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40 year old virgin

Started by eo000, August 19, 2005, 10:29:19 PM

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Gamplayerx

Hey!  That's the first time I've ever seen the word "ignominiously" used.

Alice

Saw it last night.  Loved it.  Yet it made me more depressed.

Beefy

Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 31, 2005, 03:07:44 PM
Saw it last night.  Loved it.  Yet it made me more depressed.

I seriously doubt you have more unopened action figures laying about than I do.

Alice

Quote from: Beefy on August 31, 2005, 03:09:04 PM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 31, 2005, 03:07:44 PM
Saw it last night.  Loved it.  Yet it made me more depressed.

I seriously doubt you have more unopened action figures laying about than I do.
No, I only have one.  And I don't think it's worth anything as I bought it a year ago.

ignom

I have an unopened Machine Wars Optimus Prime and an unopened Dr. No version of James Bond from like 1998. That's the extent of my unopened toys.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

eo000

Steve Carrell is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight.  ;D


Infobahn

I should nap now so I can watch SNL.  I am old and I need my sleep. 

eo000

Quote from: Infobahn on October 01, 2005, 08:03:40 PM
I should nap now so I can watch SNL.  I am old and I need my sleep. 
i'm gonna record it, then watch it in the morning.

Infobahn

Quote from: eo000 on October 01, 2005, 08:04:17 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on October 01, 2005, 08:03:40 PM
I should nap now so I can watch SNL. I am old and I need my sleep.
i'm gonna record it, then watch it in the morning.
I need a TIVO.

BigDun

Quote from: Infobahn on October 01, 2005, 08:05:17 PM
Quote from: eo000 on October 01, 2005, 08:04:17 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on October 01, 2005, 08:03:40 PM
I should nap now so I can watch SNL. I am old and I need my sleep.
i'm gonna record it, then watch it in the morning.
I need a TIVO.
I highly recommend the duel 300GB HiDef DirecTV Tivo from http://www.weaknees.com
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

BigDun

Quote from: eo000 on October 01, 2005, 07:40:47 PM
Steve Carrell is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight.  ;D



This is the first SNL in HiDef. Steve Carell is wearing a very expensive suit.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

eo000

hahaha. kanye and mike reunited.


keeeeep it real.

BigDun

Quote from: eo000 on October 01, 2005, 11:12:01 PM
hahaha. kanye and mike reunited.


keeeeep it real.

The all female string section accompaniment with square red sunglasses is both very strange and kind of hot.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

eo000

I thought he sounded pretty good.

eo000

Debbie Downer is great on her own, but it's twice as good with Carrell as Bob Bummer.

Infobahn

I missed that.  I turned off after the "fake" news.

Gamplayerx

We almost went to see 40 year old virgin last night, but we didn't.

VikingJuice

Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 02, 2005, 05:01:53 PM
We almost went to see 40 year old virgin last night, but we didn't.

You almost had a great evening, but didn't.

ignom

I only watched up through Weekend Update, but last night's episode was pretty good compared to the past couple of years.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Gamplayerx

Quote from: vikingjuice on October 02, 2005, 08:04:12 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 02, 2005, 05:01:53 PM
We almost went to see 40 year old virgin last night, but we didn't.

You almost had a great evening, but didn't.
Wrong.   I had a great evening - better than if we'd have gone to the movie.  Instead of sitting watching a movie, I  spent the evening talking to my parents and brothers and sister and sister-in-law and cousin and husband and cousin's girlfriend and brother-in-law and it was awesome.

VikingJuice

Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 02, 2005, 11:09:22 PM
Quote from: vikingjuice on October 02, 2005, 08:04:12 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 02, 2005, 05:01:53 PM
We almost went to see 40 year old virgin last night, but we didn't.

You almost had a great evening, but didn't.
Wrong.   I had a great evening - better than if we'd have gone to the movie.  Instead of sitting watching a movie, I  spent the evening talking to my parents and brothers and sister and sister-in-law and cousin and husband and cousin's girlfriend and brother-in-law and it was awesome.

That sounds like a lot of work, I'd rather do the movie instead.

ignom

Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 02, 2005, 11:09:22 PM
Quote from: vikingjuice on October 02, 2005, 08:04:12 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 02, 2005, 05:01:53 PM
We almost went to see 40 year old virgin last night, but we didn't.

You almost had a great evening, but didn't.
Wrong.   I had a great evening - better than if we'd have gone to the movie.  Instead of sitting watching a movie, I  spent the evening talking to my parents and brothers and sister and sister-in-law and cousin and husband and cousin's girlfriend and brother-in-law and it was awesome.

What does that make us?

Absolutely nothing!
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

VikingJuice

Quote from: ignom on October 03, 2005, 12:50:24 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 02, 2005, 11:09:22 PM
Quote from: vikingjuice on October 02, 2005, 08:04:12 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 02, 2005, 05:01:53 PM
We almost went to see 40 year old virgin last night, but we didn't.

You almost had a great evening, but didn't.
Wrong.   I had a great evening - better than if we'd have gone to the movie.  Instead of sitting watching a movie, I  spent the evening talking to my parents and brothers and sister and sister-in-law and cousin and husband and cousin's girlfriend and brother-in-law and it was awesome.

What does that make us?

Absolutely nothing!

Only one man would DARE give me the rasberries...................LONE STAR!!

Bennyhana

I didn't go to a movie on saturday, and I didn't watch all of Saturday Night Live, but I did have sex.  So I win.

P.S.  I thought Kanye sounded like shit.  If he learned how to use a microphone properly, I might've been able to understand just what the hell the songs were about.  As it was, I could not.