Review: Fantastic Four

[dazie]

Alice and Dazie are hot!

because they're obviously dumb.

Takes one to know one!

[swolt]

Are you serious about the lock?

If so, I'll shut up.

no of course I'm not serious. I'm just joking.

Oh dear God.  I thought you were serious.

*smacks you*

*bends over*

do it again

[Alice]

Are you serious about the lock?

If so, I'll shut up.

no of course I'm not serious. I'm just joking.

Oh dear God.  I thought you were serious.

*smacks you*

*bends over*

do it again

Beefy is right, you do slouch.

*bends over, slaps your face again*

[Beefy]

so really pretty girls can't be really smart girls?

shallow indeed.

buncha sexist pigs.

Rachel McAdams is really pretty and I would buy her as a smart person.  Like I said, intellectuals don't usually have that vapid model look in their eyes.

[Beefy]

It was okay.  The Surfer was cool, but hearing Morpheus' voice come out of him was weird.  Galactus was just fine.  Yes, you could the shadow of the helmet across Saturn and yes you can catch glimpses of him amidst the storm at the end.

They unwisely brought back Doom, using a ludicrous rationale.  Alba still sucked.  The "comedy" was ratcheted up this time.  Meh.

They've started looking at a solo Surfer flick.  I don't know how they'd do it.  It would look cool, at the very least.

[VikingJuice]

It was okay.  The Surfer was cool, but hearing Morpheus' voice come out of him was weird.  Galactus was just fine.  Yes, you could the shadow of the helmet across Saturn and yes you can catch glimpses of him amidst the storm at the end.

They unwisely brought back Doom, using a ludicrous rationale.  Alba still sucked.  The "comedy" was ratcheted up this time.  Meh.

They've started looking at a solo Surfer flick.  I don't know how they'd do it.  It would look cool, at the very least.

Ohhh Mama!!

[Beefy]

I can't believe there are people who didn't spot Galactus in the cloud.   

[swolt]

I can't believe there are people who didn't spot Galactus in the cloud.   

I could make out his outline but I didn't see the horns.

Of course at that point I was so bored I didn't really care.

[Beefy]

I can't believe there are people who didn't spot Galactus in the cloud.   

I could make out his outline but I didn't see the horns.

Of course at that point I was so bored I didn't really care.

When the cloud moves across Saturn and throws the shadow, it's in the shape of Galactus' helmet.  Later at the end, you can catch glimpses of him in the cloud, and in the long shot that looks at him eating the Earth from a distance, there is a clearing in clouds on the left side of the screen through which you can clearly see his armor.

I wasn't bored anymore at that point.  I didn't care about whether the FF perished and died, but at least I was getting my Surfer and Galactus for a few moments.  It doesn't excuse the overwheling mediocrity leading up to it, but I still got to see it on the big screen.

[ReBurn]

I actually liked it. I guess after reading the reviews and seeing what you had to say I wasn't expecting much, so I wasn't disappointed.

The kids liked it, too. But they really want to see Transformers. And Undedog.