Easy snack for the non-diabetics

[Listener]

The other day, my 14 year old son was making a sandwich.  Unfortunately for him, we were out of sandwich meat.  However, he didn't realize this until after he'd already put mayo on two slices of bread.  So, instead of a ham sandwich, he had a mayo sandwich.

With some lettuce and tomato, it's almost a garden salad.

[dazie]

Peanut butter and pickle sammiches.  Yum.

a leftover pregnant food craving?

Nope.  I've eaten them all my life.  The only pregnant craving I had was pepperocini peppers.

[Gamplayerx]

As many of you know, I am a gourmet chef of the caliber that makes those losers at the Cordon Bleu jealous. 

Because I like you, I'm going to pass along my super secret recipe for a yummy sweet treat.

Step 1:  Get a bowl
Step 2:  Fill with Life cereal (the regular, not the cinnamon stuff)
Step 3:  Add chocolate chips.  Lots of chocolate chips
Step 4:  Lovingly pour in condensed milk.  Straight.
Step 5:  Find a spoon
Step 6:  Enjoy!

[Listener]

Y'know, if you cook condensed milk in the can, I hear it turns into caramel.