The Software Fairy

[Listener]

I think the Software Fairy is following me.

Last summer, a copy of Microsoft Visio disappeared into thin air.  The disk is bright-red.  I have looked everywhere in my house twice.  I have no idea where it could have gone.

A few months ago, I bought a DVD writer (external, USB).  It came with DVD authoring software.  Now that I have a new lappy, though, I've been looking for the rest of my software, and the DVD authoring CD is gone.  I've looked everywhere.  I've checked every room in the house twice.

The Software Fairy took it.  I'm sure of it.

*grumble*

I really need that sofware.

[Bishamonten]

Take refuge my boy

[Listener]

Take refuge my boy

Yeah, yeah, I know.

[ReBurn]

Sounds more like the software goblins.

Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle, beyond the goblin city, to take back the software that you have stolen.

[Listener]

Sounds more like the software goblins.

Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle, beyond the goblin city, to take back the software that you have stolen.

That's from Labyrinth, isn't it.  Either that or South Park.  I sometimes get them confused.

I'm going to be checking under the couch for the DVD authoring software tomorrow.  My cats may have knocked it around without my knowledge.  If it's not there, I may be forced to give up.

[ReBurn]

Sounds more like the software goblins.

Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle, beyond the goblin city, to take back the software that you have stolen.

That's from Labyrinth, isn't it.  Either that or South Park.  I sometimes get them confused.

I'm going to be checking under the couch for the DVD authoring software tomorrow.  My cats may have knocked it around without my knowledge.  If it's not there, I may be forced to give up.

WINNAR!  Labyrinth.  Except without the software.  I made that part up.

[Listener]

Sounds more like the software goblins.

Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle, beyond the goblin city, to take back the software that you have stolen.

That's from Labyrinth, isn't it.  Either that or South Park.  I sometimes get them confused.

I'm going to be checking under the couch for the DVD authoring software tomorrow.  My cats may have knocked it around without my knowledge.  If it's not there, I may be forced to give up.

WINNAR!  Labyrinth.  Except without the software.  I made that part up.

I'm playing with my balls right now...

[ReBurn]

Sounds more like the software goblins.

Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle, beyond the goblin city, to take back the software that you have stolen.

That's from Labyrinth, isn't it.  Either that or South Park.  I sometimes get them confused.

I'm going to be checking under the couch for the DVD authoring software tomorrow.  My cats may have knocked it around without my knowledge.  If it's not there, I may be forced to give up.

WINNAR!  Labyrinth.  Except without the software.  I made that part up.

I'm playing with my balls right now...

Jennifer Connelly is extremely hot.  David Bowie is extremely weird.

[Listener]

Sounds more like the software goblins.

Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle, beyond the goblin city, to take back the software that you have stolen.

That's from Labyrinth, isn't it.  Either that or South Park.  I sometimes get them confused.

I'm going to be checking under the couch for the DVD authoring software tomorrow.  My cats may have knocked it around without my knowledge.  If it's not there, I may be forced to give up.

WINNAR!  Labyrinth.  Except without the software.  I made that part up.

I'm playing with my balls right now...

Jennifer Connelly is extremely hot.  David Bowie is extremely weird.

If you rent or buy the fifties (I think) movie "Mulholland Falls" (filmed relatively recently, but set in the fifties), you can see her boobs.

The rest of the movie ain't bad either.

Just sayin'.

[ReBurn]

Sounds more like the software goblins.

Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle, beyond the goblin city, to take back the software that you have stolen.

That's from Labyrinth, isn't it.  Either that or South Park.  I sometimes get them confused.

I'm going to be checking under the couch for the DVD authoring software tomorrow.  My cats may have knocked it around without my knowledge.  If it's not there, I may be forced to give up.

WINNAR!  Labyrinth.  Except without the software.  I made that part up.

I'm playing with my balls right now...

Jennifer Connelly is extremely hot.  David Bowie is extremely weird.

If you rent or buy the fifties (I think) movie "Mulholland Falls" (filmed relatively recently, but set in the fifties), you can see her boobs.

The rest of the movie ain't bad either.

Just sayin'.

I've seen that.  Several times.  At least Nick Nolte looked presentable.

[meredith]

Sounds more like the software goblins.

Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle, beyond the goblin city, to take back the software that you have stolen.

That's from Labyrinth, isn't it.  Either that or South Park.  I sometimes get them confused.

I'm going to be checking under the couch for the DVD authoring software tomorrow.  My cats may have knocked it around without my knowledge.  If it's not there, I may be forced to give up.

WINNAR!  Labyrinth.  Except without the software.  I made that part up.

I'm playing with my balls right now...

+=10 for that

[nishi]

Jennifer Connelly is extremely hot.  David Bowie is extremely, *extremely* hot, but not so much so in this particular film.

fixed that.

[ReBurn]

Jennifer Connelly is extremely hot.  David Bowie is extremely, *extremely* hot, but not so much so in this particular film.

fixed that.

Thanks.

[Bishamonten]

Sounds more like the software goblins.

Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle, beyond the goblin city, to take back the software that you have stolen.

That's from Labyrinth, isn't it.  Either that or South Park.  I sometimes get them confused.

I'm going to be checking under the couch for the DVD authoring software tomorrow.  My cats may have knocked it around without my knowledge.  If it's not there, I may be forced to give up.

WINNAR!  Labyrinth.  Except without the software.  I made that part up.

I'm playing with my balls right now...

Jennifer Connelly is extremely hot.  David Bowie is extremely weird.

If you rent or buy the fifties (I think) movie "Mulholland Falls" (filmed relatively recently, but set in the fifties), you can see her boobs.

The rest of the movie ain't bad either.

Just sayin'.

I've seen that.  Several times.  At least Nick Nolte looked presentable.

You're thinking "Mulholland Drive". 

"Mullholland Falls" is the one where Connely has lesbian sex in a setting and lighting that makes it look like two dead lesbians are going at each other.  Don't let the undead bit kill the boner, though.  It sure didn't do so to mine!

[Alice]

And in Requiem, she gets a dildo in the pooper.

[ReBurn]

And in Requiem, she gets a dildo in the pooper.

BE! EXCITED!  BE, BE EXCITED!!

[ReBurn]

Sounds more like the software goblins.

Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle, beyond the goblin city, to take back the software that you have stolen.

That's from Labyrinth, isn't it.  Either that or South Park.  I sometimes get them confused.

I'm going to be checking under the couch for the DVD authoring software tomorrow.  My cats may have knocked it around without my knowledge.  If it's not there, I may be forced to give up.

WINNAR!  Labyrinth.  Except without the software.  I made that part up.

I'm playing with my balls right now...

Jennifer Connelly is extremely hot.  David Bowie is extremely weird.

If you rent or buy the fifties (I think) movie "Mulholland Falls" (filmed relatively recently, but set in the fifties), you can see her boobs.

The rest of the movie ain't bad either.

Just sayin'.

I've seen that.  Several times.  At least Nick Nolte looked presentable.

You're thinking "Mulholland Drive". 

"Mullholland Falls" is the one where Connely has lesbian sex in a setting and lighting that makes it look like two dead lesbians are going at each other.  Don't let the undead bit kill the boner, though.  It sure didn't do so to mine!

Are you sure?

[Listener]

Sounds more like the software goblins.

Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle, beyond the goblin city, to take back the software that you have stolen.

That's from Labyrinth, isn't it.  Either that or South Park.  I sometimes get them confused.

I'm going to be checking under the couch for the DVD authoring software tomorrow.  My cats may have knocked it around without my knowledge.  If it's not there, I may be forced to give up.

WINNAR!  Labyrinth.  Except without the software.  I made that part up.

I'm playing with my balls right now...

Jennifer Connelly is extremely hot.  David Bowie is extremely weird.

If you rent or buy the fifties (I think) movie "Mulholland Falls" (filmed relatively recently, but set in the fifties), you can see her boobs.

The rest of the movie ain't bad either.

Just sayin'.

I've seen that.  Several times.  At least Nick Nolte looked presentable.

You're thinking "Mulholland Drive". 

"Mullholland Falls" is the one where Connely has lesbian sex in a setting and lighting that makes it look like two dead lesbians are going at each other.  Don't let the undead bit kill the boner, though.  It sure didn't do so to mine!

Mulholland Dr was Laura Harring & Naomi Watts

Mulholland Falls was Nick Nolte, Jennifer Connelly, Joey Pants, and Michael Madsen

Although Mulholland Dr had boobs, they were not Jennifer Connelly's.  Nolte was not in Mulholland Dr.

[Listener]

And in Requiem, she gets a dildo in the pooper.

BE! EXCITED!  BE, BE EXCITED!!

http://www.141empire.com/141cinema/ass2assguy.htm

A profile on the guy who asks for that to occur.

No NSFW pics.  Much NSFW text.

[Listener]

My wife's boss gave her an unused (unopened) copy of WinDVD.  So at least I'll have something.  But I'm still pissed about that missing software, even among this discussion of boobs, Mulholland, and dildos in the pooper.

[Alice]

Can I just say that I really don't understand what the big deal about Naomi Watts is?

She's funny looking, has weird teeth and she sucks at acting.  She's like a female version of Tom Cruise.

[Listener]

Can I just say that I really don't understand what the big deal about Naomi Watts is?

She's funny looking, has weird teeth and she sucks at acting.  She's like a female version of Tom Cruise.

Maybe it's the wondernipples.

(If you've seen 21 Grams, you know what I mean.)

She was really funny in Tank Girl.  Probably her best role.

[Jessie]

I think that Software Fairy would be a good alternate name for Beefcake BigDun.

[BigDun]

I think that Software Fairy would be a good alternate name for Beefcake BigDun.

That's the story of my life. I've always wanted to be ruggedly handsome but can only manage adorably cute.

[Beefy]

Sounds more like the software goblins.

Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle, beyond the goblin city, to take back the software that you have stolen.

[Listener]

Coda to the Software Fairy saga:

My wife brought home an unopened legal copy of InterVideo WinDVD.  I opened it and tried to install it, but got a fatal error, because evidently it's been customized to only work on HP machines.

Then I did what I should've done way back in the beginning:

Checked my "All Programs" list.

My lappy came with InterVideo WinDVD Creator.

I prefer Nero, but I'll take what I can get.

Still can't find Visio, though.