Around my house

[Jessie]

Dust.  Lots  of it.

[BigDun]

Keep it away from my house. We had a showing today and dust doesn't show well.

[Gamplayerx]

You need swiffer!

[pumpkineye]

my dad bought us this dirt devil 3pack for like $70.  we got a fullsize vaccuuummmm, a little handheld for upolstry and stairs (but we have no stairs, so just for upulstry), and a floor one that you remove the floor brush attachment and handle and can be a little handheld quick cleanup thingy.

I dusted with the host attachment and it worked.  i was sneezey

*oops, I meant hose attachment.  I know that this is vital information....

just punch me in the face already, gosh.

[DownSouth]

Stupid pollen.  I use orange pledge.  Smells good.

[sapphirehart]

Dusting sounds too much like work.

[Miss Molly]

my dad bought us this dirt devil 3pack for like $70.  we got a fullsize vaccuuummmm, a little handheld for upolstry and stairs (but we have no stairs, so just for upulstry), and a floor one that you remove the floor brush attachment and handle and can be a little handheld quick cleanup thingy.

I dusted with the host attachment and it worked.  i was sneezey

*oops, I meant hose attachment.  I know that this is vital information....

just punch me in the face already, gosh.

IF that vacuum really worked, you wouldn't be sneezy.  All it did was spit it back into the air.

[pumpkineye]

my dad bought us this dirt devil 3pack for like $70.  we got a fullsize vaccuuummmm, a little handheld for upolstry and stairs (but we have no stairs, so just for upulstry), and a floor one that you remove the floor brush attachment and handle and can be a little handheld quick cleanup thingy.

I dusted with the host attachment and it worked.  i was sneezey

*oops, I meant hose attachment.  I know that this is vital information....

just punch me in the face already, gosh.

IF that vacuum really worked, you wouldn't be sneezy.  All it did was spit it back into the air.

Also i don't seem to tell stories in order.  This is because we moved this weekend and stuff was all dusty from being in storage.  Nonono, i vacuumed because i was sneazy..

[Dry then Catch]

go to one of them cities with the brown people marching and hire one of them to remove the dust

[ReBurn]

Everything in my house is currently covered in a fine layer of drywall dust.  What do I smell when I take a deep breath?  Drywall dust.

[Dry then Catch]

do you like the smell, i like the aroma of gas