not extend to bank tellers. i have never known anyone to have a crush on a bank teller.

What about a CVS employee?

do you have a crush on one? we can write you a rider for that. otherwise, they are also excluded, along with bank tellers.

[BigDun]

it is not acceptable in interfere with the coffee crush of another.

Very true.  Same goes for bartender crushes.

also the crush at the bakery, the wine shop, and the cheese section at whole foods.

for some reason, this does not extend to bank tellers. i have never known anyone to have a crush on a bank teller.

What about a CVS employee?

do you have a crush on one? we can write you a rider for that. otherwise, they are also excluded, along with bank tellers.

To write you a rider, we will need photographic proof of her hotness.

[Gamplayerx]

it is not acceptable in interfere with the coffee crush of another.

Very true.  Same goes for bartender crushes.

also the crush at the bakery, the wine shop, and the cheese section at whole foods.

for some reason, this does not extend to bank tellers. i have never known anyone to have a crush on a bank teller.

What about a CVS employee?

Good gods, man.  It's been like 2 years.  Ask her out already or before you know it, she's going to graduate high school and go off to college. 

[Beefy]

it is not acceptable in interfere with the coffee crush of another.

Very true.  Same goes for bartender crushes.

also the crush at the bakery, the wine shop, and the cheese section at whole foods.

for some reason, this does not extend to bank tellers. i have never known anyone to have a crush on a bank teller.

What about a CVS employee?

Good gods, man.  It's been like 2 years.  Ask her out already or before you know it, she's going to graduate high school and go off to college. 

hahaha

[dazie]

Coffee emergency!

My boy was in a car accident in the storm in western KS last week- he had to have surgery and MAY be out of the hospital today.



How does one send flowers to "Nathan, that guy that works at Starbucks"

[Gamplayerx]

Good god, you scared me.  I thought you meant your actual boy.

[dazie]

*lol*  Sorry about that.

Although, if it had been my actual boy, I'd probably have made a thread just for him...

[dazie]

Oh Fraptious Day! Kaloo Kalay!

My coffee boy is back at work finally.  Yay!  Spent time in the hospital in Denver, then a month at his parents' while his jaw was rebuilt.

Yikes.  I told him not to do that again. 

[Beefy]

Yikes.  I told him not to do that again. 

I'm sure that will be what puts him on the straight and narrow.



/for kaloo kalay, you get snark

[dazie]

Yikes.  I told him not to do that again. 

I'm sure that will be what puts him on the straight and narrow.



/for kaloo kalay, you get snark

Hey- I'm a mom.  Doesn't everyone listen to what moms say?

That damn kaloo kalay thing has been in my head for weeks.  Where the hell did it originate??

[Bishamonten]

Oh Fraptious Day! Kaloo Kalay!

My coffee boy is back at work finally.  Yay!  Spent time in the hospital in Denver, then a month at his parents' while his jaw was rebuilt.

Yikes.  I told him not to do that again. 

As long as your response wasn't "Oh God!  I hope you didn't injure your tongue as well!"

[Beefy]

Yikes.  I told him not to do that again. 

I'm sure that will be what puts him on the straight and narrow.



/for kaloo kalay, you get snark

Hey- I'm a mom.  Doesn't everyone listen to what moms say?

That damn kaloo kalay thing has been in my head for weeks.  Where the hell did it originate??

Perhaps you should ask Alice.

[dazie]

THANK YOU.

God that's been driving me insane.

[Alice]

THANK YOU.

God that's been driving me insane.

[Gamplayerx]

THANK YOU.

God that's been driving me insane.

I don't get it.

[dazie]

THANK YOU.

God that's been driving me insane.

I don't get it.

Well, quite often, when I have a phrase stuck in my head and I can't place its origin, I get cranky about it...

[Gamplayerx]

THANK YOU.

God that's been driving me insane.

I don't get it.

Well, quite often, when I have a phrase stuck in my head and I can't place its origin, I get cranky about it...

No.  I don't get the phrase or its origin.