I just saw a commercial for the Kentucky Derby.
It seems (to me) that every year Jessie has the opportunity to go to the event, or at least an associated event, where a dress and "Big Ass Hattm" are needed. Also, it seems (to me) that every year Jessie waits until the last moment and obsesses about said hat and dress.
So, I love you Jessie, but if you are going to something again, maybe this would be a good time to start. Unless that would give you more time to obsess, then please wait until the last minute.
Love you Jessie.
See, the problem is that I dont KNOW if I get to go until the last minute.
Sometimes I do, sometimes not. And I never know exactly how MANY events I'm going to.
It's very frustrating.