Review: Fantastic Four

[Beefy]

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/fantasticfourriseofthesilversurfer/trailer-large.html

Okay, while I know better, this trailer is still pretty darn spiffy.

[eo000]

good lord.

[eo000]

[eo000]

[dazie]

She looks like Denise Richards' little whorey sister in this one.

[eo000]

how's that whorey? is she showing too much neck?

[dazie]

The fake blue eyes- when someone goes to obvious lengths like that, it always looks whorey to me.

She looks quite nice, except for the eyes.

[Beefy]

Trying to make Jessica Alba look like an intellectual is like trying to make Denise Richards look like an intellectual - laughable.

Someone like Rachel McAdams would have been more believable in the part.  Alba is too shallow/vapid in the eyes. 

Then again, she isn't the reason I'd be seeing the film anyways.

[eo000]

she isn't the reason I'd be seeing the film anyways.

sorry....

for beefy:

[dazie]

Trying to make Jessica Alba look like an intellectual is like trying to make Denise Richards look like an intellectual - laughable.

Like this?

[Jessie]

She reminds me of Shannon Elizabeth in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back in those pictures.

[Alice]

I <3 Elizabeth Shue.  My best halloween costume ever was as her in Adventures.

[dazie]

I <3 Elizabeth Shue.  My best halloween costume ever was as her in Adventures.

I like her, but I don't see her as being a cold fusion expert...

[eo000]

so really pretty girls can't be really smart girls?

shallow indeed.

buncha sexist pigs.

[dazie]

so really pretty girls can't be really smart girls?

shallow indeed.

buncha sexist pigs.

Not at all what I was saying.  Pretty girls can be smart, smart girls can be pretty.  HOLLYWOOD'S version of pretty and smart gives us "Christmas Jones" in her cutoff wife beater and rock hard abs.  We get CSI babes trotting around crime scenes in stilletto heels and Dolce and Gabbana cleavage.  We get Jessica Alba drastically caucasianed-up and looking somewhat like one of the Wayans brothers in "White Chicks"  We see a supposed physicist stumbling and stammering while dressed as a pedophile's dream...

[Alice]

I <3 Elizabeth Shue.  My best halloween costume ever was as her in Adventures.

I like her, but I don't see her as being a cold fusion expert...

Most Harvard Grads aren't.

[eo000]

so really pretty girls can't be really smart girls?

shallow indeed.

buncha sexist pigs.

Not at all what I was saying.  Pretty girls can be smart, smart girls can be pretty.  HOLLYWOOD'S version of pretty and smart gives us "Christmas Jones" in her cutoff wife beater and rock hard abs.  We get CSI babes trotting around crime scenes in stilletto heels and Dolce and Gabbana cleavage.  We get Jessica Alba drastically caucasianed-up and looking somewhat like one of the Wayans brothers in "White Chicks"  We see a supposed physicist stumbling and stammering while dressed as a pedophile's dream...

first whorey because a part mexican, part french/danish chick has blue contacts, now pediophile's dream?

what's pedo about it????

[dazie]

so really pretty girls can't be really smart girls?

shallow indeed.

buncha sexist pigs.

Not at all what I was saying.  Pretty girls can be smart, smart girls can be pretty.  HOLLYWOOD'S version of pretty and smart gives us "Christmas Jones" in her cutoff wife beater and rock hard abs.  We get CSI babes trotting around crime scenes in stilletto heels and Dolce and Gabbana cleavage.  We get Jessica Alba drastically caucasianed-up and looking somewhat like one of the Wayans brothers in "White Chicks"  We see a supposed physicist stumbling and stammering while dressed as a pedophile's dream...

first whorey because a part mexican, part french/danish chick has blue contacts, now pediophile's dream?

what's pedo about it????

Not her- Dr. Emma Russell with her knee socks and Catholic schoolgirl dresses. 

[swolt]

so really pretty girls can't be really smart girls?

shallow indeed.

buncha sexist pigs.

Not at all what I was saying.  Pretty girls can be smart, smart girls can be pretty.  HOLLYWOOD'S version of pretty and smart gives us "Christmas Jones" in her cutoff wife beater and rock hard abs.  We get CSI babes trotting around crime scenes in stilletto heels and Dolce and Gabbana cleavage.  We get Jessica Alba drastically caucasianed-up and looking somewhat like one of the Wayans brothers in "White Chicks"  We see a supposed physicist stumbling and stammering while dressed as a pedophile's dream...

first whorey because a part mexican, part french/danish chick has blue contacts, now pediophile's dream?

what's pedo about it????

can we get a lock on this thread? I agree with eo, this is getting very sexiest and it is making me uncomfortable. Woman can be both attractive and smart.

[dazie]

Are you serious about the lock?

If so, I'll shut up.

[Alice]

I don't think we need a lock on a Fantastic Four thread.  I think if people want to continue discussing this, it can be done in a different thread.

/$.02

[swolt]

Are you serious about the lock?

If so, I'll shut up.

no of course I'm not serious. I'm just joking.

[Alice]

Are you serious about the lock?

If so, I'll shut up.

no of course I'm not serious. I'm just joking.

Oh dear God.  I thought you were serious.

*smacks you*

[Jessie]

Alice and Dazie are hot!

because they're obviously dumb.

[Alice]

Alice and Dazie are hot!

because they're obviously dumb.

I'll cut you, Red.