Rainbow Sherbet

[Jessie]

Someone here hates that movie because it's all about how she only finds her self worth when she's all dolled up and pretty.

*raises hand*

Great values we're teaching our young women.

Sorry I didn't reply sooner, I was just in the bathroom getting rid of dinner.

I'M SO UGLY.

I think the values we're teaching our girls is just fine.

I'll be back after my botox appointment.

That's got potential for a great poop joke.

Bulemia can work either way, really.

[grace]

What is spamoni? 

I've only had lime sherbet in recent years.

Italian ice cream of sorts. square shaped with three sections, pink section has crushed cherries, white is vanilla, and the green has pastachios (i think, last i remember.) super creamy...
used to buy it in phila.

[ReBurn]

Goulash, garbonzo beans and guacamole,
Romaine, rice, and ravioli,
Spinach, saurkraut, and cold spamoni,
That's one delicious trip around the world!

[grace]

Goulash, garbonzo beans and guacamole,
Romaine, rice, and ravioli,
Spinach, saurkraut, and cold spamoni,
That's one delicious trip around the world!

dam ... all that got me hungry,
now i want some cuban pastry...

[nishi]

actually, the third flavor in spumoni is chocolate with almonds in it, along with the cherry ice cream with cherries and the pistaschio ice cream with pistachioes. i have some in my freezer. it's my favorite kind of ice cream, but it's really hard to find.

i will also be the 'r' nazi, and remind everyone that it is 'sherbet', not 'sherbert'. since i am going back to being an audiobook narrator, i will now be the pronunciation annoyance that you all love to hate.

i'm not having a very chipper weekend. sorry. also, for the record, this spumoni could be of a much higher quality. why do ben and fucking jerry not market spumoni, seeing as it is one of the best kinds of available ice cream? why would one fuck around with some of the contorted combinations they come up with when the italians perfected this kind of thing eons ago? i ask you.

[Gamplayerx]

Hi, nishi!  Um, don't shoot me.  I spelled sherbet correctly.

[dc]

Sherbert!

[Gamplayerx]

Sherbert!

Yeah. Shoot him!

[nishi]

Sherbert!

Yeah. Shoot him!

not a problem. the closet is at a fairly close range. although i don't own any kinds of guns or anything.

i'd throw a toaster at him or something but i really like my toaster. maybe that blender my brother gave me. it's really heavy and i hardly ever use it.

[Gamplayerx]

Sherbert!

Yeah. Shoot him!

not a problem. the closet is at a fairly close range. although i don't own any kinds of guns or anything.

i'd throw a toaster at him or something but i really like my toaster. maybe that blender my brother gave me. it's really heavy and i hardly ever use it.

I'll lend you our breadmaker.

[dc]

Sherbert!

Yeah. Shoot him!

not a problem. the closet is at a fairly close range. although i don't own any kinds of guns or anything.

i'd throw a toaster at him or something but i really like my toaster. maybe that blender my brother gave me. it's really heavy and i hardly ever use it.

It's fun to make her bang on the door and curse at me through it.

[Gamplayerx]

Sherbert!

Yeah. Shoot him!

not a problem. the closet is at a fairly close range. although i don't own any kinds of guns or anything.

i'd throw a toaster at him or something but i really like my toaster. maybe that blender my brother gave me. it's really heavy and i hardly ever use it.

It's fun to make her bang on the door and curse at me through it.

I've got him pinned.  Throw, Nishi, throw!

(sorry - watched Forrest Gump tonight)

[nishi]

Sherbert!

Yeah. Shoot him!

not a problem. the closet is at a fairly close range. although i don't own any kinds of guns or anything.

i'd throw a toaster at him or something but i really like my toaster. maybe that blender my brother gave me. it's really heavy and i hardly ever use it.

It's fun to make her bang on the door and curse at me through it.

I've got him pinned.  Throw, Nishi, throw!

(sorry - watched Forrest Gump tonight)

throwing things at him while someone else holds him down is much more gratifying.

[Gamplayerx]

Sherbert!

Yeah. Shoot him!

not a problem. the closet is at a fairly close range. although i don't own any kinds of guns or anything.

i'd throw a toaster at him or something but i really like my toaster. maybe that blender my brother gave me. it's really heavy and i hardly ever use it.

It's fun to make her bang on the door and curse at me through it.

I've got him pinned.  Throw, Nishi, throw!

(sorry - watched Forrest Gump tonight)

throwing things at him while someone else holds him down is much more gratifying.

Excellent. Then these vises I bought won't go to waste.

[nishi]

Sherbert!

Yeah. Shoot him!

not a problem. the closet is at a fairly close range. although i don't own any kinds of guns or anything.

i'd throw a toaster at him or something but i really like my toaster. maybe that blender my brother gave me. it's really heavy and i hardly ever use it.

It's fun to make her bang on the door and curse at me through it.

I've got him pinned.  Throw, Nishi, throw!

(sorry - watched Forrest Gump tonight)

throwing things at him while someone else holds him down is much more gratifying.

Excellent. Then these vises I bought won't go to waste.

also, for christmas, my brother gave me two sets of those heavy duty lockdown straps that you use to haul things around. i haven't really had a use for them until now.

[Gamplayerx]

We have some of those, too!  This is going to be the most awesome takedown ever!

[nishi]

We have some of those, too!  This is going to be the most awesome takedown ever!

have you ever used them? i think my brother gave them to me because he had a set and we tried to use them to take out a particularly reluctant and annoying small tree root in my yard. it didn't work. so... he gave me some.

[nishi]

two sets of them, in fact.

[Gamplayerx]

We're talking about the things that look like safety patrol belts only longer with the clicky thing, right? 

[nishi]

We're talking about the things that look like safety patrol belts only longer with the clicky thing, right? 

indeed. safety partrol belts... with a difference. like safety patrol belts for a school for rhinos.

[Jessie]

Timothy has a safety patrol belt!

Are you all talking about ratchet straps?

[Jessie]

[nishi]

Timothy has a safety patrol belt!

Are you all talking about ratchet straps?

yes!

what am i supposed to use them for? i don't know that i have that much that needs racheting. is it some kind of gift code?

[dc]

You'll have to make it through my barricade first.  there's no way I'm opening this door now.

[Gamplayerx]

Well, say you have some stuff (like dc) that you need to hold down somewhere (like, say, a closet) - what you do is you take the main part of the safetry patrol belt and wrap it around everything, and then you feed the end into the clicky thing and then you milk it and you're gravy.

Okay, maybe not milk it.  Pump it?