bish! hatt!! look at THIS!

[nishi]

http://www.cthulhusex.com/sinfo.asp

<<All submissions to Cthulhu Sex must contain a major thread of at least one of the three themes in the subtitle Blood, Sex and Tentacles.>>

who knew???

[Bishamonten]

The half dozen stories I've submitted to them got rejected w/ a note that I should seek help for my disturbing "anal" fixation.  Prudes!

[Jessie]

Can the rest of us look or is this private?

[nishi]

look away! anyone who loves cthulthu is more than welcome!

and by "love" i mean "want to caress his tentacles until your mind is sucked into the screaming vortex".

[Alice]

look away! anyone who loves cthulthu is more than welcome!

My ex was terrified of Cthulhu.  I couldn't even mention the name without him freaking out - which is a shame because I have a few random Cthulhu things.

When he cheated on me with side ponytail girl, I sent him a present in the mail.  It was a Cthulhu plush.  I hope he pissed his khakis.

[Jessie]

I really don't know what he/it is.

If you don't like side ponytail girls, DO NOT look at my fark profile, alice.  I want us to remain friends.

[Bishamonten]

Your ex boyfriend sounds like a weiner...

[nishi]

look away! anyone who loves cthulthu is more than welcome!

My ex was terrified of Cthulhu.  I couldn't even mention the name without him freaking out - which is a shame because I have a few random Cthulhu things.

When he cheated on me with side ponytail girl, I sent him a present in the mail.  It was a Cthulhu plush.  I hope he pissed his khakis.

i totally love you.

of course, i would have tried to find the real cthluhu and mail him THAT.....  just imagine that moment of unwrapping. we can only hope the side ponytail girl would have been there too.....

[Gamplayerx]

How do you pronounce "Cthulhu"?  I think I've asked this before.

[Jessie]

In my mind, it's chultu, which is totally wrong.

[BigDun]

I always pronouce it kThulu

[Alice]

I always pronounce it :   kuh - thoo - loo

[Gamplayerx]

I always pronouce it kThulu

What's that?  A nearly silent k?

[BigDun]

I always pronouce it kThulu

What's that?  A nearly silent k?

Exactly. A barely perceptible k at the beginning of Thulu.

[dazie]

I always pronouce it kThulu

You are a huge nerd for figuring out how to do that.

However, that's exactly how I pronounce it.

We need a Cthulhu icon I think.  I will find one.

[dazie]

heh.

http://www.spicejar.org/asiplease/archives/000350.html

[nishi]

according to the stories, it's not actually pronounceable anyway. dang Old Ones, with their fancy-schmancy ways of saying things. with their tentacle lips.

[ursus]

...and thier houses based on non-euclidian geometry.

I hear that there's some great kayaking on the Miskatonic...

[Mr. Ubiquity]

The half dozen stories I've submitted to them got rejected w/ a note that I should seek help for my disturbing "anal" fixation.  Prudes!

dont say its an anal fixation.   say you are trying to communicate with their prostate.